bird buster

I put a bird feeder in my backyard.  Within hours, the squirrels had torn it down, chewed it open, and eaten all the seeds.

I put up a metal bird feeder. The squirrels knocked it down and rolled it around until all the seeds fell out.

I put up a Squirrel Buster bird feeder with a special mechanism to block the seed trays if a squirrel stands on it.  The squirrels shook the top of the feeder without standing on it, making all the seeds fall out.

I put a big conical squirrel blocker device on the bird feeder pole, and today I looked out the window and saw this.

I’ve now greased the squirrel blocker.  I’m not even angry.  I’m just curious what their next move will be.

FAQ!

Recently a very cool person sent me a bunch of questions as a sort of interview for a school project, and it occurred to me that I get asked these questions a lot so I’m throwing them down under the readmore for you guys in case you wanted to know this stuff/so if someone asks me one of these in the future I can just link here. So yeah lots of talky talk under the whatcjamacallit

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