bird attorney

Why is tumblr not in love with Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law?

It is a show about Hanna Barbara characters tackling social issues and going to court.

They debate evolution with captain caveman

And Harvey goes through an existential crisis and has a musical number

They talk about global warming with the Jetsons 

And profiling with Shaggy and Scooby

And those are not even the best ones.

They even have Stephen Colbert voicing two of the main characters

Just to reiterate this is a show where classic cartoon characters debate social issues with dark comic satire and some of whom are voiced by Stephen Colbert.

Why is this show not plastered all over tumbrl?

I asked my teacher who is an ornithologist with a phd

• it is entirely possible to untrain Polly within only 24 hours 

• but oNLY IF VON KARMA USED HIS FUCKING TASER 

• MY BIRD-SPECIALIST TEACHER CONFIRMS THAT VON KARMA FUCKING TAZED POLLY 

• I DIDN’T EVEN MENTION HE HAD ONE AT FIRST, SHE THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUESTION FOR A SEC AND THEN ASKED “well does he have a taser?” LIKE OH MY GOD 

also: 

• it’s probable that Polly will still say “don’t forget DL-6″ idly (in response to boredom, not being asked) but may only do so if Von Karma isn’t there, as she would recognize his face 

imagine your pet bird just starts mumbling “don’t forget DL-6″ to herself and after some googling you find out you have That Bird™ 

anonymous asked:

If I may make a humble suggestion (feel free not to do this, no pressure!), birb Clay Terran??? I love your AU so much, and I'm curious of what he'd be!

i had to think about this one for a while as there arent really any space bird pokemon sadly (and i thought choosing a flightless bird would be a bit too real *cough*) so here he is! a shiny pidove with big dreams!

Real Life Court: A judge and jury carefully consider evidence and testimony gathered over months of careful investigation, whilst adhering to strict legal guidelines and regulations.

Ace Attorney Court: lol lets just get the witness drunk and see what happens

Imagine Simon always thinking Taka is male and then he comes home realizing there is a nest in the tree next to his bedroom window that Taka has made and he sees three eggs there. 

And of course he knows not to really mess with them because Taka will freak out but he brings his bird some good warm stuff to add to the nest. 

When they hatch they imprint on Taka and Simon (shh I have no idea how birds work is this even possible it is now) and the next time Phoenix and Athena face Simon in court he has Taka on one shoulder and three hawk chicks - each with their own little custom-make scarf - on his other and carries on with the trial like it is no big deal.

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Everyone is comparing long-haired Shiro to so many different characters but I just wanna know if I was the only one who thought of this

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So I’ve been replaying through all the Ace Attorney games. Currently I’m up to Apollo Justice, haha. I love that one. (I love them all honestly)

But anyway, I’ve had an idea to draw them as birds for a long while now so I’m happy I got around to it. They got their names and all too btw. You can see them in the captions.

Which one do you like the most?

Maya: wait a second! you……..
Nick: oh boy
Maya: and him……..
Nick: here it comes
Maya: [SHRIEKS]
Nick: [facepalms]
Maya: don’t worry, Nick! I’ll help you confess your love to Mr. Edgeworth! after all, nothing’s stronger than the power of……..
Nick: love…?
Maya: MAYA