birds what are they

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK

BISCUIT WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

YOU LAID AN EGG

IN MY HOUSE

UNDER MY RULES

WITHOUT ASKING

YOUNG MAN YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE YOU CAN’T JUST BEHAVE LIKE THIS WHAT THE FUCK JUST BECAUSE I’M THE “COOL AUNT” DOESN’T MEAN THERE ARE NO RULES HERE YOU DON’T GET TO JUST LAY EGGS WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE 7 YEARS OLD AND YOU’VE NEVER LAID BEFORE SIR, NEVER, AND NOW???? YOU JUST???? 

AND YOU ALREADY BROKE IT TOO WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD YOU MAKE ARE YOU AT ALL PREPARED FOR THAT RESPONSIBILITY??? DID YOU THINK AT ALL ABOUT THAT????? YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A JOB???? YOU CAN’T EVEN PAY RENT????? AND YOU WANT TO JUST HAVE A CHILD???????????

WHAT THE FUCK

My parents apparently witnessed a man walk into fuzzy’s tacos, order a giant margarita, chug the whole thing without even touching the glass and leave without a word all within ten minutes. Nobody else was in the restaurant. It was barely eight in the morning.