Dipper crossed one leg over the other, his short shorts hugging his ass and hardly covering his indecency. He sighed softly over the man who was speaking across the long table, leaning his head against the chest of his master, Bill Cipher. He tips his foot to look at his high heel, shimmering silver even in the dull light.
The man huffed and glared at the boy, who seemed apathetic to his anger.
“Sir, can we go? This meeting is so dull…” He mutters, and the demon smirks and rubs his head. “Oh my sweet little thing, we’ll be done here soon, I promise.” He plants a kiss on the boy’s head, and he sighs, fingers trailing down the thigh high socks he wore, black, and decorated with little golden triangles.
“Mr. Cipher, please, keep your little brat under control, this meeting is important and crucial for-”
The man’s voice catches in his throat when a rifle is suddenly pointed at him. The boy, who seemed so dainty and small in the large demon’s lap, had somehow acquired a weapon between the seconds the guest had looked to his owner.
“My my, you should know better than to speak to anyone under my employment like that…” Bill shakes his head, smirking wide.
The man’s lips press together and he sends Bill a withering look before going back to the barrel of the gun staring him down, the boy looking at him with disinterest.
“And you know I never keep anyone around just because they have a pretty face.”
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So Monster Parole is like any other Billdip AU but instead of Bill and Dipper finally doing butt stuff Bill and Dipper engage in consensual soft vore.
Which honestly gets to me more because it’s a culmination of so many of my kinks (domming, slime, encasement, humiliation, monsters, belly worship) and the sheer trust involved to do that. Dip knows Bill could very easily turn on him and kill him horribly in those instances, but he doesn’t. And given Bills predilection to predatory behavior, actively stifling those instincts for the sake of a lesser being- that’s real love.
I mean they still have conventional sex (Bills a stimulation slut) but their vore thing is unique and intimate and a HUGE part of their relationship and if that bothers you this ain’t the AU for you, my friend.