birds finding nemo

What I wish would happen

Me: I’m asexual!
* hundreds of asexuals in the general vacinity turn their heads and rush to me squawking “MINE MINE MINE” like the birds off finding nemo and all pull on my limbs trying to make me their friends

Reality

Me: I’m asexual.
Dude: so, you like, fuck yourself…?

Big Lessons From Finding Dory

So I saw Finding Dory tonight and let me just highlight a few things that are very important that were shown in the movie but may have gone over other’s heads (none of these are spoilers, really but im tagging them anyways):

1. Not all marine life institutions are like SeaWorld. This film demonstrates there are a lot of really helpful marine life institutions out there who are dedicated to the rescue and rehabilitation of animals. It takes place in California and although they never directly call it the Monterey Bay Aquarium you can tell that is what it is based off of. Many aquariums like the one in Monterey and a local aquarium by me are completely dedicated to the rehabilitation of marine life/mammals and yes, they tag some animals, but it is just to track their migration patterns and conduct research. SeaWorld has given such a bad name to other marine life centers out there and to be honest, these centers are the kind of organizations we need to preserve our marine life. Most operate on a vast network of volunteers and they could really use your donations–especially when it is apparent that our government does not care about our waters to make any laws protecting it.

2. PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE FINAL SCENE. (The one where Dory says the view before her is “unforgettable”). If you’ve seen the movie, you might have noticed something….well missing. In fact, a lot was missing. Much of the coral reef in this scene as they pan out has become discolored and is dead. Pixar clearly wanted to draw your eye to this scene. Our coral reefs are dramatically dying and if we don’t stop to care for them now, they can be gone easily in a lifetime–as little as 15 years. Those beautiful views will become forgettable if we do not do something about them now. Back when Finding Nemo came out 12 years ago, scientists were just starting to notice the dramatic changes in iur coral reefs. Now if you see recent pictures of the Sydney Harbor, the same one featured in FN, most of those beautiful colorful corl reefs are dead and gone. Although Finding Dory is supposed to take place one year after Finding Nemo, Pixar was really trying to bring that important message out.

So please, keep in mind as you spend money towards a movie ticket, maybe next time use that money and donate to ocean conservation funds. We really do only get one world, and she takes care of us so we should take care of her.

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PIXAR 20 YEARS - PART2

‘Toy Story 2’ (1999), 'For The Birds’ (2000), 'Monsters, Inc.’ (2001), 'Finding Nemo’ (2003), 'Boundin’’ (2003), 'The Incredibles’ (2004), 'One Man Band’ (2005), 'Cars’ (2006)

MCL Boyfriend Headcanons: When they’re jealous

Nathaniel

  • He trusts you enough to know you wouldn’t be flirting with anyone else
  • But if he sees someone flirting with you, he kind of just strides up next to you to “join the conversation”
  • Keeps this really passive aggressive smile on his face that screams “I will cut you.”
  • He never really gets jealous, just territorial
  • But when he does get jealous he’s very annoyed
  • Will show more PDA if it means keeping other guys away
  • If the guy is going a little too far he’d kindly tell them to stop. “I appreciate that you find her so attractive, but she also happens to be my girlfriend.”
  • If that doesn’t work he gets super irritated and does that hand-to-forehead thing and sighs. “I’m going to ask you one more time to back off…” (don’t test him after this, he’ll murder the guy in his sleep later)
  • Will pull you away from the guy with a tight grip on your hand, he might even put his hand on your waist to make it more clear
  • If you have guy friends, he’ll understand but he will most definitely be keeping his eye on every single one of them. Gets pouty because he knows he can’t exactly tell you to stop talking to them
  • When you’re finally alone he’ll unexpectedly take you into his arms and kiss you very passionately, just to reassure himself that no one else can take you from him

Castiel

  • Castiel doesn’t get jealous, he actually finds it pretty funny and it honestly gives him pride knowing that his girlfriend is just that attractive
  • If guys come up to you flirting while he’s with you, he’ll kind of just watch for a minute or so. Then he’ll pull you in by the waist and kiss you so hard that you’ll be seeing stars. This usually scares the guy away, and leaves him with his signature smirk
  • If he isn’t already at your side and he sees some guy hitting on you he’ll casually come up behind you, grab your butt and kiss your neck. “Sorry I’m late babe. Who’s this?”
  • He does get jealous if it’s you who approached the guy. He’ll silently stand there as you two converse. When you introduce him to your friend he’ll just kind of grunt back in response.
  • He’ll later ask, “So, who was that guy?”
  • Even when you explain that he’s just an old friend he’s still bothered. “You two seem awfully close…”
  • If you accuse him of being jealous he’ll completely deny it, while blushing
  • Gets really cocky to hide his jealousy. “I have nothing to worry about. Why would you leave someone as sexy as me for that?”
  • Is secretly very afraid to lose you so when he gets jealous, there’s a short period of time afterwards that he becomes more affectionate and loving and kind of cools it with the teasing. Seeing another guy show you that kind of attention reminds him to show you that he appreciates you more often.
  • After you’re gone he’ll find the guy and threaten him. “Flirt with my girl again and I’ll snap your neck.”

