billionaire bachelor

This is a short piece from an AU I have where Bruce and Clark met during Bruce’s Batman training. Years later, they’ve been married since before they were heroes, but no one knows. Until Batman is caught kissing Clark Kent.

“You knew Jimmy was there!”

“I- You know how much of a distraction you are, and it was on top of a building full of reporters-”

“You.” Bruce whirled around, jamming his finger into the man’s chest. “Are lying to me. And you are still bad at it.” Kal was quiet for a long moment, standing in place. At long length, his shoulders wilted.

“I… I didn’t plan it, but- but I did notice him,” he admitted, pained.

“Before or after you kissed me?” Bruce challenged. Kal’s silence said it all. “What the hell were you thinking?!”


“What kind of PR can I spin about this?! Batman doesn’t do press!”


Don’t you dare make a joke about him ‘doing’ the press right now.

Keep reading

5/23/17 pt 2

pairing: jason todd x reader

warnings: cursing, fluff, idk

prompt: the date lol
prompt list that i reblogged but don’t know how to insert soz

5: “ Why do you hate me? ”
17: “ Are you upset with me? ”
23: “ Why did you spare me? ”

or say other things like,
“Amazing, how you put up with her.”
Or once, when I was crying because my heel broke and it was raining and I lost the paperwork and it was a bad day and I had to be comforted by Trevor, as soon as he left Jason said,
“Had to call your boyfriend to come comfort you? Why’d he leave you here? Cant drive you home to watch cartoons?”

Let’s just say that we both said vile things to each other every time we had a short meeting.

Which brings me to today, where I have to go to a ball for the opening of another company’s new branch. I am here for diplomatic reasons and Bruce was gracious enough to give me a plus one. “Only two of my boys will be attending, feel free to bring someone along.”

I ask Trevor if he wants to come to a work event with me and he says no so I go it alone. When I call Bruce he says that it’s a shame but I am welcome to come over to the manor and carpool with them. He doesn’t say it like that but you get the gist.

It’s a winter ball and I’m wearing this navy/royal blue gown with long sleeves. My hair is that trendy “looks barely wet, out of the shower, but not ugly” kind of look and I pull a nude lip with a golden cut crease. I don’t plan on dancing so I wear one of my taller pairs of heels and drive over to the manor with some paperwork. Work doesn’t rest, does it?

When I get to the manor I have the joy of meeting Alfred again. He allows me inside and tells me that “everyone should be down in ten” and “oh, let me take those files for you, have fun tonight and blame the work papers on me!”
Mr. Wayne is in a tux already standing by the steps ordering Dick and Jason to hurry up and then I see them.

So handsome, Dick is wearing a black and white tux with accents the same colour as my dress and Jason, while I hate to admit it, looks dashing in his black but slightly maroon tinted tux.

“Where’s your date gone? Didn’t have work at the ball to help you with so he didn’t want to come?” (JT)

“Jason Peter, stop that at once.” (BW)

“It’s fine Mr. Wayne. Really, Jason doesn’t know how a proper boyfriend acts so he has to stalk mine.” (Y/n)

“Ooh, burn. Y/n, you look elegant tonight, I’d be happy to accompany you tonight.” (RG)

“Thank you Richard, it seems we make quite the pairing tonight.” (Y/n)

“The blue definitely makes your skin glow,” Dick says, “a dress fitting the woman wearing it.”

“It’s not the dress that makes my skin glow, thank you though. Your flattery is very well appreciated.” I giggle as we make our way into the car.

The drive is not too long, Bruce asked me about work and the recent activities in the work sphere and starts to talk to me about higher positions.

“Oh, Mr. Wayne, are you sure? I am quite young and would not want to upset the older offices that may want the opening.”

“Yeah, she actually just may upset herself, always stressed out enough as it is.” (JT)

“Jason, I think she can handle herself fine, she fits well with the family and there isn’t someone else I trust for this particular role.” (BW)

“I’ll definitely think about it and give you an answer tomorrow morning.”

