Me: I’m asexual!
* hundreds of asexuals in the general vacinity turn their heads and rush to me squawking “MINE MINE MINE” like the birds off finding nemo and all pull on my limbs trying to make me their friends
Me: I’m asexual.
Dude: so, you like, fuck yourself…?
So I saw Finding Dory tonight and let me just highlight a few things that are very important that were shown in the movie but may have gone over other’s heads (none of these are spoilers, really but im tagging them anyways):
1. Not all marine life institutions are like SeaWorld. This film demonstrates there are a lot of really helpful marine life institutions out there who are dedicated to the rescue and rehabilitation of animals. It takes place in California and although they never directly call it the Monterey Bay Aquarium you can tell that is what it is based off of. Many aquariums like the one in Monterey and a local aquarium by me are completely dedicated to the rehabilitation of marine life/mammals and yes, they tag some animals, but it is just to track their migration patterns and conduct research. SeaWorld has given such a bad name to other marine life centers out there and to be honest, these centers are the kind of organizations we need to preserve our marine life. Most operate on a vast network of volunteers and they could really use your donations–especially when it is apparent that our government does not care about our waters to make any laws protecting it.
2. PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE FINAL SCENE. (The one where Dory says the view before her is “unforgettable”). If you’ve seen the movie, you might have noticed something….well missing. In fact, a lot was missing. Much of the coral reef in this scene as they pan out has become discolored and is dead. Pixar clearly wanted to draw your eye to this scene. Our coral reefs are dramatically dying and if we don’t stop to care for them now, they can be gone easily in a lifetime–as little as 15 years. Those beautiful views will become forgettable if we do not do something about them now. Back when Finding Nemo came out 12 years ago, scientists were just starting to notice the dramatic changes in iur coral reefs. Now if you see recent pictures of the Sydney Harbor, the same one featured in FN, most of those beautiful colorful corl reefs are dead and gone. Although Finding Dory is supposed to take place one year after Finding Nemo, Pixar was really trying to bring that important message out.
So please, keep in mind as you spend money towards a movie ticket, maybe next time use that money and donate to ocean conservation funds. We really do only get one world, and she takes care of us so we should take care of her.
He trusts you enough to know you wouldn’t be
flirting with anyone else
But if he sees someone flirting with you, he kind
of just strides up next to you to “join the conversation”
Keeps this really passive aggressive smile on
his face that screams “I will cut you.”
He never really gets jealous, just territorial
But when he does get jealous he’s very annoyed
Will show more PDA if it means keeping other
If the guy is going a little too far he’d kindly
tell them to stop. “I appreciate that you find her so attractive, but she also
happens to be my girlfriend.”
If that doesn’t work he gets super irritated and
does that hand-to-forehead thing and sighs. “I’m going to ask you one more time
to back off…” (don’t test him after this, he’ll murder the guy in his sleep
Will pull you away from the guy with a tight
grip on your hand, he might even put his hand on your waist to make it more
If you have guy friends, he’ll understand but he
will most definitely be keeping his eye on every single one of them. Gets pouty
because he knows he can’t exactly tell you to stop talking to them
When you’re finally alone he’ll unexpectedly take
you into his arms and kiss you very passionately, just to reassure himself that
no one else can take you from him
Castiel doesn’t get jealous, he actually finds
it pretty funny and it honestly gives him pride knowing that his girlfriend is
just that attractive
If guys come up to you flirting while he’s with
you, he’ll kind of just watch for a minute or so. Then he’ll pull you in by the
waist and kiss you so hard that you’ll be seeing stars. This usually scares the
guy away, and leaves him with his signature smirk
If he isn’t already at your side and he sees
some guy hitting on you he’ll casually come up behind you, grab your butt and
kiss your neck. “Sorry I’m late babe. Who’s this?”
He does get jealous if it’s you who approached
the guy. He’ll silently stand there as you two converse. When you introduce him
to your friend he’ll just kind of grunt back in response.
He’ll later ask, “So, who was that guy?”
Even when you explain that he’s just an old
friend he’s still bothered. “You two seem awfully close…”
If you accuse him of being jealous he’ll
completely deny it, while blushing
Gets really cocky to hide his jealousy. “I have
nothing to worry about. Why would you leave someone as sexy as me for that?”
