Aphobes: The full acronym is LGBT.
Inclusionists: Pan and polysexual people aren’t bi and deserve their own letter in the acronym!
Aphobes: No! You go under the B.
Inclusionists: Okay, well not all nonbinary people identify as trans, and they should get their own letter in the acronym!
Aphobes: No! You go under the T.
Inclusionists: Well can we at least add a plus for people who don’t feel comfortable under the L, G, B, or T?
Aphobes: No! Make your own community!
Inclusionists: Okay, we’ll call it the queer community.
Aphobes: No! You’re not allowed to call yourselves that!
Inclusionists: Why not? It’s a reclaimed slur. Anyome can call themselves queer if they want!
Aphobes: No! Stop forcing people under labels they don’t like!
Inclusionists: Then what do we call ourselves, huh? If the full acronym is LGBT and we don’t fall under those letters, and you won’t let us call ourselves by another acronym or have our own community, what do we do?
Aphobes: The full acronym is and has always been LGBTNP so I have no idea what you’re talking about.