We get to the ball and exit the car. As we waltz our way to our table I have this strange feeling and begin to worry.

“Hey, are you okay?” (RG)

“Oh, Dick, I am fine. I’m just a little queasy.”

“You’ll be fine, you’re probably just hungry. Let’s eat and we both can partner away for dances.” (RG)

“Of course, thanks Dick.” I nuzzle into his arm and let him lead me to the table.

Jason is glaring at Dick and I have no clue why. Does he hate me?

We sit at the table and begin our chat with some of the employees from the other company. They are so fruitful and lively. As we eat, I see something out of the corner of my eye.

“Is that Trevor?” I whisper. No one could hear except for Dick and maybe Jason if he was really listening.

“What?” Dick whispers back.

“Look,” I whisper even quieter than before, “he’s with anothe-”

And he kissed the girl he was with right then.

I gasp and immediately look down as if I was not supposed to see them. My eybrows furrow and I begin to pout.

I excuse my myself and run to the bathroom. I really didn’t want this to happen tonight, not with Jason here. This is embarrassing and making me angry. God, of all days?

“Of all days?” I yell into the bathroom mirror.

Luckily the bathroom was nearly empty and I swiftly left. I can’t stand Trevor. Gosh this is why we had to spend so much time at my work! All these nights he wasn’t spending with me he must have been spending with someone else!

I just entered the doors to the ballroom and quickly my left arm was being pulled and suddenly I was being pulled into an embrace. I am surrounded by the smell of Dicks cologne.

“Hey, how are you holding up?”
Dick smiles at me gently and guides me around the dance floor.

“Ugh, to be honest, not well but I’m going to get through it. I just don’t want to talk to him tonight.”

Dick dips me and we both rotate.

“Is this the first time something has happened like this?”

“Great detective, trying to solve another case?” I tease while swatting his bicep. “I mean, tonight was definitely a wake up moment but I guess I should have seen it all along.”

“Yeah? Jason tells me that you guys were real love birds in the office.”

“Jason talks about me? Haha, how sweet. You could say we were lovebirds, only in the office. I always wondered why he couldn’t stay the night or why we spent little time out of work hours. He was hanging around her during the hours without me. It makes sense now.”

“Don’t worry, you are a real catch, and if I could, I’d ask you out myself.”

“Oh, and why can’t you, billionaire bachelor?”

“Sweetheart, I already know someone who’s got eyes for you.”

The song is about to end,
“Really? Who?”

And Dick bows me goodbye and I’m standing alone on the floor. I see Trevor dancing nearby and I hope he doesn’t see me alone! Oh gosh! What can I do?

There! Is this my only option?
My way out? I can’t believe that this is how I have to do this…

I tug on Jason’s sleeve and quickly switch with the girl he’s dancing with.

“Rude much?”

“Okay I am so so sorry but it’s an emergency.”

Jason groans and looks away.

“Are you upset with me?” I ask.

“What? No.”

We are still dancing and Trevor is nowhere near paying attention to us. Still whispering sweet nothings to his other girlfriend.

I say nothing as we dance and soon Jason is pulling left and right and we sashay around.

“Woah! What are we doing?”

“Well, if you won’t tell me the emergency I am not going to stop having fun.”

I smile,
“Jason I hate to tell you this, but my boyfriend is over there and I am trying to avoid him, or at least not be seen without a partner while I figure out what to do.”

I start dancing more fearlessly as Jason’s hold on me becomes more secure.

“Why are you trying to avoid him?”
Jason begins to look around and sees how he is acting with that other girl.

“Hey dumbass, don’t make it obvious. He’s cheating on me alright! I thought he didn’t want hang out with me tonight but he already had plans.”
I start to tear up and I slow my dancing.

“Hey, hey. Don’t cry, you didn’t do anything wrong.”
Jason strokes the side of my face and lifts my chin.

