bio monster

the other day i was covering for one of our cashiers and a customer came through with a monster high doll. normally I’ll ask if the kid or whoever is a fan of whatever the person is purchasing and this person told me “yeah, she’s really into science and this one is sciencey, but i’m not too keen about the outfit”. i look at the box and nod and say “yeah, I don’t think open-toed heels are safe for a laboratory environment”. the customer just looked up at me with big eyes and whispered back “thank you for saying that”

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bios english

i love my cinnamon roll namjoon and i’ll protect him at all costs

precious namjoonie give me strength only with his smile

kim namjoon dimples makes me feel sad and depressed 24/7

if the heaven isn’t kim namjoon singing idk what it is

if kim namjoon exists thanks god why exists

i honestly can’t imagine a world without kim namjoon bc i love him too much

°*·❀:.。kim namjoon makes me so happy without even knowing it °*·❀:.

god namjoon kim namjoon rap monster rapmon 김남준

pink monster in da house

stan talent stan rap monster

my name is rap monster not dance monster

[rap monster’s voice] hand gestures like fingering

✧*:・゚ you are the most beautiful moment in my life; 김남준 ✧*:・゚

this is rap monster aka pink monster because i love pink


bios pt-br

amo kim namjoon vc só aturo

se to aqui é pra sofrer por kim namjoon

kim namjoon maior professor de filosofia que vc respeita 

rapmonstre pros íntimos

todo dia namjoon me da um 7x1 diferente

rosas sao azuis violetas sao vermelhas amo kim namjoon


yasss i hope yall like it bc i put a lot of effort. >_<

senti falta de bios do namjoon por aqui entao toma ai na cara namjoonas p nois sofre mermo  #namjoonasquad

Monster Bios: Heff

Name: Hephaestus ‘Heff’ Ares

Age: 26 (years on earth)

Home Planet: Unknown

Current Residence: Blue Ridge GA

Occupation: Hero

Talents/Skills:

Relationship skills: protective, patient, goes wholeheartedly into it

Family: Harlen Ares (adoptive father) Merle Ares (adoptive mother) Mina Ares (adoptive sister/ S/O)

Significant Other: Mina Ares

Height: 10’

Weight: 8,000 lbs

Species: Robot

Eye Color: Neon Blue

Hair Color: None

Glasses or contact lenses? none

Skin color: Black and silver metal with blue lights

Shape of Face: Square

Distinguishing features: Height, the blue slights the run like veins on him, the black horn-like things on his helmet

How does he/she dress? Gets specialty made clothes from sponsors, loves a good biker look or trying to be a bad boy.

Mannerisms: Tough acting, strong walk

Habits: (smoking, drinking etc.) Engine revving when nervous

Health: Needs constant repairs, covered in scars from fights

Hobbies: repair work in the shop, talking shit with the guys, training

Favorite Sayings: ‘You can’t beat me’

Speech patterns: Enjoys cussing when he can

Disabilities: due to fights and constant repairs he’s starting to have the robot version of fibromyalgia

Style (Elegant, shabby etc.): Good boy trying to be a bad boy

Greatest flaw: Over confidant, super cocky

Best quality: Loyal and strong, self sacrificing

Fell to earth 26 years ago with no memory of who he was or where he was from. He was taken in by kindly auto mechanic Harlan and his family. Heff soon became a target and he used his amazing powers and skills to fight off enemies left and right, soon becoming a hero. As such, Harlan set up a special repair shop just for taking care of Heff and the many injuries he’s acquired. Heff has always been in love with his adoptive sister Mina, even though she seems to despise him. The two eventually realize they love one another and Mina returns to help her dad run the shop and keep a close eye on Heff. Since then Heff has considered stepping down from being a hero and retiring so he can have a life with Mina and his earth family.

Well, I did a color/cleanup of @polygonalfish‘s character the Devil Vocaloid, basically the Vocaloid equivalent to the Devil Gundam and most likely some sort of horrifying bio-abomination, and with his permission he’s declared the character to be free to use so long as he; @polygonalfish; is credited as her creator. Basically CC-BY

If somebody wants to make an UTAULoid of her (Which I would REALLY REALLY ADORE), I’d imagine her voice’d sound a lot like Tom Waits. Not marketed as a direct-soundalike because UTAU doesn’t let you do that; just described/describable as a close-enough analogue so folks know what songs she’d be good with it…

Monster Bio: Mako


Name: Mako

Age: 34

Hometown: Unknown

Current Residence: Maine

Occupation: pearl harvester, hunter

Talents/Skills: extremely strong, fast swimmer, good sense of humor, extremely knowledgeable in geography, a proficient lover

Relationship skills: protective and loyal, isn’t happy unless his mate is happy,

Family: ???

Significant Other: Rosa Celestino

Height: 9’4

Weight: 1500 lbs

Species: Shark

Eye Color: Black

Hair Color: None

Glasses or contact lenses? none

Skin color: Gray blue and white

Shape of Face: point and long

Distinguishing features: large fin that goes fromthe back of his head and down his back, he’s massive, thick arms and legs, very muscular, soft eyes

How does he/she dress? Doesn’t wear cloths

Mannerisms: strong and cocky, always sure of himself

Habits: (smoking, drinking etc.) eat anything he can get his hands on

Health: due to a previous injury, his left side is always tender

Hobbies: hunting, playing video games, having sex

Favorite Sayings: ‘I’m bigger’

Speech patterns: rough around the edges, lots of laughing, cusses often

Disabilities: none

Style (Elegant, shabby etc.): raw meat?

