billionaire bachelor

anonymous asked:

Can I please have ALL the Hugo headcanons?? PLEASE??? Because he is so painfully underappreciated!

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- when he sleeps he likes having something to hold on to. before he met the Dad he used to wake up to himself spooning a pillow or his bunched up blanket. now hugo wakes up to himself clinging onto the Dad, always the big spoon. he drools a bit too, and sometimes he leaves some on the Dad’s shirt. hugo gets really embarassed about it, but the Dad finds it really cute. sometimes when the Dad wakes up before hugo he watches him sleep. it’s adorable, cause hugo sleeps with his mouth open a little bit and he kinda snores but its a really soft snore. on days that hugo has to wake up early and go to work, he stares back. the Dad is awake and knows hugo’s looking at him, but he never mentions it because he thinks it’s cute that hugo thinks he’s cute and….. a h ! aha ahhhhh ! h! also it’s the biggest struggle for the Dad to not open his eyes or smile when hugo tries to untangle their limbs without ‘waking the Dad up’. it’s cute how clumsy he is cause he’s so tired in the mornings.

- he’s absolutely terrible at giving directions. he can’t figure out how to read road maps because the font is So Damn Small, and whenever he uses the GPS on his phone to help someone drive, he talks over it. “Take a right turn in 0.4-” “OKAY I THINK IT’S ASKING YOU TO TURN RIGHT”. the Dad is exasperated. hugo is embarrassed. this is why he likes to be the one that drives

- hugo likes romance novels. not even the good ones. you know when you walk into barnes and noble and they have that really cringey romance novel section? you know the ones, the books with like a generic white guy’s abs as the cover? yeah. those ones. he picked one up one day and… at first he made fun of the book, and he read it just to laugh at it, but before he knew it he was invested. he can’t stop reading them. he’s reading the entire Billionaire Bachelors series and no one can save him

- hugo likes the house cold. he has to be freezing 24/7 to feel comfortable. ernest likes it hot, but he doesn’t know how to use the thermostat. he has given up and wears hoodies around the house. tensions are high

- hugo was the wrestling team captain at his high school. he was a huge muscle boy and the entire team loved him. he was really really good at it, but then one match in his junior or senior year a guy from their rival school broke his arm and he never did get back into it. years and years later, he’s a bit nervous, but he uses some of the old moves he knew back in high school, the moves that made his team choose him as the team captain, when he wrestles you on the third date because…. he really wants to impress you. take a moment and imagine how happy he was when you kissed him (if you say ur bitch ass tapped out you’re lying). imagine how speechless he was. let this man be happy

- hugo is fluent in spanish and one day you’re like… “talk dirty to me in spanish, babe.” hugo gets really flustered cause it’s been a while since he’s done anything like that, but he starts talking to you in spanish cause he wants to make you happy. you’re getting really hot about it and he’s literally just… reciting nonfiction literature cause he has no fucken clue what to say

- u know how in damien’s third date hugo adopts duchess? well he’s really afraid of big dogs, but he wanted to make ernest happy. but duchess…… loves him. duchess jumps up on him whenever he comes home and gets really excited and licks his face. duchess tries to sleep in hugo’s bed, but hugo is still scared of this big woofer and wont let her anywhere near his bed. ernest thinks this is hilarious. one morning hugo wakes up and…….. he’s spooning duchess. in his bed. ernest is in the doorway taking pictures. it never ends

This is a short piece from an AU I have where Bruce and Clark met during Bruce’s Batman training. Years later, they’ve been married since before they were heroes, but no one knows. Until Batman is caught kissing Clark Kent.


“You knew Jimmy was there!”

“I- You know how much of a distraction you are, and it was on top of a building full of reporters-”

“You.” Bruce whirled around, jamming his finger into the man’s chest. “Are lying to me. And you are still bad at it.” Kal was quiet for a long moment, standing in place. At long length, his shoulders wilted.

“I… I didn’t plan it, but- but I did notice him,” he admitted, pained.

“Before or after you kissed me?” Bruce challenged. Kal’s silence said it all. “What the hell were you thinking?!”

“I-”

“What kind of PR can I spin about this?! Batman doesn’t do press!”

“Well-”

Don’t you dare make a joke about him ‘doing’ the press right now.

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The Caretaker - Bruce Wayne x Reader

Prompt: Bruce x Female Reader where the reader has been Bruce’s secretary for years and is super close with the batboys & Bruce doesn’t know. And then when Damian first meets her, him and the other batboys talk about how great she is during family dinner & how she spends time with them individually doing what they like (& Jason misses her cuz she was super sweet but he can’t see her cuz he’s “dead”) and then Bruce realizes he doesn’t know that much about her and asks her out and then some date fluff

A/N: I changed the prompt ever so slightly so that it could fit as the sequel to The Boss

Part 1 

“You’re not nervous are you?” Bruce asked as the car slowly drove up the long winding driveway that led to Wayne manor. You had been dating Bruce for some months now and that in itself came with some unique challenges. Today your ‘challenge’ would be meeting Bruce’s children for the first time as his girlfriend.

“Not at all.” You answered. Being Bruce’s personal assistant for numerous years, you had met his sons countless times just never as someone who could potentially become their new stepmother. Just thinking that now sounded odd to you. You and Bruce had never really discussed where whatever this is was going but if he was introducing you to his kids he had to take your relationship seriously … right?

After all these years of working for him, after becoming so intimately involved with him, you still struggled to ever get a reading on the feelings he was feeling beyond the billionaire bachelor bravado. You wanted to ask him point blank how seriously he took you, if you were just another one of his flings, but you didn’t want to potentially ruin what you had. You liked Bruce and if you meant less to him than you thought, you were happy to live in the fantasy for just a little bit longer.

When the car came to a stop Bruce looked to you and gave you a reassuring squeeze to your hand. “Are you ready?” He asked. You nodded and stepped out of the vehicle hand in hand with Bruce. When you stepped through the door Dick was the first to greet you by pulling you from Bruce’s arm and into his own tight friendly embrace.

“[Y/N]! It’s been too long!” Dick greeted.

