One of the best things in the world is guessing on a bunch of questions on a test and actually getting them all right. On another note, I’ve been having a crisis over how I’m paying for college. I could probably sell a kidney or two.
Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.
My dad is a Chemist, I’m studying Biology. Here is what it’s like for my poor mom when we joke around-
Dad: “Johnny was a chemist’s son but now he is no more…”
Dad & Me: “for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!”
Me: “Hey dad, what do you do with a dead Chemist?… If you can’t Curiam or Helium you gotta Barium!”
Dad: “How many Biologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?… Four- 1 to screw it in and 3 to catalogue the environmental impact”
Dad: “Sodium and Chloride got into a fight- they were both charged with a salt”
Me: “The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared”
Mom: “I swear it’s like you got all your genes from him. I live in a house of nerds!”
Me: “Well then, why don’t you make like a Blastula and cleave?!”