biology-jokes

Chemist vs. Bio Jokes- Family Style

My dad is a Chemist, I’m studying Biology. Here is what it’s like for my poor mom when we joke around-

Dad: “Johnny was a chemist’s son but now he is no more…”
Dad & Me: “for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!”

Me: “Hey dad, what do you do with a dead Chemist?… If you can’t Curiam or Helium you gotta Barium!”
Dad: “How many Biologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?… Four- 1 to screw it in and 3 to catalogue the environmental impact”

Dad: “Sodium and Chloride got into a fight- they were both charged with a salt”
Me: “The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared”
Mom: “I swear it’s like you got all your genes from him. I live in a house of nerds!”
Me: “Well then, why don’t you make like a Blastula and cleave?!”

Isn’t Isak a great friend? He reaches out to Sana because he knows something’s up. He sees Sana looking at Sara and the girls, so he tells her something that makes Sana know she’s been right about Sara all along – but without pushing. And then when he feels the conversation won’t go anywhere like that, he asks her a safe question about biology, tells a joke and leaves with a warm smile on his face. He’s the nicest guy.

A chemist, a physicist, and a biologist go to the beach. The physicist is intrigued by the waves, walks into the ocean to examine them and drowns.

The biologist is intrigued by the various forms of life, walks into the ocean to study them, and drowns.

The chemist is sitting on the beach with a lab notebook and writes “Biologists and physicists are soluble in water.”