“It has hasn’t it? Goodness, you’re not the tiny little thing you used to be anymore, are you?” You laughed wrapping your arms tighter around the young man that you had practically watched grown up. Bruce used to bring Dick around the office in the early days when he was still trying to figure out how to be a father to the young boy. Dick would often keep you company on days where Bruce was in and out of meetings. There were a few times that Bruce asked you advice on how to raise his sons and, while you didn’t have any children of your own, you gave him the best advice that you could.

In a way, you could say that you helped raise these boys.

“Is that [Y/N]? [Y/N] is Bruce’s new girlfriend? Well that changes things.” Jason’s voice boomed as he slid down the main staircase’s banister. Alfred reprimanded Jason as the others filtered in after him. “Quit hogging her Dick.” He said pushing Dick out of the way and engulfing you in a hug in his place.

“Hi Jason.” You laughed gently patting his back. Your relationship with Jason was much like the one you had with Dick in that he spent much of his formative years in your presence. Jason confided in you the things he didn’t want to share with Bruce and you had always kept the things Jason told you a secret, even to this day. Jason was a bit of a hellion for Bruce to raise but you could always see he was a good kid at heart.

“Does this mean I can start calling you mom without it being weird?” He asked. You laughed but you didn’t have an answer to give him. When you finally let go of Jason, you reached over and gently squeezed Tim’s shoulder.

“Hello Tim. How have you been?” You asked. He smiled and shrugged his shoulders casually.

“Can’t complain.” He replied.

“I guess you’ve met the family already, haven’t you?” Bruce said with an anxious laugh. Watching you interact with such familiarity with the boys it suddenly hit him that as his assistant for so long you no doubt had an established relationship with each of them. He felt ashamed that he didn’t realize before now that you had been such an integral part of the family even before he developed romantic feelings for you.

“He’s kidding right?” Jason asked rhetorically.

“Where’s Damian?” Bruce asked, noticing the absence in the room.

“Sulking in his room probably.” Tim offered. Bruce sighed and called Damian to come downstairs. He emerged a few moments later and joined the rest of the family. He looked you up and down skeptically before raising an eyebrow.  

“Father’s sleeping with his assistant?” He asked with a bored expression. “How cliche.” He sneered. Bruce gave him a hard look which caused Damian to shift his gaze downward but still remained defiant. An awkward silence fell across the table and your face heated up in embarrassment. You knew the boy probably didn’t mean his words but you couldn’t say that it wasn’t an insecurity that you knew you had.

You pushed aside your embarrassment and decided that now was as good as a time as any to extend your olive branch.

“Hello Damian. It’s nice to see you again.” You said kindly. “Your father said that you enjoyed drawing. I saw this the other day and thought you would like it.” You said, reaching into your purse and pulling out the sketchbook. You extended it out to him and he took it cautiously, carefully turning the leather bound book in his hands.

“Thanks.” He mumbled casting his eyes downward to avoid your gaze. Your relationship with Damian wasn’t perfect but at least it was a start. You hoped that maybe one day he too would come to accept you like his brothers had.

One day …

Steve/Tony Fic Recs: Bottom Steve (Plotty)

This list is for @eyethefluff​, who asked for Bottom Steve fics with plot - I hope reading your favorite trope helps <3 

Remember to leave kudos and comments for your hard-working authors! Also, please mind the warnings. 

This is Not a Drill by sabrecmc (@sabrecmc​): “Can I—can I see him? I mean meet him. Uh…welcome him to the team?” Tony clarified, probably not very well, he knew. “Well…there’s a bit of an issue with that,” Fury said, and Tony figured this was where Fury got to whatever it was that had really forced his hand and made him call Tony in, knowing how much the man detested having to do so. 

“You see, well. He was suspended in the ice for nearly seventy years,” Fury began. Tony nodded along, because he could do math.“I’m sure he has a lot of adjusting to do—“ Tony started.

“Seventy years,” Fury repeated, cutting Tony off and leaning back in his chair and making it rock slightly. “Of no suppressants.”“Oh,” 

Tony managed to choke out past the lump that had suddenly formed in his throat. “Oh.” (This Is Not a Drill series)

Gift With Purchase Remix by sabrecmc (@sabrecmc​): Gift With Purchase Remix wherein Steve actually is a hooker. But for a Really Sympathetic Reason.

Poster Child by sabrecmc (@sabrecmc​): Tony likes the new poster of Captain America. A LOT.

Poster Child Redux: Steve’s POV by sabrecmc (@sabrecmc​): Tony likes the new Captain America poster. A LOT. Steve likes Tony. A LOT. These two boys need to stop thinking about it and get together.

The Prize by sabrecmc (@sabrecmc​): Steve ends up as a concubine in the royal harem. (WIP)

Take Another Little Piece of My Heart Now, Baby by blue_jack: “I think we should get married,” Tony announced as he let himself into Steve’s apartment, plopping next to him on the couch.

Someone to Love by blue_jack: What does it matter that it’d been because of Loki and his damn magic? He’d fallen in love with Steve once. He can do it again.

Chapter 19 by blue_jack: Anyone who was anyone knew about Captain America. 

Free Me from the Light by Renai_chan: Tony loves doting on Steve–LOVES it. Steve is just so sweet and honest and grateful and nice, and Tony can’t help but proudly show him off to everyone and fawn over him with outrageous gifts and favors. The fact that he’s hot, too, and that the sex is awesome doesn’t even begin come in to play (though it certainly doesn’t hurt).

But then, the media and the public in general isn’t known to be kind to relationships between billionaire bachelors and struggling young art students.

And you can imagine how well that goes over with Steve.

My Private Dancer by lilmoongodess: Steve Rogers enters the world of high-end exotic dancing, and catches the eye of world-famous billionaire playboy Tony Stark. Will the strange relationship he develops with Tony develop into something more? Or will the high-intensity connection between them short out and burn to the ground?

Down On The Farm by tellxmebby: Tony laughs, throwing an old rag at the blond man, who bats it away in the air. “Fuck you.”