“I did though, I wasn’t that good of a girlfriend and he needed another one.”
I attempt to look down but Jason doesn’t let me.



Jason guides me to the balcony outside and continues our slow dancing.

“All this attitude and you only show it towards me, why not show it towards him, huh? Does that make me special?”
He smirks and the corners of my lips begin to rise.

“Don’t think of yourself too highly, Todd.”

“Why do you hate me?” He asks with stern eyes.

I was taken aback by that sudden question.

“What? I don’t hate anyone–”

“So why are we like this?”

“Jason, I dislike a lot of aspects of you but-”

“What aspects?”

“Stop cutting me off and listen you bloke.”

His lips shut in two second and I smile.

“You really want to know the truth?”

He nods.

“I gotta tell you. The truth will hurt. Especially for a certain little daddy’s boy.”

He pouts and pretends to be upset.

“Okay, its honesty time. I don’t think we have each other a real chance. The first time we met was a disaster and I guess I still carry tensions because you wouldn’t apologize. You can blame my aggression on work or whatever, you were something to take it out on. I guess we were opposites and you know what they say about opposites.”

“That they attract?”

I laugh.
“They have more to fight about.”

We keep dancing in silence until he hand moves from my waist to my back.

“You look gorgeous tonight, just saying.”

“You look somewhat better than how I usually see you, thanks.”

He pretends to be hurt and I chuckle.

“Tell me Jay, why were you so mean to me?”

“Question of the century, why did you not spare me?”

I place me head on his chest and we continue to sway. I’ve almost forgotten what happened with my boyfriend.

“I like fighting with you. You are so cute when you’re mad. I also would like to take this opportunity to ask you out.”

He stares down at me as our dance paused.

I smirk and make my way to the bar, positive that he would follow me.

“Playboy, can’t you see I’m tired of having my heart broken.”

“Bubbling cider, make it two.” He orders the bartender and then looks me dead in the eye. “There is nothing I wouldn’t do to try and make you happy.” He proceeds to kiss my hand slowly.

“Cliche, much? Why me?”
I take a sip of my non alcoholic drink (a/n: soz I don’t drink and I don’t know anything about drinks sorry this is bland)

“You are a hard worker, brilliant, beautiful, why wouldn’t I?”

“Try harder.”

“Alright princess, ever since I met you, I’ve already known a little bit about Bruce’s little miracle worker. I caught you and tried to get you interested by making you a little jealous. It didn’t work, but at least we had a relationship that developed. I’ve been waiting too damn long to ask you this, so I’m asking you now. Will you go out with me?”

I grin, “ Of course, my hero for the night can get a dinner with yours truly.”

“You wanna break up with Trevor first.”
Jason smiles and tips his drink towards the happy couple.

“I forgot all about that, let me.”

I walk over to Trevor and right when he and his partner switch, I slide into his arms.

“Oh! Y/n, I can explain! I-”

“Yea whatever, we are over and I want all my stuff back by Thursday, you can bring them over to the office but be sure to leave it with the receptionist.”

I lean in close to his ear and continue, “Don’t be worried, no harsh feelings. Just don’t expect anything from me ever again. Like helping you explain what I’m about to tell your girl over there.”

His eyes widen and I leave him before he apologized. I then joined his girlfriend in a dance and explain everything. She storms mad at Trevor and leaves with out him, while I, leave with Jason.

“It was fun watching you dance kitten, you are so entertaining.”
He kisses my cheek as we head into the car.

Bruce and Dick are in the car, already sleeping while Jason and I spend the car ride cuddling and catching up on all we missed while we were spending months fighting each other.

It’s going to be a great relationship, sprouted from a coffee spill.