Lysander

  • Gets possessive more than he gets jealous.
  • VERY passive aggressive. Is subtly threatening the guy with his laser eyes
  • Might place his hand on your lower back to throw the guy a little hint
  • If the guy doesn’t catch on or leave, he’ll say something. “I know she’s very lovely so I understand your attraction, but she’s my girlfriend and I’d appreciate it if you’d stop.”
  • If the guy keeps making moves he’ll subconsciously give him a slightly dirty look and just walk away. He thinks the guy is absolute trash but he won’t say that out loud
  • If he isn’t already with you and he sees that a guy is clearly making you uncomfortable he will walk over, step in front of you and look the guy up and down. “I don’t think my girlfriend appreciates your advances, sir.”
  • With your guy friends, he does get a bit jealous because he can’t tell them to go away. Will stand very closely behind you.
  • He’s very possessive because he doesn’t want to lose you like he lost Rosa. He’s definitely over her but he doesn’t want to feel that pain in his stomach ever again.
  • When you’re alone he’ll gently press you up against a wall and kiss you, deeply and passionately but also very sweet and slow.
  • Will press his forehead to yours and whisper, “You’re mine…”

Armin

  • Threatens the guy with a smile on his face, but he knows he has nothing to worry about
  • Will sling an arm around you and pull you into his side. If he feels like that isn’t enough he’ll kiss your cheek and say, “So, BABE, this guy’s a real creep huh?”
  • If a guy goes too far with you he gets very upset and pulls you closer to him. Unintentionally raises his voice at the guy.
  • “Dude, seriously? Take a f***ing hint!”
  • Mumbles to himself about how he could totally beat that guy’s ass if you’d let him
  • With guy friends, he’s very iffy about it. He doesn’t necessarily like it but he understands. He’ll question you a lot though. “So who was he?” “How did you meet?” “How long have you known him?”
  • He can get kind of irritable when it comes to guy friends, if he feels like you guys are close. You’ll ask him what’s wrong, he might say “I don’t know, ask your friend.”
  • You can usually fix his attitude with hugs from behind and a kiss on his cheek.
  • Will tackle you onto his bed and start playfully kissing all over your face, saying “Mine! Mine! Mine!” (in the voice of the birds from ‘Finding Nemo’)
  • It’s creepy but he somehow manages to find the guy on Facebook and will harass the hell out of him for like a week

Kentin

  • Forget the passive, the boy is just plain aggressive
  • Shamelessly glares at and threatens the guy
  • If a guy touches your shoulder or something? Oh hell no. The guy might end up in a hospital. As I said in a previous headcanon, very protective
  • Very quick to start yelling, if it weren’t for you standing there he’d throw a punch.
  • Is somewhat insecure so that’s why he gets so emotional when other guys flirt with you. He doesn’t want you to see him as the ‘old dorky Ken’ and leave him for someone better.
  • You constantly have to reassure him that you never saw him as ‘dorky’ in the first place and that you aren’t going to leave him
  • Will wrap you tightly in his arms and silently hold you for the longest time ever
  • When you’re alone he’ll bury his head in your neck and ask “You’re mine, right?”
  • Has the saddest puppy dog eyes when he asks you that question
  • With guy friends he’s such a crybaby if you don’t show him attention while talking to them. You aren’t holding his hand? He’s gonna complain until you do. You aren’t sitting on his lap? He’s gonna pull you down.
  • When he’s done being upset he’ll gently kiss your eyelids and the back of your hand, and apologize for getting so angry. Turns into a cuddle bear.

we’re all like those fucking birds from finding nemo because like one of us will post one thing abotu something and then we’re all posting about it for an hour its like “kabuto post” and then the rest of us start screaming “kabuto kabuto kabuto kabuto kabuto”

youtube

“ Most of us know Pixar as the established dominating animation studio that is it today, responsible for some of the greatest animated movies of our time. But the truth is that this massively successful studio came from very humble beginnings. In fact, on its first few years the studio was consistently on the verge of bankruptcy, losing millions of dollars. even after the success of Toy Story.

In this video find out about the story behind Pixar, and how founding it was made possible thanks to 3 very different people, with very different talents.”

Source: Bloop Animation