“Mhm,” Steve rolls back under the car with a newly fitted socket, “maybe later.” Steve grins up at the chrome above him at the lack of response. It must take Tony a minute to recover, but when he does Steve hears him huff.

How the Light Gets In by Robin_tCJ (@robintcj​): Dollhouse Fusion AU that you don’t need to have seen Dollhouse to understand. Tony is the Dollhouse’s neuro programmer. It’s his job to build and imprint personalities on the Dolls in the house so they can be rented out to a very select (rich) clientele. There’s one Doll in particular that has caught Tony’s eye, though, and all he wants in the world is to escape with Steve to freedom from the Dollhouse.

But when Steve starts remembering, even after he should have been wiped, Tony realizes it may not be that simple.

Free Floating In Space by vassalady: Tony runs a small salvaging business in the backwater territory of Outer Centaurus. When scavenging a long abandoned space station leads to an unexpected find, it begins a long journey for Tony, Steve, and the rest of the Iron Bird crew as they stand on the edge of war.

ceaselessly into the past by shepherd: Edge of Tomorrow/Live.Die.Repeat AU, following the movie. After Earth is invaded by the Chitauri, Tony Stark is forcefully drafted into the military for a suicide mission. It ends up with him being inexplicably caught in a time loop that always seems to end with him dying horrifically. And, of course, the day was a Thursday- he had never gotten the hang of Thursdays. (please regard the tags for warnings- there are more explicit warnings inside)

Data is King by Amuly (@everybodyilovedies​): In a cyberpunk dystopia, all the wealth is concentrated in New Versailles and the majority live in impoverished ghettos outside. Prosthetics are strictly prohibited, though many of the poor have body modifications to help them live. Steve Rogers is an idealistic young man who raids the storerooms of New Versailles with his best friend Bucky Barnes, to bring food and medicine to the poor. But when tragedy strikes, Steve is inspired by Dr. Erskine to go seek out the notorious slumlord/black market trader Tony Stark. Rumor has it that Tony used to be a member of New Versailles, but left to make his fortune off the backs of the working man… or was he kicked out? Although they don’t hit it off at first, Steve and Tony must work together.

They have some help. The Three Fates are women who control information. Steve’s friends from his old life are good people on the fringes of society because of their prosthetic enhancements. And there’s Tony’s network of resources and connections, not to mention his brilliant engineering mind that helped him build his empire. But when Steve and Tony finally manage to put their differences aside and rise up against New Versailles… not everything is as simple as it seemed.

For the Wheel’s Still in Spin by Arukou (@arukou-arukou​): Steve Rogers is a man of action, but in this brave new century, there’s no action to be had. A man without a mission, all he has to linger on are the people he let down and the lives he failed to save, and he is so very alone. Nights eat at him and days pass in a blur, and Tony Stark is the only person who seems to notice just how badly the Captain is suffering.

falling for you by ohmyloki (@bootycap​): He’s falling. He’s falling and his first thought is Tony will catch me before he remembers that Tony’s gone. Tony’s gone and Steve sent Thor away and there’s no way he’ll make it back in time.

Time slows down. Steve closes his eyes.

Five Times the Avengers Blew Up Headquarters… And One Time They Didn’t by Amuly (@everybodyilovedies​): Avengers Headquarters sees its fair share of explosions, and things that only sound like explosions…

The Heavens Tumble, Darling, and I'm— by ChibiSquirt (@chibisquirt​): 

For most of Steve’s life, he’d been certain he was going to meet his soulmate by pissing him off. (Almost certainly a him, although the occasion of the WACs did cause Steve’s heart to stutter for more reasons than just the look of a girl in uniform.) He was sure that the conversation would go something like—

“Something something (probably something sassy), Mr. Soulmate.” 

“Captain,” Capt. Soulmate would correct him.

Because that was all it said: Just “CAPTAIN”, all caps, no punctuation, in dark block letters that looked simultaneously angry and precise. So he could probably be forgiven for assuming that it was a correction for a misapplied form of address; after all, it couldn’t be someone addressing him as Captain, could it?

Aha. Ahahahaha. Life was very funny.

America Isn’t Chicken by Amuly (@everybodyilovedies​):

After a Civil War, death, rebirth, a takeover by Osborn, brain deletion, and the fall of Asgard, Steve and Tony might just be starting to get back on solid ground with one another. Things aren’t perfect, not yet, but they can be in the same room as each other without resorting to violence, and they’ve even managed to share a smile or two.

Seems like the perfect time, then, for Tony to try and fuck it all up with a stupid game of gay chicken.Meanwhile, as if he didn’t have enough to worry about, Tony realizes some kind of supervillainous trouble is brewing when increasingly advanced armors start popping up all over Manhattan, looking strangely reminiscent of his tech. On the other side of the world, Steve gets news that Zola is on the move in Russia, with some sort of nefarious plan at work.

Which will ruin them first? Will it be this unknown armored villain who is after Tony’s tech? Or will it be Zola unleashing his mysterious plan on the world? Or will Steve and Tony prove to be their own worst enemies, destroying the tentative truce they managed to forge with their own stubbornness?

Take My Body Home by Kiyaar: After the events of Superior Iron Man, Tony sells Extremis to the highest bidder and finds himself living as an expatriate in Russia. Steve’s never been good at letting go.

Got You Under My Skin by BlossomsintheMist (@blossomsinthemist​):

“I’d be happy to show you a good time,” Tony said, smiling a little obscurely, Steve thought, as if to himself, but still with that warm, knowing look, affectionate and oddly fond, “any time you want.”

Steve Rogers goes to Tony Stark’s birthday party. Things progress from there, with a lot of flirtiness leading to propositions, and propositions leading to, well, what comes next, and Steve isn’t even sure what he wants after that. (Ults)

Crash Love by Saral_Hylor: It’s just sex. Just sex between two consenting adults who don’t have feelings for each other beyond the camaraderie that comes from being on the same team. It’s just sex. Until it isn’t. It’s not love. Until it is. (Ults)

If anyone wants a rec list, hit me up in my inbox! Previous rec lists are here.  

Everybody wants Daniel to be their son

Danny Had no Idea how he attracted these kinds of people, but he just did.

