birthday party

my sister and I have fallen into a tradition of giving each other weird custom printed tshirts for birthdays and holidays, based on inside jokes. last year I got one that said SALT GREMLIN. I made her one that says SANCTIMONIOUS HO. for my birthday this year she ordered me one that says SULLEN LIMPET and I deeply suspect that for Christmas it will be matching shirts that say PSYCHIC DIVIDEND.

Anyway I just ordered her one that says PARTY HARPY on the front and has this on the back:


Four!!, Part 3:  Cake!
(Parts 124, 5, 6, and 7)

After I put on my special birthday hat and met my new unicorn pool float friend, it was time for my favorite part:  Cake!  In keeping with my rainbow-themed birthday party, Mom made me a rainbow cake this year!  I was so excited that I tried to fit my whole cake in my mouth at once!

Mom made sure every layer of my rainbow cake was delicious:  Red watermelon, orange carrots, yellow apple, green frilly kale, and purple radicchio—topped with four pretty origami stars, one for every one of my four years!  I didn’t know where to start!!

Even Brunhilda was excited about my rainbow cake!