Greatest flaw: Arrogant

Best quality: Protective and loyal

Enjoying a solitary life, he’s traveled all over the world, hunting and enjoying himself. He finds a town in Maine and sees Rosa, it’s love at first sight. He stalks the town and soon rumors spread of a monster. After getting into a fight with another shark man he goes into Rosa’s boat to escape. After their initial meeting he mates with her and the two become a couple. He becomes devoted to her, falling deeper in love every day. Willing to do anything for Rosa, he starts working with her and helping her harvest pearls. They two decide to buy a boat so they can sail around the world and so he can introduce her to his family.

namjoon bios

you can change it for another member or idol if you want!

just like/reblog ₍₍◝(°꒳°*)◜₎₎ hope you like it ♡°◌̊

Originally posted by ksjknj

˚₊‧✩for my lovers in this complicated universe, thank you. you all got my heart.✩‧₊˚


「ɪ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ, ᴀʀᴍʏ」#김남준 ू∙ો ੍✧ @BTS_twt


「 94.09.12 - ilsan-gu 」thanks for being you


namjoon is the only man that can still use xD


₍₍ᴀRMʏ₎₎  #김남준 ´͈ ᵕ `͈ ♡°◌̊ @BTS_twt


it’s not kim namjoon, is king namjoon


ɪ sʜɪɴᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪᴀᴍᴏɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴜɢʜ, ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴊᴀᴅᴇ 


ᴡɪɴɢs ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ 7 ₍₍biggest 남준 stan₎₎ 항상 좋은 음악을 줘서 감사합니다  @BTS_twt

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Once Upon a Time as a subversive take on fairy tales

Miles Brown as Henry Mills 

My mom’s coming to get me. Both of them. 

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Monster Bios: Hiro



Name: Kuwara Hiro

Age: 34

Hometown: Hakkaido, Japan

Current Residence: Asheville, NC

Occupation: University Librarian

Talents/Skills: Calligraphy, tea blending, translation, singing

Relationship skills: Dedicated, loyal, protective

Family: Two sisters, a brother, his parents, and his grandmother

Significant Other: Lorelei Emery

Height: 7′10

Weight: 989 lbs

Species: Onikuma

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown

Glasses or contact lenses? Glasses

Shape of Face: Round

Distinguishing features: white patch of fur on his chest, sheer size

How does he/she dress? Professionally and very sharp yet comfortable at work. Outside of work it’s all about comfort.

Mannerisms: Can be strict and blunt, carries himself very well. Has great posture.

Habits: (smoking, drinking etc.) Smokes cigarettes when stressed, drinks on weekend and dates. Walks around house in just a robe.

Health: Gets colds easily

Hobbies: Tea blending, drying herbs, calligraphy, singing

Favorite Food: anything with raspberries

Favorite Movie: To Kill a Mockingbird

Favorite Book: Too long a list to write here.

Favorite Sayings: “It’s probably in a book.”

Speech patterns: While he speaks perfect english he still has his Japanese accent

Disabilities: failing eyesight

Style (Elegant, shabby etc.): Professional, comfy

Greatest flaw: Too shy

Best quality: His dedication and follow-through

Hiro grew up in Hokkaido, Japan. The eldest of four siblings, Hiro grew up to be close to his maternal Grandmother who taught him the art of tea as well as calligraphy, two skills he stills practices today. Hiro was often tormented by his younger sisters, causing him to be somewhat nervous around other women. He moved to America to take care of his little brother who wanted to study abroad. He decided to stay after his brother was done with college and he enjoyed a career as a translator and eventually took on a job as a librarian. He met Lorelei at a local book store/coffee shop that he family owns and operates. Too shy to speak to her she broke the ice between them. He loves Lorelei’s strength and liveliness and plans on marrying her as soon as possible.

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“Your boring lives are about to get a lot more interesting thanks to me. I have enjoyed terrorizing Earth, but now I have something far more entertaining planned for this pathetic planet.”

-Perfect Cell, “Dragon Ball Z”

Monster Bio: Levi

Name: Leviathan ‘Levi’ Quartermain

Age: 28

Hometown: Unknown

Current Residence: Cape Fear NC

Occupation: Marine Biologist

Talents/Skills: Diving, pearl hunting, violin, memorized the entirety of Rocky Horror

Relationship skills: dedicated, loyal, sometimes needy

Family: Professor Patrick Quartermain (adopted father)

Significant Other: Adele Quartermain

Height: 6’4

Weight: 125 lbs

Species: Fish Man

Eye Color: Black

Hair Color: Blue fins

Glasses or contact lenses? none

Skin color: Blue

Shape of Face: Oval

Distinguishing features: High fins, rigid gills, wide set eyes, webbed hands and feet

How does he/she dress? Usually just swim trunks

Mannerisms:

Habits: (smoking, drinking etc.) Eats oysters when nervous, floats listlessly when sad

Health: extremely healthy

Hobbies: watching movies and TV, practicing the violin, researching with the Professor

Favorite Sayings: Usually quotes movies

Speech patterns: Rather intelligent and sometimes blunt

Disabilities: none

Style (Elegant, shabby etc.): Whatever the Professor does

Greatest flaw: Sometimes too blunt

Best quality: Extremely loving

Found off the coast in South America by Professor Quartermain, half dead and emaciated while gulls pecked at him. Proffesor Quartermain saved his life and took him in, creating a special lab and home in order to house little Levi. Professor Quartermain gave him an excellent education and life, but because of his appearance he felt it best to keep him hidden. Once Professor Quartermain became ill his granddaughter, Adele, was sent to take care of Levi. The two bonded instantly and soon fell in love. Levi earned a degree in marine biology online and plays the violin although as he’s gotten older he’s ignored it.