He guessed It all started at the ripe age of fourteen when he met Vlad masters, a lonely Billionaire bachelor who wanted nothing more than for Daniel to be his son, and maybe some other really evil questionable things. But that was besides the point.

He didn’t know if it was his natural friendly personality, or if he just had a boyish charm that made every fathers heart swell with pride.

But everybody wanted him to be their son. Let me rephrase that. Every Rich dashing gentlemen wanted denial to be their son. It didn’t matter if they already had kids, or were a single father, or just a bachelor wanting Danny as their own. They all just wanted him!!

Some even went as far as trying to put him into their inheritance, or try to  arrange him into marry their Sons and Daughters.

At first… like any other reasonable adult.. Danny just thought he was attracting sugar Daddy’s. But after a few chats and some weird father and son golf time, Danny realized that they all just wanted him, not as a butt buddy, but as a legitimate son.

And as wired as it may seem, it terrified him more than the original idea.

So much so that he has actually started hanging out with Vlad on purpose.He has no idea if Vlad sprayed him with something, or what!! But he rather have his crazy froot loop over some weird stranger any day. 

Now if only he could find away to make Vlad stop Smirking at him.. as well as find away so that Danny didn’t actually like hanging out with him.

anonymous asked:

Hey, I love your recs! Do you have any particular recs on the topic "Tony's relationship with media" - outed sex tapes, stories where the team has misconceptions based on PublicFacade!Tony, or anything else?

Those are always great fics b/c they usually have some version of an outsider’s POV for Stony, which I love.  Here are some suggestions that you might enjoy!

EXTRA, EXTRA, KUDOS AND COMMENT ALL ABOUT IT!

Being Wrong by Nix (CrimsonQuills):  Prompt: “Steve isn’t in it for the money.”

just another morning in the Stark mansion by calciseptine:  At 7:34 a.m. on a random Tuesday in October, one enraged Pepper Potts interrupts Steve Rogers’ and Tony Stark’s simple eggs-and-toast breakfast.

Good Morning, America by miss_whimsy:  Steve is a much better actor than anyone gives him credit for.

Sex, Lies and Newsprint by nightwalker:  A year of Cap/Tony romance as told by the tabloids.

Keeping Secrets by @kurowrites:  Tony is forced to go to a live-interview by Pepper. He has no idea what it’s going to be about (not that he cares). Unfortunately, a question that Tony was not prepared to answer pops up.

Paparazzi by Tacuma:  The paparazzi are driving Tony, billionaire and most wanted bachelor, crazy. He is so tired of their accusations that he tells them how things really are.

Supernova by kayura_sanada:  Rumors about the details of their relationship have been circulating ever since Steve Rogers and Tony Stark brought their relationship out to the public.

Of Sex Tapes and Their Unexpected Consequences by chemically_yours:  After Tony’s sex tape hits the news, Steve finds himself curious.
Takes place during/after Ultimates 3.

Disclaimer by @brandnewfashion: "Someone got a hold of our sex tape.“”…which one?“

Three Little Birds by parkerleap:  The Avenger’s attend a press conference. Something is said to Tony, and Steve doesn’t like it.

Stop the Presses! by Thette: "Welcome to the twenty-first century, Stevie-pie. Let me guess, we’re having a sordid affair and Fox News calls you Captain Unamerican?“Steve sputtered and coughed. “What’s Fox News?” he asked when he had gathered his wits again.“JARVIS, relevant headlines.”“Of course, sir. Your description of Fox News was most accurate. MSNBC went with the formal ‘Billionaire Tony "Iron Man” Stark with Avengers Teammate Steve “Captain America” Rogers Seen at Maria Stark Foundation Gala’, but their gossip blog wrote an article titled ‘Hot-hot-hottest Superhero Gay Action?’ On CNN, you currently come in second after Lindsay Lohan, with the headline ‘Tony Stark’s New Fling?’ The New York Times only mention you and Captain Rogers as a possible explanation to Stark Industries’ twenty point stock gain.“

If the Words are True by MsErmestH:  The press has a field day when they discover some dirty love letters Steve wrote before the war. Fortunately, Tony has some experience with that.

All-American Pride by @imafriendlydalek: The press seems to think Tony and Steve are in a relationship, and so many people seem so happy about it that Steve just runs with it, dragging Tony along. To a Pride rally.Whoever gave Steve that flag he’s wrapped himself in deserves a medal.

Oh boo HOO Tony Stark’s billionaire life is sooooo hard by Heartithateyou:  Its only supposed to be a press conference, so how does one reporter make Tony question everything he is.

My Question, His Answer by kitteekatz69:  Q and A with the Avengers. When a reporter asks Tony a particularly mean question, Steve steps up to defend him.

My World by Dophe:  Tony is freaking out about the press conference that will publicize his new relationship with Captain America. As for Steve…well he knows exactly how to diffuse the situation.

Off the Press by flightinflame:  Tony’s life is finally beginning to go the way he wants it to. Then the press find out about him and Steve. They are convinced that Captain America deserves better and Tony thinks he might have to agree.

Tony, Iron Man by Raikishi:  In which Tony’s identity was never revealed and the press gets things more messed up than usual

Mayhem Dressed in a Suit by StarSpangledBucky:  Tony openly blurts out about his sex life with Steve during a press conference. Steve isn’t happy as he watches it live on TV. His anger results in Steve driving to the venue, where he follows Tony into the bathroom and fucks him stupid. Tony doesn’t complain, because angry Steve is the kinkiest thing Tony has ever dealt with. And by the next day, Steve gets payback by making Tony cry on camera.

The Humanization Humiliation by @wordsplat:   In which Tony and Clint get drunk for science, Bruce is sneakier than expected, and Steve almost drops his pants on live national television. Also known as the time the Avengers had to give interviews displaying their human side, which was really not Fury’s best idea.

Ultimates Gay Romance by duc:  Steve was going to kill Tony. And Betty Ross.

