birds-tattoo

on the Rey parentage debate
  • me:I've read so many arguments that I don't care anymore, like people saying why she should or shouldn't be Luke's kid or Leia's kid or whoever, I don't care! She's Rey! I love her anyways
  • taylor:YEAH! The only one I'm like ??? about is the one where she's Obi-Wan's grandkid
  • me:omg yeah like WHO DO THEY THINK OBI-WAN FUCKED ANYWAYS?
  • taylor:RIGHT??? AND I GET OFFENDED FOR OBI-WAN'S CHARACTER ARC
  • me:"The truth is, I'm actually Obi-Wan's secret love child with Bellatrix Lestrange," says Rey before unveiling her sick bird tattoo
  • taylor:aldskfjlkj