Jensen's package. Oops I'm going there. What you got?
anon pulling out the big guns tonight, I see. I guess as long as we’re objectifying him in every which way, I suppose we might as well,,,,go there
[x] first of all, lemme just establish right away that I like to refer to this particular area of jensen’s body as The Promised Land™, and I have an actual tag for it so don’t ever fucking doubt me and my dedication okay
[x] look at he big hand right there so very near 👀👀👀👀
[x] look at he jeans do The Thing when he move he leggy 👀👀👀👀
[x] I need to understand why a very strong theme throughout the gag reels is jensen displaying his crotch
[x] like I’m not kidding (bonus sneak of the tum tum!!)
[x] he just,,,,he does this and idk why but he wants me dead
[x] and not to mention his obsession with pelvic thrusting like he’s gotdamn spongebob bringin’ it around town or some shit
[x] fetus!jensen kickin’ it in sweatpants hOoOoOo boiiiii 👀👀👀👀 👀👀👀👀
[x] and this is,,,,pretty Iconic right here *clears throat* 👀👀👀👀 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 👀👀👀
[x] this??? right here?!?!?? this is one of my favorite fucking photos of him that exists. he so tHICC!!!!!!!!! thicc thighs, thicc arms, thicc shoulders, thicc chest, thicc promised land on display hhHh *quickened breaths*
[x] and not to mention he definitely enjoys showing off his crotch not only on set around his friends but also on stage in front of a shitton of strangers (or at least nesnej does anyway, but I’ll fucking take what I can get)
[x] and last but not least ofc, we have The Underbear™. can’t believe we got to live thru Promised Land history, y’all 👀👀👀👀 it’ll be in all the textbooks. our grandchildren will ask where we were that day. it’ll be like our very own ‘nam flashbacks but with more dicks.