Unmasked by @sineala:  All the rifts of the Civil War have been healed, everyone is alive again, and the Avengers can finally relax… and party! It’s time for a marathon viewing of the Avengers TV show! Of course, Tony doesn’t remember what happened in any of the episodes that aired while he was the director of SHIELD, but he’s positive he wouldn’t have approved anything… inappropriate. He absolutely wouldn’t have. As it turns out, Tony shouldn’t think so highly of himself.

The Cover by iLoVSuperman: The front cover of every newspaper always sways public opinion. This fact led Tony to deduce that this was the reason everyone loved Steve so much because he was the media’s darling.Yet that all changes when one of Tony’s disgruntled, ex-employees claims Steve to have sexually assaulted her. With the media’s exaggerated coverage, the people call for Steve’s head. And, with charges pending, Tony knows something just as sensational needs to be done to sway opinion again or Steve will be convicted based on public opinion alone.…Which was how Tony came up with the idea of a fake, gay relationship and it would have been perfect. It was sensational, not just because Steve had not dated any one since he woke, but it was a homosexual relationship with Mr. Conservative and Apple Pie!! The media would froth at the mouth!And it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Tony had been pinning after his best friend for the last couple of years… Nope. It’s just a coincidence.

CapWatch.com by lupinus: The one where the Internet is stalking Steve’s day to day life, but that might be okay, because it just keeps bringing him closer to Tony.Or, in which Clint Barton uses the Internet to mock Steve.

Time for a story - Unspoken invitation

Originally posted by sensualkisses

“What are you wearing?”

Felicity looked at the phone in her hand for a moment like it would see her confused reaction and start laughing at her. She had been so focused on the report she had received from Wayne Enterprise this morning, that she hadn’t even realized she had taken an incoming call until the question had startled her from her thought. It took another moment for her to gather herself enough to check the call detection. She chuckled and rolled her eyes when she realized who was calling her.

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wonderlaughs  asked:

Bruce and Selina, 14. Also thank you, i love what you're doing

Title: Broken Record

Words: 1,500

Warnings: Implied past abuse/sexual assault, ptsd, traumatic flashbacks.

Prompt: ‘Kiss on the neck’


Selina Kyle’s heels clicked against the marble floor of the grand hall as she surveyed the abandoned remains of what had been the Wayne Winter Gala. She had passed the last of the guests outside, being shown their way out into the chill January air by the frowning butler, who had raised his eyebrows at Selina when she passed but still nodded in as if if to say: he’s been waiting for you.

She hadn’t meant to keep him waiting. Except that she had. The deliciously cold and bitter night had called to her in the form of a full moon and the promise of solitude; no meddling bat to bother her for once. And so, she had scamper  across the snowy rooftops of Gotham City for as long as she could stand before returning home to change. Showering quickly and drying her short hair. Slipping on a simple black dress, that was growing a little too tight around the hips. Red lipstick, a string of pearls and some eau de Chanel.

She wouldn’t apologise for taking the time to look good, she decided, wandering through the silence of the dead after-party in search of its host.

Italian opera crooned from somewhere deeper within the manor, and Selina followed it, running her fingers across the display cases and Ming vases and antiques that she passed in the West Wing. A treasure trove, and yet she was too distracted to care, unconcerned, barely lingering eyes moving towards the ballroom. The music drifted from inside, the door cracked open, and Selina bit her lip as she peeked into the room.

She finally found him, silhouetted against the great windows, watching the gentle snow fall to the ground as he held a glass of wine in his hand. Selina leaned against the entrance and drank in the sight, the image that most everyone else had of Bruce Wayne, the stoic, playful billionaire bachelor.

She had met too many of that type to be fooled by his charade. And, well, knowing that this was the man who dressed as a bat and chased after criminals at night had already shattered that image of his anyways.

‘I didn’t think you were coming,’ he spoke suddenly, his back still facing her.

Selina crossed her arms, playing with her pearl necklace distractedly as she shrugged.

‘I wasn’t going to, but then I remembered you had promised free booze.’

Bruce turned his head ever-so-slightly, and she noticed the smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. He held out his glass of wine, twirling it so that the red liquid sloshed around.

Selina grinned back at him, crossing the dim-lit ballroom as the aria surged with emotion and joined him by the window, taking the glass out of his hand lightly.  

She felt her cheeks grow warm as his gaze remained on her, and took a deep sip of the wine. She pursed her lips at the stillness in between songs and, searching around the room, caught the record player out of the corner of her eye.

‘Is that an antique?’ she asked, her eyes sparkling slightly from intrigue and the buzz from the wine.

Bruce tore his eyes away from her and looked at the record player.

‘It is,’ he responded.

Selina hummed and walked over to it, admiring the golden-sheer of the horn and beautiful red mahogany stand. Setting the wine glass down to the floor, she began searching through the records until she found one she was satisfied with.

Bruce continued to watch her as she placed the new record on the turntable. The record began to spin and she set the needle down, smiling when jazz and Nina Simone’s alluring voice came through, filling the quiet.

Then, she met his eyes.

Selina left her wine glass and, wandering over to Bruce, leaned against him. He did not reciprocate.

A sharp intake of breathe and his body tensed up.   

Angry, Selina glared up at him and stepped away.

‘So that’s how we’re going to do this?’ she said, her voice cold, hurt. The pride overflowing the dissonant space in between them. ‘If you didn’t want me here you could have said so, Bruce.’

‘Selina, wait.’

Bruce reached out and took Selina’s wrist as she turned to leave. She had half a mind to hiss at him, to revert to the roles that were easier, uncomplicated: I steal, you stop me, I scratch you. But instead, she found herself standing there, waiting in wordless anger for him to talk.

‘I’m sorry,’ he said, his voice softening. ‘I had a long night… and I had given up on you coming here tonight.’

Gently, cautiously, he pulled her back to him. His warm breath caressed her hand as he brought it to lips, closing his eyes to place a lingering kiss on it, and Selina felt her cold facade melt as the words that Bruce too often butchered and tripped over and awkwardly avoided were spoken clearly into the empty echo of the ballroom.

‘Stay. Please.’

A request. A question. A plea.