The Caretaker - Bruce Wayne x Reader

Prompt: Bruce x Female Reader where the reader has been Bruce’s secretary for years and is super close with the batboys & Bruce doesn’t know. And then when Damian first meets her, him and the other batboys talk about how great she is during family dinner & how she spends time with them individually doing what they like (& Jason misses her cuz she was super sweet but he can’t see her cuz he’s “dead”) and then Bruce realizes he doesn’t know that much about her and asks her out and then some date fluff

A/N: I changed the prompt ever so slightly so that it could fit as the sequel to The Boss

Part 1 

“You’re not nervous are you?” Bruce asked as the car slowly drove up the long winding driveway that led to Wayne manor. You had been dating Bruce for some months now and that in itself came with some unique challenges. Today your ‘challenge’ would be meeting Bruce’s children for the first time as his girlfriend.

“Not at all.” You answered. Being Bruce’s personal assistant for numerous years, you had met his sons countless times just never as someone who could potentially become their new stepmother. Just thinking that now sounded odd to you. You and Bruce had never really discussed where whatever this is was going but if he was introducing you to his kids he had to take your relationship seriously … right?

After all these years of working for him, after becoming so intimately involved with him, you still struggled to ever get a reading on the feelings he was feeling beyond the billionaire bachelor bravado. You wanted to ask him point blank how seriously he took you, if you were just another one of his flings, but you didn’t want to potentially ruin what you had. You liked Bruce and if you meant less to him than you thought, you were happy to live in the fantasy for just a little bit longer.

When the car came to a stop Bruce looked to you and gave you a reassuring squeeze to your hand. “Are you ready?” He asked. You nodded and stepped out of the vehicle hand in hand with Bruce. When you stepped through the door Dick was the first to greet you by pulling you from Bruce’s arm and into his own tight friendly embrace.

“[Y/N]! It’s been too long!” Dick greeted.

“It has hasn’t it? Goodness, you’re not the tiny little thing you used to be anymore, are you?” You laughed wrapping your arms tighter around the young man that you had practically watched grown up. Bruce used to bring Dick around the office in the early days when he was still trying to figure out how to be a father to the young boy. Dick would often keep you company on days where Bruce was in and out of meetings. There were a few times that Bruce asked you advice on how to raise his sons and, while you didn’t have any children of your own, you gave him the best advice that you could.

In a way, you could say that you helped raise these boys.

“Is that [Y/N]? [Y/N] is Bruce’s new girlfriend? Well that changes things.” Jason’s voice boomed as he slid down the main staircase’s banister. Alfred reprimanded Jason as the others filtered in after him. “Quit hogging her Dick.” He said pushing Dick out of the way and engulfing you in a hug in his place.

“Hi Jason.” You laughed gently patting his back. Your relationship with Jason was much like the one you had with Dick in that he spent much of his formative years in your presence. Jason confided in you the things he didn’t want to share with Bruce and you had always kept the things Jason told you a secret, even to this day. Jason was a bit of a hellion for Bruce to raise but you could always see he was a good kid at heart.

“Does this mean I can start calling you mom without it being weird?” He asked. You laughed but you didn’t have an answer to give him. When you finally let go of Jason, you reached over and gently squeezed Tim’s shoulder.

“Hello Tim. How have you been?” You asked. He smiled and shrugged his shoulders casually.

“Can’t complain.” He replied.

“I guess you’ve met the family already, haven’t you?” Bruce said with an anxious laugh. Watching you interact with such familiarity with the boys it suddenly hit him that as his assistant for so long you no doubt had an established relationship with each of them. He felt ashamed that he didn’t realize before now that you had been such an integral part of the family even before he developed romantic feelings for you.

“He’s kidding right?” Jason asked rhetorically.

“Where’s Damian?” Bruce asked, noticing the absence in the room.

“Sulking in his room probably.” Tim offered. Bruce sighed and called Damian to come downstairs. He emerged a few moments later and joined the rest of the family. He looked you up and down skeptically before raising an eyebrow.  

“Father’s sleeping with his assistant?” He asked with a bored expression. “How cliche.” He sneered. Bruce gave him a hard look which caused Damian to shift his gaze downward but still remained defiant. An awkward silence fell across the table and your face heated up in embarrassment. You knew the boy probably didn’t mean his words but you couldn’t say that it wasn’t an insecurity that you knew you had.

