THIS IS SO GOOD
Hcs? Penny throwing his s/o a bday party (of two). Apparently humans made a big deal of birthdays, it was odd because why celebrate a year closer to death? He also noted how families were torn apart when birthday's went wrong (he glimpsed an episode of My Super Sweet 16 once-not an accurate rep of mankind).He didn't want that to happen to him & his s/o. So he decided to celebrate the reader's birthday! With the Internet and its' wisdom at his side, he was sure to succeed(no he rekts the house).