Selina sighed roughly, a low curse slipping out from under her breath as she stepped in closer and put one hand on Bruce’s shoulder. A small smile danced on the corner of Bruce’s mouth and he took her free hand in his, placing the other gingerly on her waist.

They swayed to the meandering piano keys and swooning voice, keeping it slow and simple, staying close. There was no one to impress here. For that suspended moment in time it was only Bruce and Selina in the whole wide world.

The music swelled and Bruce led her in a gentle spin, bringing her in again so that her back was pressed against his chest, arms wrapped around her.

Her arm reached up, hand finding his hair, running through it, head leaning to the side as he pressed his lips against the nape of her neck and whispered into it gently.

But she couldn’t hear his words. Only the blood rushing through her ears, heartbeat pounding violently in her chest.

Suddenly there were tears burning in her eyes and she was pulling away from him sharply and running.

Running, running, running. Footfalls echoing in the emptiness until she was crouching outside in the snow, breathing hard. She couldn’t even think. The cold air helped bring clarity, biting back the overwhelming nausea that came with the memories, the, dare she say it, trauma.

Selina hated being the victim. It was never a role, an identity, that she allowed herself to use, to claim, to bear. Even if, deep down, she knew the truth of it. That the young, naive teenager who had been brought up in a broken world of dark and grotesque caricatures, shadows that always reached for bare skin… that frightened, helpless girl was still trapped somewhere deep inside of her. Never allowed to leave.

She silenced her wrenching sobs as the footsteps crunched behind her in the snow.

‘I’m sorry…’ she stammered, her voice quiet. ‘I don’t know why I ran.’

A jacket was placed around her shoulders, and Bruce sat down next to her in the snow.

‘There’s nothing to apologise for,’ he said. Ever calm, ever balanced. ‘You don’t owe me an explanation if you don’t want to give one.’

They sat there in silence for a moment, the whistling winter wind tugging at the jacket even as Selina pulled it around her body even tighter, burying her face into it, fighting against the places, the old haunting crevasses where her mind was going. Fixating, ruminating on the ghost touches of other men.

She felt terrible for this happening, tonight of all nights. She felt broken, as if she were damaged goods that could never be touched again without being reminded of her past.

Never allowed to love again.

‘Would you like Alfred to drive you home?’ Bruce pressed. And though he was gentle, Selina could hear the concern, the worry that dwelt beneath it. And it comforted her.

Selina bit her lip, shaking her head. ‘No.’

‘Okay… okay,’ he said, allowing them to return to the previous silence, brows furrowed as he considered the soft powdery snow that was leaving ashen specks in his black hair.

‘We could always have hot chocolate and watch a movie,’ Bruce suggested, forming a snowball in his hands awkwardly. ‘My pyjamas might be a bit big for you, but you’re welcome to them.’

And Selina couldn’t help but smile, wiping away the tears that had ruined everything, the back of her hand coming back wet and snotty.

‘I would like that,’ she said.

‘Good. Because Alfred would chew my ear off for letting you stay out here in the cold for another minute,’ he responded before standing and promptly launching his snowball at a statue of Venus.

The snowball hit one of the statue’s boobs with a resounding thump, and he winced, making it clear that wasn’t exactly what he had been aiming for.

But Selina’s chuckles turned into peals of laughter and snorts as she toppled over into a snowdrift that Bruce had to pull her out of.

‘Honestly,’ she said, teeth chattering. ‘I think you could use a lecture from your butler.’

‘Hrn. I avoid those when I can.’ Bruce threw her a boyish grin in response, his arm wrapped around her in a gesture of friendly intimacy. And she leaned in to Bruce’s warmth, allowing him to lead her back inside.

‘I get to choose the movie,’ she told him pleasantly.

‘As long as it isn’t about cats,’ Bruce conceded.

Here we are. I’m Stephen Neeley, but if you should already know that unless you’ve been living under a cave for the last decade and a half. Dominant. You can call me Sir unless you’re a Dominant yourself. Go ahead and introduce yourselves now and I’ll need some volunteers to unpack my stuff.

anonymous asked:

An AU where Stiles is a tailor/fashion designer and Derek is the most eligible bachelor/billionaire/CEO. They met when Laura insist Derek to come with her to buy him a new suits for her wedding ("you're my only brother, I want you to look perfect, Derek!"). Derek grumble all the way to the shop but as soon as he saw Stiles (and the way Stiles's long fingers linger on his muscular frame), he smile at Laura. Not only Derek get a new suit, he also got a date for his sister's wedding :) - Z

Derek

in a

tailored

suit

OH HECK

YEAH!

anonymous asked:

Any sugardaddy!Tony fics where Tony loves spoiling and taking care of Steve??

A few!  Some of them aren’t exactly sugar daddy fics, but close enough! Check these out, and, of course:

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Kept Man by toesohnoes:  Tony has enough money to buy a small country if he wanted to (or a large one for that matter). All he wants to do is take care of Steve.

Who’s Your Sugar Daddy? by morphia: This was all tumblr’s batmangambit’s fault, really. We were watching Captain America 60s cartoons and Tony gave Steve clothes and a place to stay and things got out of hand pretty fast.Anyway, yes. Clint says something, Steve becomes troubled. There are words.

I’ll Give You Gifts Until  You Know My Name by @everybodyilovedies: Mr. Stark is an extravagant gift-giver: he has the money for it, after all. As Iron Man, Tony has the opportunity to gift Steve even more presents that, while less expensive, are more heartfelt. Having a secret identity means Tony gets to have his cake and eat it too when it comes to showering Steve with presents.Until Steve starts developing feelings for his armored companion, and all the benefits of living a double life are turned on their head for Tony Stark.

Rich Man, Poor Man by sassyfangs13:  Steve grew up in a time when sharing what little you had was the norm so when Tony starts buying him rediculous gifts he doesn’t really know what to say.

Watching You, Watching Me by Comedia:  There’s a scrawny artist sitting on a bench by Stark Tower, and once Tony has noticed him he can’t takes his eyes off the guy.

lonely boy goes to a rave by breakeven: Steve, whose face warms up at the sight of the shy tugging thing on Tony’s face, nearly giggles, but manages to control himself and carry on with dignity. He snorts elegantly, “I’d rather not visit the hospital with second degree burns all over my cock. So I guess we’re in agreement.”(1990s au where steve is a tiny mosh monster and tony is his older, rich boy toy and they have to figure out what it is they’re doing exactly.)