You pushed aside your embarrassment and decided that now was as good as a time as any to extend your olive branch.

“Hello Damian. It’s nice to see you again.” You said kindly. “Your father said that you enjoyed drawing. I saw this the other day and thought you would like it.” You said, reaching into your purse and pulling out the sketchbook. You extended it out to him and he took it cautiously, carefully turning the leather bound book in his hands.

“Thanks.” He mumbled casting his eyes downward to avoid your gaze. Your relationship with Damian wasn’t perfect but at least it was a start. You hoped that maybe one day he too would come to accept you like his brothers had.

One day …

Everybody wants Daniel to be their son

Danny Had no Idea how he attracted these kinds of people, but he just did.

He guessed It all started at the ripe age of fourteen when he met Vlad masters, a lonely Billionaire bachelor who wanted nothing more than for Daniel to be his son, and maybe some other really evil questionable things. But that was besides the point.

He didn’t know if it was his natural friendly personality, or if he just had a boyish charm that made every fathers heart swell with pride.

But everybody wanted him to be their son. Let me rephrase that. Every Rich dashing gentlemen wanted denial to be their son. It didn’t matter if they already had kids, or were a single father, or just a bachelor wanting Danny as their own. They all just wanted him!!

Some even went as far as trying to put him into their inheritance, or try to  arrange him into marry their Sons and Daughters.

At first… like any other reasonable adult.. Danny just thought he was attracting sugar Daddy’s. But after a few chats and some weird father and son golf time, Danny realized that they all just wanted him, not as a butt buddy, but as a legitimate son.

And as wired as it may seem, it terrified him more than the original idea.

So much so that he has actually started hanging out with Vlad on purpose.He has no idea if Vlad sprayed him with something, or what!! But he rather have his crazy froot loop over some weird stranger any day. 

Now if only he could find away to make Vlad stop Smirking at him.. as well as find away so that Danny didn’t actually like hanging out with him.

anonymous asked:

An AU where Stiles is a tailor/fashion designer and Derek is the most eligible bachelor/billionaire/CEO. They met when Laura insist Derek to come with her to buy him a new suits for her wedding ("you're my only brother, I want you to look perfect, Derek!"). Derek grumble all the way to the shop but as soon as he saw Stiles (and the way Stiles's long fingers linger on his muscular frame), he smile at Laura. Not only Derek get a new suit, he also got a date for his sister's wedding :) - Z


in a





FAVORITE OLICITY FICS:  Part II – Olicity Fandom Work

Warning: half of this list crushed my heart and danced on the left pieces

Favorite AU Fics:

I’m sorry there’re toooooo many



I want to Thank every Olicity fic Writer out there because You are remarkable! You are making lives brighter even if it includes broken hearts more often than not! You are and always will be what a fandom needs the most! THANK YOU!

i-have-fandom-whiplash  asked:

Do you have any protective!tony fics?

Beckon Me Home by Winterstar | E | 40,178 | complete

A change in circumstances switches the tables on Tony. When an assassination attempt leaves Steve debilitated, Tony is his only hope. In order to save Steve, he might very well have to suffer the same fate as Steve. A story about the paradox of love.

The Ghosts of War by scifigrl47 | M | 60,743 | complete

Steven Rogers never wanted to be king, but he knows his duty, and he does it well. Lord Tony Stark, the king’s appointed consort, does his duty as well, even though he’d enjoy his duty more if it actually involved sleeping with the king. As it doesn’t, he’s just resigned. The war that made Steve king and cost him nearly everything may be over, but a meeting of old enemies might stir up some ghosts none of them are prepared for.

For the Wheel’s Still in Spin by Arukou | E | 57,076 | complete

Steve Rogers is a man of action, but in this brave new century, there’s no action to be had. A man without a mission, all he has to linger on are the people he let down and the lives he failed to save, and he is so very alone. Nights eat at him and days pass in a blur, and Tony Stark is the only person who seems to notice just how badly the Captain is suffering.

