favorite Billdip fanfics
  • I’ve Made Mistakes in My Mind- ”Dipper Pines spent most of his childhood being haunted by a cruel demon and was known as the school nut as a result. The other boys didn’t take kindly to him and half of that childhood was spent hiding bruises and cuts on his body from his worrisome sister.Eight years later, The year is 1951, and Dipper is escaping his old home on a train to find inspiration for his book.Fate works in mysterious ways, and inspiration seems to find him first.” chapter 1 and 2 are so gay and so is the rest of the story
  • Forgive Me (the story is currently deleted but i will update this when it’s there again)
  • Payment in Blood- “ Dipper and Mabel Pines have always been able to get out of bad situations. But eventually, they get into one so bad that it takes a certain dream demon to rescue them, and his services are not free. And the payment he asks for will change their lives forever.” very dark and a lot of death and blood
  • No Sweeter Innocence Than Our Gentle Sin- “ Bill Cipher can give Dipper all the knowledge he wants on one condition: he must belong to Bill.” ALL THE SMUT
  • Dipper, Can You Hear Me?  -” Dipper and Bill find strange tracks across the lawn, and nobody knows what they came from. The Journals reveal nothing about what this creature could possibly be, and the idea of Dipper finding out something that the Author didn’t know prompts him to follow the tracks into the woods. Alone. Three days later he returns, but he’s not Dipper anymore.” as far as i remember it’s kinda sad
  • Like Gasoline- “ Surreal Dipper dreaming.” i don’t actually remember this but i approved on my list so shrug
  • Can’t Find My Way Home- “ After an argument with his sister in Portland, Dipper gets lost on his way back to Gravity Falls and finds a blonde hitchhiker with the same destination, little did they know they were more lost than they thought.” yes
  • KEEP CALM and USE THE WOK- “ Prompt: Bill and Dipper trapped in a bathroom by a serial killer like in saw.” yes
  • Lost Souls- “ What happens to souls when the body is gone? What do they become?” kinda sad but really good
  • Look At The Stars- “ “Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.” “ i cried
  •  A Tumble In The Bed- “ Bill thinks sex seems like a stupid waste of energy and time. By the end of the night, his thoughts are turned completely around.” yessssss
  •  What’s in a name?- “ After much pestering, Mabel convinces Dipper to finally join a dating website to, finally, get him a boyfriend. He meets a guy named Alex, and he is sweet, kind, loving, interesting, smart, adorable…well he’s perfect for Dipper…but the secrets between the two could be too much to handle. “ this is so great ahhh
  •  The First Dance is Always Free- “ A masquerade at the Northwest Mansion. A mysterious stranger. A night that Dipper will never forget. “ AHHHH
  •  Candyman- “ Dipper had always been taught to never accept candy from strangers. But candy is sweet, and candy from strangers is sweeter. “ yesssssssss
  • Mirror, Mirror on the wall- “The universe didn’t always exist as one entity. There was hundreds of them out there, some were peaceful and beautiful, some were wild. They were all different from each other. Some differences were just small details, the slightly difference in coordination, but some differences were bigger, it altered the entire universe, making it unique. No matter how different one universe was from the other, there would always exist portals, disguising as normal every day things, tucked away in a far corner, forgotten. They were the windows that connected this universe from the next one. It was rumored that if one looked into these windows, they could see their other self, could communicate with them. There would always be a glass wall that separated one universe from the other to prevent both from collapsing. But perhaps, these portals brought two universes just a bit closer together.There were also special people out there, people who could look beyond the ordinary look of a portal to see what it really was. To be able to realize the significance of a portal, to communicate with beings of other universes. They were the chosen ones.Dipper Pines… was one of them.” kill me now
  • Problems of the Heart- “ Grunkle Stan has a heart attack, Dipper is having strange dreams, and Mabel keeps throwing Dipper at customers. So what happens when Bill offers Dipper a deal? “ yesssssssssss
  •  For the Health and Safety of Mabel Pines- “ If Dipper wants Mabel safe, then he’s going to have to make a fairly uncomfortable deal. “ THIS IS GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ OH MY GOD AND IT HAS A SEQUEL
  • For the Morality and Sanity of Dipper Pines- “ In order to save her brother and the town, Mabel makes a sacrifice that leaves her missing a bit of herself. “ OH MY GOD THE SEQUEL KILL ME NOW
  •  Decoding Pine Trees- “Bill has a plan , but like many other times for Bill, things tend to get in the way. And by things I mean a person. And by person I mean a 12 year old. And by 12 year old I mean Dipper Pines.But Bill has a plan.” yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  • This Is Who I Am-  “ Dipper has enough problems in life with identity, the last thing needed right now is great uncle Stan’s secrets, great uncle Stan’s brother’s secrets, sibling betrayal and a demon adding to the list of issues at hand. But they’re a probably, who will be in Dipper’s life to help?” trans!Dipper is life mate
  • Pine Tree I’m bored - 30 days OTP challenge NSFW- “ Bill is insistent on hanging around the Mystery Shack but Dipper knows the demon has to be planning something. What does he want? What does he have planned? Could he really be here just to annoy the twin? Whatever happens, Dipper’s keeping a close eye on this dream demon. “ all the goooooood smut
  •  I Won’t Fall (In Love With Falling)- “ “But what exactly is home for you?”
    Bill Cipher, a prophetic angel having guided civilizations for years, falls from his grace. Dipper Pines, now 22 and a paranormal investigator, brings this angel into his home. However, Bill has fallen for specific reasons, and now he must ride out his punishment, or risk becoming a demon. “ angel!Bill is great, but fallen angel!Bill is life
  • A Little Assistance- “ Loosely based off an au but tbh this is just shameless smut oh god don’t look at me tl;dr pwp tentacle stuff.
    Dipper is older here. “ i love tentacle stuff, hang me
  • Repeat it…Now.- “ U-Um… I have this headcanon that Bill is way too possessive with Dipper. But not in a master/slave way, more like… He wants to ruin and play with Dipper’s mind for being so curious about Gravity Falls and how he’s playing with fire for challenging Bill. “ yesss 
  • The Ghost of You it Keeps Me Awake- “Six years of visiting Gravity Falls, Dipper and Mabel decide to spend their last year in high school together with Grunkle Stan. Dipper expected many things to happen, but not to be visited by a particular dream demon.And Dipper didn’t expect him to become obsessed with the young man he used to call Pine tree.” i love this so much it’s actually unhealthy
  • Gears of the Heart- “ This is part of a steampunk AU I created for Gravity Falls, a multi-part fanfic of Billdip. I hope you guys like it, critics welcome. Updates will be posted once a week during weekends. “ steampunk AUs are what i live for 
My favorite BillDip fics