A Simple Thing by kuro:  Skinny and sickly art student Steve has somehow managed to land Tony Stark as his sugar daddy. But while Tony is certainly very sweet, he somehow doesn’t seem to care about Steve all that much?

Maybe it’s all I’ve known by awesome_goddess_of_mischief:  Tony loves Steve and Steve loves Tony. But those damn presents all the time…
Steve does not want Tony to spend as much money on him and Tony doesn’t understand. How is he suppose to be useful now? And how can he ever repay Steve? (heavy angst warning)

The Real Art is You by saruma_aki:  Tony is a bit of a gift-giver and Steve only deserves the best, so you can bet on that perfect ass that Tony went all out.

Free Me From the Light by Renai_chan: Tony loves doting on Steve–LOVES it. Steve is just so sweet and honest and grateful and nice, and Tony can’t help but proudly show him off to everyone and fawn over him with outrageous gifts and favors. The fact that he’s hot, too, and that the sex is awesome doesn’t even begin come in to play (though it certainly doesn’t hurt).But then, the media and the public in general isn’t known to be kind to relationships between billionaire bachelors and struggling young art students.And you can imagine how well that goes over with Steve.

Gift With Purchase Remix by sabrecmc:  Gift With Purchase Remix wherein Steve actually is a hooker. But for a Really Sympathetic Reason.

There is no group of people walking around on this planet with the shared characteristic of “transness”. There are no special women who suffer the hardship of being falsely labeled men based on their penises, and there are no special men who suffer the hardship of being falsely labeled women based on their vulvas. I know this with the same certainty that I know that there’s no such thing as a broke billionaire or married bachelor. It’s a logical contradiction. Transactivists acknowledge in their own terminology that some people have penises and others have vaginas, otherwise it would be impossible for anyone to be “assigned a gender” at birth. Peel away the bullshit and those “genital differences” (some old-fashioned people call it biological sex) are what differentiate males and females; not feelings, not clothing. The words man and woman are simply shorthand for people with one set of parts or the other.

FAVORITE OLICITY FICS:  Part II – Olicity Fandom Work

Warning: half of this list crushed my heart and danced on the left pieces

Favorite AU Fics:

I’m sorry there’re toooooo many

Genres

General

I want to Thank every Olicity fic Writer out there because You are remarkable! You are making lives brighter even if it includes broken hearts more often than not! You are and always will be what a fandom needs the most! THANK YOU!

i-have-fandom-whiplash  asked:

Do you have any protective!tony fics?

Beckon Me Home by Winterstar | E | 40,178 | complete

A change in circumstances switches the tables on Tony. When an assassination attempt leaves Steve debilitated, Tony is his only hope. In order to save Steve, he might very well have to suffer the same fate as Steve. A story about the paradox of love.


The Ghosts of War by scifigrl47 | M | 60,743 | complete

Steven Rogers never wanted to be king, but he knows his duty, and he does it well. Lord Tony Stark, the king’s appointed consort, does his duty as well, even though he’d enjoy his duty more if it actually involved sleeping with the king. As it doesn’t, he’s just resigned. The war that made Steve king and cost him nearly everything may be over, but a meeting of old enemies might stir up some ghosts none of them are prepared for.


For the Wheel’s Still in Spin by Arukou | E | 57,076 | complete

Steve Rogers is a man of action, but in this brave new century, there’s no action to be had. A man without a mission, all he has to linger on are the people he let down and the lives he failed to save, and he is so very alone. Nights eat at him and days pass in a blur, and Tony Stark is the only person who seems to notice just how badly the Captain is suffering.


It’s who we are by Moonrose001 | E | 101,701 | complete

Since Registration passed on and Sentinels started guarding the streets instead of superheroes, the USA has come to resemble Dystopia more than an united country. A young group of masked teenagers are fighting back the undemocratic and unconstitutional ways, lead by Captain America.
And Steve Rogers is a handsome, but awkward student leading a double life. He is also head and heels in love with Tony Stark, the son of the government’s arms dealer.


Upon Waking by Winterstar | E | 80,244 | complete 

A story of recovery. In a world without superheroes, Tony Stark, the disinherited son of a billionaire, goes to Afghanistan as an embedded media star, only to be held hostage for months until he’s rescued. During his recovery, his therapist Doctor Bruce Banner prescribes an unusual treatment; volunteer work at a rehab center. He meets an eclectic assembled group including a vet who thinks he’s Thor, a physical therapist who might be a spy, and an all American hero, Steve Rogers. It is Steve Rogers, the soldier in a coma, who captures his interest and, eventually, his heart.


My Private Dancer by lilmoongodess | E | 31,130 | complete

Steve Rogers enters the world of high-end exotic dancing, and catches the eye of world-famous billionaire playboy Tony Stark. Will the strange relationship he develops with Tony develop into something more? Or will the high-intensity connection between them short out and burn to the ground?


Some Kind of Personal War by sara_holmes | M | 20192 | complete 

And Tony realizes that working out who the Winter Soldier used to be and who he is now are two entirely different things.


Relativistic Heat Conduction by SakuraTsukikage | E | 69,298 | complete

Age of Ultron-based, but not entirely canon compliant. Written for the 2013 Cap-Iron Man Reverse Big Bang. Ultron has attacked, obliterating most of the world’s superheroes and resistance in a matter of hours. The remaining heroes band together and share what strength they have to get through it, to survive, and defeat Ultron once and for all. Steve Rogers grieves in the wake of the disaster and the heroes’ defeat, and no one knows if he will be able to provide the leadership they need–but Tony Stark isn’t about to let him slip away that easily.


Coming Home by Sonora | M | 22,138 | complete

When S.H.I.E.L.D. approaches Tony Stark to help with their 1940s deception for Steve Rogers, to be a semi-familiar face and name to help re-introduce him to the world, Tony agrees on one condition - that it’s his show to run. And at first, it seems like his plan’s going off without a hitch. What he doesn’t account for, however, are his own growing feelings for Steve.