It’s who we are by Moonrose001 | E | 101,701 | complete

Since Registration passed on and Sentinels started guarding the streets instead of superheroes, the USA has come to resemble Dystopia more than an united country. A young group of masked teenagers are fighting back the undemocratic and unconstitutional ways, lead by Captain America.
And Steve Rogers is a handsome, but awkward student leading a double life. He is also head and heels in love with Tony Stark, the son of the government’s arms dealer.

Upon Waking by Winterstar | E | 80,244 | complete 

A story of recovery. In a world without superheroes, Tony Stark, the disinherited son of a billionaire, goes to Afghanistan as an embedded media star, only to be held hostage for months until he’s rescued. During his recovery, his therapist Doctor Bruce Banner prescribes an unusual treatment; volunteer work at a rehab center. He meets an eclectic assembled group including a vet who thinks he’s Thor, a physical therapist who might be a spy, and an all American hero, Steve Rogers. It is Steve Rogers, the soldier in a coma, who captures his interest and, eventually, his heart.

My Private Dancer by lilmoongodess | E | 31,130 | complete

Steve Rogers enters the world of high-end exotic dancing, and catches the eye of world-famous billionaire playboy Tony Stark. Will the strange relationship he develops with Tony develop into something more? Or will the high-intensity connection between them short out and burn to the ground?

Some Kind of Personal War by sara_holmes | M | 20192 | complete 

And Tony realizes that working out who the Winter Soldier used to be and who he is now are two entirely different things.

Relativistic Heat Conduction by SakuraTsukikage | E | 69,298 | complete

Age of Ultron-based, but not entirely canon compliant. Written for the 2013 Cap-Iron Man Reverse Big Bang. Ultron has attacked, obliterating most of the world’s superheroes and resistance in a matter of hours. The remaining heroes band together and share what strength they have to get through it, to survive, and defeat Ultron once and for all. Steve Rogers grieves in the wake of the disaster and the heroes’ defeat, and no one knows if he will be able to provide the leadership they need–but Tony Stark isn’t about to let him slip away that easily.

Coming Home by Sonora | M | 22,138 | complete

When S.H.I.E.L.D. approaches Tony Stark to help with their 1940s deception for Steve Rogers, to be a semi-familiar face and name to help re-introduce him to the world, Tony agrees on one condition - that it’s his show to run. And at first, it seems like his plan’s going off without a hitch. What he doesn’t account for, however, are his own growing feelings for Steve.

I’ll Give You Gifts Until You Know My Name by Amuly | T+ | 10,507 | complete

Mr. Stark is an extravagant gift-giver: he has the money for it, after all. As Iron Man, Tony has the opportunity to gift Steve even more presents that, while less expensive, are more heartfelt. Having a secret identity means Tony gets to have his cake and eat it too when it comes to showering Steve with presents.
Until Steve starts developing feelings for his armored companion, and all the benefits of living a double life are turned on their head for Tony Stark.

Just Like Flying by ashinan | G | 1,350 | complete

And with that, Steve actually jumps.

Counterpart by sara_holmes | E | 170,111 | WIP

coun•ter•part [koun-ter-pahrt] [noun] 1. a person or thing closely resembling another, especially in function. 2. a copy; duplicate. 3. one of two parts that fit, complete, or complement one another.
Just because Hydra used the DNA of a Captain America from another dimension to create a lab-grown, six-year-old super-soldier, it doesn’t mean that said six-year old super-soldier is biologically Steve’s, right?
(Where Steve wants to ban Clint from bringing things home from alternative dimensions, until he doesn’t.)

