birds with legs

Open RP

You lock your front door with a sigh, exhausted from the day’s activities. You had two meetings to prepare for and all you wanted to do now was sink into your chair and fuck around on the internet. As you turn the corner, you are greeted by a small bird. He sits, cross-legged, on your kitchen floor. You meet his eyes and can feel his disappointment boring into you. What do you say to him?

  • <p> <b>Seokjin:</b> Namjoon! I told you to roast the turkey, why haven't you done it?<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> Oh sorry
  • Namjoon: *turns to turkey*<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> YOU STUPID ASS MCDUCKING BIRD, WHAT KIND OF LEGS ARE THOSE HOW THE H<p/></p>