When your dreams all fail / And the ones we hail / Are the worst of all / And the blood’s run stale / I wanna hide the truth / I wanna shelter you / But with the beast inside / There’s nowhere we can hide
Let him know that you know best / Cause after all, you do know best / Try to slip past his defense / Without granting innocence / Lay down a list of what is wrong / The things you’ve told him all along
Unable to stop screaming, Eastern Towhees have been absolutely terrified for nearly three generations. Efforts to discover what, specifically, these alarmed birds are so afraid of has met with repeated, gruesome failure and The Academy of Bird Sciences is running dangerously low on field interns. For safety’s sake, if you hear an Eastern Towhee please leave the area immediately.