Free Me from the Light by Renai_chan | E | 27,773 | WIP

Tony loves doting on Steve–LOVES it. Steve is just so sweet and honest and grateful and nice, and Tony can’t help but proudly show him off to everyone and fawn over him with outrageous gifts and favors. The fact that he’s hot, too, and that the sex is awesome doesn’t even begin come in to play (though it certainly doesn’t hurt).
But then, the media and the public in general isn’t known to be kind to relationships between billionaire bachelors and struggling young art students.
And you can imagine how well that goes over with Steve.

Nostalgia by blue_jack | M | 48,669 | WIP

“Fuck my life. Why me?” Tony asked.

the last touchdown by calciseptine | T+ | 18,932 | WIP

All Tony Stark wants is to finish his robot. What he gets is an embarrassing and adolescent crush on the quarterback, Steve Rogers.
Alternately, that story in which Tony can’t take care of himself and everyone knows it.

many thanks to fakesheep-luna and golpalott, who suggested some of these fics!

Never Will I

Here it is! My crazy long Batfam fic (which I call a one-shot but is more like a series of progressive, sorta related vignettes). I’m pretty proud of it though just some warnings. Yeah I bend and outright break canon at a few points, please go easy on me. This is my first time writing for Batman so I did my best with the characters. That being said, I’m quite proud of it and would appreciate your input! Hope you enjoy and let me know how I can improve. I’d like to thank safety-dancer for not just reviewing but also inspiring me to write some batfam fluff that spiraled out of control into this.

Miss Madison called again Master Wayne; she was hoping you would be available for dinner tomorrow night. If I may, a night out away from the dark manor would probably do you a great deal of good.” Alfred said upon entering the parlor where his young charge stood tall and proud, recently returned from many years wandering.

I told you to tell Julia that I’m busy, indefinitely.” The only remaining Wayne said not turning to face the butler. He just continued staring at the hand painted picture of the once happy family over the fireplace. “I have more important things to worry about now.” Alfred bowed his head slightly.

I know sir, but I fear that it’s a decision you will come to regret in the future. A man isn’t much without a family there to support him.” He said quietly causing Bruce to give him a sharp glance over his shoulder.

There aren’t any regrets anymore Alfred,” he spun back to stare at the picture. “I don’t want a family Alfred, not again. I can’t risk it, it hurts too much. The only way I can do this, to save Gotham for them, is to go about this alone. I will never drag anyone else into this life of mine, that’s a promise Alfred, one I don’t plan on breaking anytime soon.”

Keep reading

Tony Stark is Dad Material

((OK, this is based off of this headcanon by @bloody-bee-tea . I took it and made my own little twist on it, ((based off the story of how Sonya Romero took in two of her students, sweetest story ever-)) but kept the true essence, so I hope it will be OK.))

Tony was always excited to visit the classroom. Kids were all over him like moths to a light, and they always loved hearing him tell his story (age-appropriately of course. He obviously tells the story differently to a wide-eyed preschooler than a high school senior coming of age.), they love doing little experiments with him. Hell, Tony even fashioned a few sets of ‘repulsor’ gauntlets that shoot silly little things like confetti or streamers.

Something changed when he went into a third-grader classroom, however.

Keep reading

you know what, talk to me about lonely billionaire (inherited) bachelor pekka on vacation at this beach side town, and he goes into some surf shop-type of deal, looking at t-shirts and sunglasses and all that stuff, and there’s the most beautiful boy standing behind the counter with a beauty mark on his face and a shy little smile, and pekka doesn’t ever get his name (there aren’t name tags at this store) but he probably buys about $50 more of stuff than he was originally anticipating, and he sees this kid again when he comes in next on an emergency run for some sunblock, and again when he comes in with some friends because they want some more tumblers for the beach, and this boy always looks like he spends all day on the beach, tan and hair tousled and happy, but one of the most curious things about him is that he’s always wearing a faded teal baseball cap that says “mermaid hair, don’t care” on it