I’ll Give You Gifts Until You Know My Name by Amuly | T+ | 10,507 | complete

Mr. Stark is an extravagant gift-giver: he has the money for it, after all. As Iron Man, Tony has the opportunity to gift Steve even more presents that, while less expensive, are more heartfelt. Having a secret identity means Tony gets to have his cake and eat it too when it comes to showering Steve with presents.
Until Steve starts developing feelings for his armored companion, and all the benefits of living a double life are turned on their head for Tony Stark.


Just Like Flying by ashinan | G | 1,350 | complete

And with that, Steve actually jumps.


Counterpart by sara_holmes | E | 170,111 | WIP

coun•ter•part [koun-ter-pahrt] [noun] 1. a person or thing closely resembling another, especially in function. 2. a copy; duplicate. 3. one of two parts that fit, complete, or complement one another.
Just because Hydra used the DNA of a Captain America from another dimension to create a lab-grown, six-year-old super-soldier, it doesn’t mean that said six-year old super-soldier is biologically Steve’s, right?
(Where Steve wants to ban Clint from bringing things home from alternative dimensions, until he doesn’t.)


Free Me from the Light by Renai_chan | E | 27,773 | WIP

Tony loves doting on Steve–LOVES it. Steve is just so sweet and honest and grateful and nice, and Tony can’t help but proudly show him off to everyone and fawn over him with outrageous gifts and favors. The fact that he’s hot, too, and that the sex is awesome doesn’t even begin come in to play (though it certainly doesn’t hurt).
But then, the media and the public in general isn’t known to be kind to relationships between billionaire bachelors and struggling young art students.
And you can imagine how well that goes over with Steve.


Nostalgia by blue_jack | M | 48,669 | WIP

“Fuck my life. Why me?” Tony asked.


the last touchdown by calciseptine | T+ | 18,932 | WIP

All Tony Stark wants is to finish his robot. What he gets is an embarrassing and adolescent crush on the quarterback, Steve Rogers.
Alternately, that story in which Tony can’t take care of himself and everyone knows it.


many thanks to fakesheep-luna and golpalott, who suggested some of these fics!

anonymous asked:

Hey! Do you know any MCU fics where it's explicitly acknowledged that Steve is actually very young compared to Tony and maybe the issues arising in their relationship because of this? Most fics tend to breeze over that very essential fact. I'm guessing because then it would be difficult to keep making Steve do all the emotional labour while Tony is mired in his various issues. And that is exactly what much of the Stony fandom prefers. But that's a rant for a different day. Any suggestions?

I’ve only seen a few where Steve is that much younger and it is dealt with in the fic. Usually, it seems that where there is an age difference with younger Steve, it is lined up with the MCU films, so Steve is maybe late-20’s or so and Tony is in his forties, or something along those lines. Still an age difference, obviously, but both are pretty well into adulthood. Anyway, here are a couple for you!

Free Me From the Light by Renai_Chan: Tony loves doting on Steve–LOVES it. Steve is just so sweet and honest and grateful and nice, and Tony can’t help but proudly show him off to everyone and fawn over him with outrageous gifts and favors. The fact that he’s hot, too, and that the sex is awesome doesn’t even begin come in to play (though it certainly doesn’t hurt). But then, the media and the public in general isn’t known to be kind to relationships between billionaire bachelors and struggling young art students. And you can imagine how well that goes over with Steve.

Nostalgia AU AU by blue_jack: “I’m sorry, Steve, but without a Dominant, you’re stuck here.”  WiP but very good!

I’ve been busy growing old by schweet_hart: Tony’s pushing forty and Steve is barely twenty-five, yet somehow they make it work.

I guess I’d also throw in my own Gift With Purchase Remix, since there is a good 20 year age difference there, though I can’t say the fic focuses on it. Too much porn for that.

Never Will I

Here it is! My crazy long Batfam fic (which I call a one-shot but is more like a series of progressive, sorta related vignettes). I’m pretty proud of it though just some warnings. Yeah I bend and outright break canon at a few points, please go easy on me. This is my first time writing for Batman so I did my best with the characters. That being said, I’m quite proud of it and would appreciate your input! Hope you enjoy and let me know how I can improve. I’d like to thank safety-dancer for not just reviewing but also inspiring me to write some batfam fluff that spiraled out of control into this.


Miss Madison called again Master Wayne; she was hoping you would be available for dinner tomorrow night. If I may, a night out away from the dark manor would probably do you a great deal of good.” Alfred said upon entering the parlor where his young charge stood tall and proud, recently returned from many years wandering.

I told you to tell Julia that I’m busy, indefinitely.” The only remaining Wayne said not turning to face the butler. He just continued staring at the hand painted picture of the once happy family over the fireplace. “I have more important things to worry about now.” Alfred bowed his head slightly.

I know sir, but I fear that it’s a decision you will come to regret in the future. A man isn’t much without a family there to support him.” He said quietly causing Bruce to give him a sharp glance over his shoulder.

There aren’t any regrets anymore Alfred,” he spun back to stare at the picture. “I don’t want a family Alfred, not again. I can’t risk it, it hurts too much. The only way I can do this, to save Gotham for them, is to go about this alone. I will never drag anyone else into this life of mine, that’s a promise Alfred, one I don’t plan on breaking anytime soon.”

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Tony Stark is Dad Material

((OK, this is based off of this headcanon by @bloody-bee-tea . I took it and made my own little twist on it, ((based off the story of how Sonya Romero took in two of her students, sweetest story ever-)) but kept the true essence, so I hope it will be OK.))

Tony was always excited to visit the classroom. Kids were all over him like moths to a light, and they always loved hearing him tell his story (age-appropriately of course. He obviously tells the story differently to a wide-eyed preschooler than a high school senior coming of age.), they love doing little experiments with him. Hell, Tony even fashioned a few sets of ‘repulsor’ gauntlets that shoot silly little things like confetti or streamers.

Something changed when he went into a third-grader classroom, however.

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