so anon ask me to make a list of my favorite Billdip fics, so here you go..

I’ve Made Mistakes In My Mind [this fanfic is so cute and sad idk i love this fanfic so much!]

Forgive Me [if you love gore and dark fanfic– you should read this one! Bill is such a dick in this fic. You will hate Bill and love him at the same time and this is smut btw]

Magnesium Flint [i haven’t really read this one, but my friend love this fanfic so much]

Payment in Blood [HA! another dark fanfic cuz im a trash]

The Nightscape Library [this is so cuteeeeeeee]

No Sweeter Innocence Than Our Gentle Sin [this is actually not healthy, but i cant stop loving this fic]

Dipper, Can You Hear Me? [im in love yes, Bill is so gentle in this fic]

Like Gasoline [two shots and damn. Just…..damn.]

What’s in a Name? [i love this one. Online dating thing is cute and Dipper is such a dork]

Can’t find my way home [i just got punched right in the feels, and the smutty thing..i just cant bear bottom!Bill(i prefer him as the top tho but why not)]

Consuming of The Mind [need fluff and angst at the same time?]

Til Death Do Us Part [i love kid!Bill hnghhh, still on going tho and im so curious for the next chapter]

Bow [friend o’ mine told me that i should read this one and damn she’s right]

KEEP CALM and USE THE WOK [short fic. they’re just so fluffly here and Mabel is the best sister ever]

The First Dance is Always Free [YES. just….YES]

For The Heatlh and Safety of Mabel Pines and For The Morality and Sanity of Dipper Pines [these two are absolutely the best fanfiction ever! i love the relationship among the characters, and the plot is just hnghhhhh]

The New Employee [just the dorks fallin’ in love]

Lost Souls [my heart ached a bit when i read this, im still waiting for the next chapter tho]

Not Home [family feels is my weakness]

Shots in the Dark [oh yesss, i like how Bill and Gideon join together to win Dipper’s heart! they’re sassy as hell, Dipper just being a dork and adorable]

Of Journalists, Celebrities, and Fashion Designers [i like this AU next chapter pleaseee]