Is secretly very afraid to lose you so when he
gets jealous, there’s a short period of time afterwards that he becomes more
affectionate and loving and kind of cools it with the teasing. Seeing another
guy show you that kind of attention reminds him to show you that he appreciates
you more often.
After you’re gone he’ll find the guy and
threaten him. “Flirt with my girl again and I’ll snap your neck.”
Gets possessive more than he gets jealous.
VERY passive aggressive. Is subtly threatening
the guy with his laser eyes
Might place his hand on your lower back to throw
the guy a little hint
If the guy doesn’t catch on or leave, he’ll say
something. “I know she’s very lovely so I understand your attraction, but she’s
my girlfriend and I’d appreciate it if you’d stop.”
If the guy keeps making moves he’ll
subconsciously give him a slightly dirty look and just walk away. He thinks the
guy is absolute trash but he won’t say that out loud
If he isn’t already with you and he sees that a
guy is clearly making you uncomfortable he will walk over, step in front of you
and look the guy up and down. “I don’t think my girlfriend appreciates your
With your guy friends, he does get a bit jealous
because he can’t tell them to go away. Will stand very closely behind you.
He’s very possessive because he doesn’t want to
lose you like he lost Rosa. He’s definitely over her but he doesn’t want to
feel that pain in his stomach ever again.
When you’re alone he’ll gently press you up
against a wall and kiss you, deeply and passionately but also very sweet and slow.
Will press his forehead to yours and whisper, “You’re
Threatens the guy with a smile on his face, but
he knows he has nothing to worry about
Will sling an arm around you and pull you into
his side. If he feels like that isn’t enough he’ll kiss your cheek and say, “So,
BABE, this guy’s a real creep huh?”
If a guy goes too far with you he gets very
upset and pulls you closer to him. Unintentionally raises his voice at the guy.
“Dude, seriously? Take a f***ing hint!”
Mumbles to himself about how he could totally
beat that guy’s ass if you’d let him
With guy friends, he’s very iffy about it. He doesn’t
necessarily like it but he understands. He’ll question you a lot though. “So
who was he?” “How did you meet?” “How long have you known him?”
He can get kind of irritable when it comes to
guy friends, if he feels like you guys are close. You’ll ask him what’s wrong,
he might say “I don’t know, ask your friend.”
You can usually fix his attitude with hugs from
behind and a kiss on his cheek.
Will tackle you onto his bed and start playfully
kissing all over your face, saying “Mine! Mine! Mine!” (in the voice of the
birds from ‘Finding Nemo’)
It’s creepy but he somehow manages to find the
guy on Facebook and will harass the hell out of him for like a week
Forget the passive, the boy is just plain
Shamelessly glares at and threatens the guy
If a guy touches your shoulder or something? Oh
hell no. The guy might end up in a hospital. As I said in a previous headcanon, very protective
Very quick to start yelling, if it weren’t for
you standing there he’d throw a punch.
Is somewhat insecure so that’s why he gets so
emotional when other guys flirt with you. He doesn’t want you to see him as the
‘old dorky Ken’ and leave him for someone better.
You constantly have to reassure him that you
never saw him as ‘dorky’ in the first place and that you aren’t going to leave
Will wrap you tightly in his arms and silently
hold you for the longest time ever
When you’re alone he’ll bury his head in your
neck and ask “You’re mine, right?”
Has the saddest puppy dog eyes when he asks you
With guy friends he’s such a crybaby if you don’t
show him attention while talking to them. You aren’t holding his hand? He’s
gonna complain until you do. You aren’t sitting on his lap? He’s gonna pull you
When he’s done being upset he’ll gently kiss
your eyelids and the back of your hand, and apologize for getting so angry.
Turns into a cuddle bear.
we’re all like those fucking birds from finding nemo because like one of us will post one thing abotu something and then we’re all posting about it for an hour its like “kabuto post” and then the rest of us start screaming “kabuto
Most of us know Pixar as the established dominating animation studio that is it today, responsible for some of the greatest animated movies of our time. But the truth is that this massively successful studio came from very humble beginnings. In fact, on its first few years the studio was consistently on the verge of bankruptcy, losing millions of dollars. even after the success of Toy Story.
In this video find out about the story behind Pixar, and how founding it was made possible thanks to 3 very different people, with very different talents.”
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