he finally gets his name after the fifth time and he asks him about the hat, and the kid - juuse - only laughs and tells him not to worry about it, it’s just a joke, but a few days later he invites the kid to the beach, and he goes, but though he’s always talked about how much he loves swimming, he doesn’t actually go in the water with them, but one night pekka hears a knock at the door on the beach house they’re renting, and it’s juuse shyly asking him if he wants to go on a midnight swim with him

it’s a full moon out and it’s reflecting off the waves beautifully, and pekka hasn’t heard of any shark attacks in the area but he’s still a little wary - juuse tells him not to worry, that he won’t let any harm come to him, and pekka doesn’t know why but he feels like he can trust that statement from him, so the two of them go into the water and even though it’s dark and so damn cold, pekka knows what he’s seeing is real

especially when juuse gently cups his cheeks with webbed hands, the backs of which have a sparse covering of dark blue, maybe black, scales that only get thicker as they go up his arms and down his back, and that is definitely a tail he feels brushing against his legs, and he would check, but he’s currently making out with the cutie from the surf shop and he’ll question that later

Time Travel Shenanigans
#1 - Dream A Little, Dream Of Me

Words: 10,889

Rating: Mature

A/N: I am so sorry for how long it took me to post this. Especially, when I gave you a tease two weeks ago. I really, really jinxed myself. The moment I was ready to post this the battery in my laptop stopped charging and now I have to wait ‘till they fix it. It’s the first day I can check tumblr using a laptop so I decided to post this one-shot now.

This was supposed to be written in a couple of weeks, but when muse yells at you two nights in a row (when you’re supposed to be sleeping, not creating plot that doesn’t even make sense) you don’t have any other choice but to listen.

I honestly don’t know what this is. Look, there’s so little AUs involving time travel that at one point in your life you just have this crazy idea to write one, even if it’s ridiculous. When I was writing this, half of the time I was laughing at what my brain came up with, the other half I was shaking my head at all of this. But since I’ve already written it, I might as well post it, right? Who knows, maybe you’ll actually like it.

It’s a part of the series I mentioned in my masterpost, which I am going to have to update soon. It’s pretty long and I wanted to split it in two parts, but since you waited long enough for it I’m giving you all of it. Plus two gifs that inspired this and are perfectly splitting this story in parts. (For the sake of this story Felicity’s townhouse is the place where they live.)

Now, I’ll let you read this ridiculousness, hoping that you will like it.

Read on AO3.

#1 - Dream A Little, Dream Of Me

If Felicity had known that watching “Magic Mike” would give her the most erotic dream she had ever had, she would have watched that movie the moment it had came out.

There had been plenty of times when sexiest of men appeared in her dreams - usually after a particularly sucky date or a long day at the office, which probably was the way her brain wanted to say thank you for your hard work, don’t worry about the completely idiotic male population of Starling City and enjoy this hottie, wink, wink - and sometimes she’d been lucky enough to be a part of the hot equation, getting some action in the La-La Land instead of the real deal.

Therefore, it wasn’t hard to guess hot guys were always welcome in her dreams.

But this time? Oh, boy. This dream was something she had been not expecting at all. And it had never felt this real before.

Thank you, Reid Carolin. Thank you, Steven Soderbergh, Channing Tatum and the company. She was so going to sent them a fruit basket after she woke up. Which hopefully wouldn’t happen in a long time.

That would be her preference.

Keep reading

Eisuke Ichinomiya for Auction!

Step right now ladies and gentlemen! Take a good look at this handsome billionaire bachelor, Eisuke Ichinomiya. 

 “How dare you place me on this, admins…I’ll be sure to return the favor.” 

 Warning: He can bite back. His connections can be rather dangerous. If you manage to caught his heart…prepare yourself for a different side of him that you never expected. His hopeless admin: Mira Age: 21 Admin of Eisuke Blood Type: O+ Hello everyone. I’m one of the original admins in this blog. I can’t believe it’s already a year. I hope we can still all have fun on this blog! I would like to thank all of you sweet mc-chans! Try not to pick on Eisuke too hard. Let’s have a great auction!