Mmm Watcha Say [reverse AU, just a short fanfic with cute Bill and attractive Dipper in it]

Look at the Stars [uggghhh i cried a bit, just a short fic still my favorite tho]

Dorito [i just got diabetes. Mabel, i love you for being the best sister ever]

A Tumble In The Bed [SMUT. so hot like…DAMN]

Repeat it…Now [the best drabble fics ive ever read! there is angst, fluff, smut hnghhhh i love this so much!]

sooo yeah, this is the list you asked anon! enjoy your reading ~ by the way if you open billdip fics req let me know eheheh

megmahan  asked:

Could you do another one shot similar to the baby wrap one? That was so sweet, so would a cute father-son moment one be ok? Maybe with a little dirty talk ;)

Done and done. I will always be here for him as a dad. It’s short, but sweet, and I hope it fits the bill. x. 

GENTLE REMINDER: Requests are closed, just posting things up! 

024. Do You One Better

“He’s fallen asleep.”

“Yeah,” Harry says very quietly with a small smile. “He has.”

Your son is passed out sound asleep on his father’s chest and Harry has a hand splayed across his little back through the wrap that holds the baby securely to him. Perfectly pink lips that look just like his father’s are parted and long lashes just touch the tops of his baby cheeks.

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Bill/Ford, Sex Pollen

~300 words sex pollen, only a little NSFW. 

Someone drew a cool thing for it here and it is great *__*

When Bill pops into his Dreamscape this time, there’s something different. Usually it’s about Ford—Ford’s fantasies, Ford’s sick desires. This time, Bill doesn’t bother shifting into a human form, just flies at him as a flickering triangle, one moment a small yellow thing, the next huge and red, with lolling black tongues. He settles on this form for just long enough to attack Ford with his tongues, one wrapping—affectionately, he hopes—around Ford’s neck, another pushing beneath his sweater, a last dripping slimy spit in Ford’s face and hair in a strange imitation of a kiss. “Woah,” Ford says by way of greeting, and Bill shifts again in another series of flickers before settling back into his standard form. 

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Transboy Dipper Drabble

I’m not sure who asked for trans Dipper a while back but I finally remembered I had this drabble on my phone I never posted think it might of been @cipherdipper possibly? 

I offer no explanation for Bill being human and in an established relationship with Dipper, he just is *shrugs* Dip is 21, Bill is 22.

Rated PG, it’s shark week for Dip and he is not happy.

AO3 Link

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More About Anniversaries - It’s About Balance One Shot REQUEST

So, this is the oldest request in my inbox at the moment: 

So I’ve been mulling this over and I’d really like to see Y/N take control in the It’s About Balance series. Harry always seems to be the one to initiate, the one coaxing moans and reactions, talking dirty and in control. And I’d like to see the roles reversed. Not necessarily dom/sub (although that’s another idea) but just the one that becomes the whimpering, writhing mess because of her. I still want him to talk dirty as well though cause he’s so damn good at it. Thanks. You’re a peach :)

I had to think about it for awhile, and then work on it for awhile longer to get the motivation just right. Why is y/n taking control? The young punk IS good at dirty talking and getting his way. But hell hath no fury like a woman whose idiot boyfriend makes the mistake of believing he’s the one who seduced her, and somehow this spun into a nearly 6,000 word short one shot. I do hope that it fits the bill. Enjoy, dear! x. 

GENTLE REMINDER: Requests are closed – you can send things, and maybe I’ll feel inspired in the moment, but other than that I’ll keep them in my inbox for a rainy day/publish them to keep for safekeeping. 

“D’you know what, angel?”


Harry has bullied his way into a cuddle with his head is on your lap and you’re running your fingers easily through unruly chestnut ringlets while balancing your computer on the arm of the couch.

“S’been a year.”

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The Wedding

Teddy was only nineteen when he decided he wanted to marry Victoire, but it took him three years to work up the nerve. He was twenty two and she was twenty one. He invited the entire Weasley-Potter family, along with a few of his and her school friends from Hogwarts and his grandmother, Andromeda Tonks, to enjoy dinner at a large dining table behind The Burrow. His hair was bright blue since he was so happy that day and Victoire didn’t have a clue what he was planning. Some of the Weasley kids did and Teddy had had to bribe them to keep their mouths shut, but all seemed to be going well.

