billy graham

the signs as the ap english lang exam

Aries: writing the argumentative essay about donald trump

Taurus: when your mom’s a communist and you’re just a snail

Gemini: actual monetary currency

Cancer: the hedonistic treadmill

Leo: the “fake news” essay

Virgo: gandalf in the bowels of the minas tirith

Libra: bishop sheen and billy graham throwing rocks at you

Scorpio: colloquial

Sagittarius: et al

Capricorn: libraries are going extinct

Aquarius: artifice is the most essential skill

Pisces: “advanced capitalism”

The words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.
—John 6:63
To one of the most religious men of His day, Jesus said, “You must be born again” (John 3:7). Nicodemus could not substitute his profound knowledge of religion for spiritual rebirth, and neither can we. I have read a book on water skiing, and it did not take long for me to learn that I could never learn to water ski by reading a book- I would have to experience it.
You may study theology and religion, but there comes a time when you must experience Christ for yourself.
Billy Graham

npr.org
Beyond The Mike Pence Misogyny Debate, The 3 'Billy Graham Rules' You Haven't Read
Like the famous preacher, the vice president won't dine alone with a woman other than his wife. But Graham, pastor to the presidents, had other rules, like don't inflate the size of your crowds.

I love it when NPR spills tea in a classy well researched way.

AP ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND COMPOSITION EXAM

Reblog if

•you had no clue what the hell “et al” means

•Snails

•Plant Mom

•JOURNALISM = TRUTH

•Billy Graham and Bishop Sheen giving you hell

•Gauge Sling

•Gandalf in the Minas Tirith

•Red hat and a Gypsy

•bye bye libraries

•actual monetary currency

•hedonic treadmill

•what the hell was the last passage even about lmao

•you wrote about Trump or The Presidential Election during the argumentative Essay