After dinner, he went into the kitchen and carried a batch of cupcakes. He handed one to everyone and they were all real, except one. He handed Victoire a plastic cupcake that was well-decorated and looked fairly real. She pulled it up to bite it, but was startled by how tough it was. He took her hand and guided it to a little silver latch, which she opened slowly with her gentle slender fingers. Inside was a beautiful gold band with a little sparkling diamond. She gasped, her hands covering her mouth after she put down the cupcake. The kids cheered and the adults grinned at the two as Teddy took her hand and got her to stand. He took the ring from the box and held it tightly as he knelt down, looking into her bright blue eyes, the same vibrant colour as his locks.

“Victoire Marguerite Weasley,” he began, feeling the heat creep across his face. “I love you very much and I’m pretty sure you love me too. We’ve spent our whole lives together. Will you do me the honour of letting me spend the rest my life with you and letting me be the husband of the most amazing person I could ever imagine?”

She didn’t even respond in words. She couldn’t speak. Her hand in his and the other on her mouth, her whole body quaked with laughter and joy as she nodded at him. She couldn’t stop grinning and neither could he. He picked her up by the waist and spun her, yelling “She said yes! She said yes!” Everyone was clapping and laughing and cheering. As he placed her gently to the ground, she pulled his face to hers and kissed his lips, as Molly II and Lucy yelled “Ew!” as they always did when the two kissed.

It was a beautiful day. They didn’t do much planning for the rest of the evening, but two days later they decided to have a few people over to Teddy’s flat to discuss the wedding plans. Rose, of course, was invited, but what really surprised everyone was that Scorpius was, too. He felt a little awkward as it was the first time he’d been to Teddy’s flat before and sat on the couch with his hands on his knees, listening. Rose, Albus and many of the other cousins who were older sat with them - at the table, on the floor and on the kitchen counter. Teddy offered them all drinks and Victoire told them what she and Teddy were planning.

“Ted and I have decided to tell you guys who are our bridesmaids and bridegrooms,” she told them, smiling as she stood beside Teddy, who was sipping a cup of tea. “We’ve chosen Dom as our Maid of Honour.”

“Thank you, Vic!” her sister squealed, getting up to hug her. They were very close.

“Rosie, Lil, Roxie, Winnie and Liz will be the other bridesmaids,” she continued after her sister sat down.

Liz was her best friend since they were at Hogwarts. A true Gryffindor, just like Vic, they’d all say. She was very dauntless, always trying to do stunts, like standing on her broom while flying or holding on to the railings off the sides of the staircases that moved at Hogwarts. Both of which were dumb ideas, but she wasn’t too hurt - nothing more than a broken arm. The Weasley-Potter family considered her family. Her father, a wizard, died when she was young, so she lived with her mother, a kind-hearted muggle who let the Weasleys and the Potters guide her in her journey to becoming a great witch.

Winnie was one of Teddy’s really close friends. In fact, there was a point in time where a lot of people thought they would date, but Teddy soon after confessed his love to Victoire, saying he’d had a crush on her since they were about twelve or thirteen. Winnie was in Teddy’s year at Hogwarts. She was muggle-born and a Hufflepuff. She was soft-spoken and gentle and loved to read. She reminded Harry of Luna Lovegood, with her blonde hair and sweet nature, but she was different, because she was not at all as secure in who she was. Her anxiety made her very nervous growing up, but Teddy helped her through it. Even Victoire helped her when she was getting ready for her first trip and date to Hogsmeade, which she strangely enough, wouldn’t go on till she was about sixteen. She was currently dating another of Teddy’s friends, Eric, who was there with them. She was one of those people Teddy was very comfortable talking to and Vic never, ever felt jealous of them, because they had such a sweet friendship, like Harry had with Hermione.

“Choosing my Best Man was really difficult, since I consider all six of you guys my bro’s. We decided Louis, since’ he’s gonna be my actual brother-in-law, but Freddy, James, Hugo, Albus and Scorpius are the other bridegrooms,” Teddy told them all, grinning.

“Wait… me? Really?” Scorpius asked, genuinely surprised. “I didn’t think you’d-”

“Of course, mate,” Teddy told him, smiling. “You’re a part of the family!”

“Well, thank you,” Scorp replied, gratefully, feeling sort of like he belonged. “I’m honoured.”

“Besides, you and Rosie are paired together,” Teddy added with a wink, making Rose groan and roll her eyes.

“Oh! This is so important, I almost forgot this - Freddy, James - please please please, no hijinks at the wedding!” Victoire begged, looking nervous.

James and Freddy laughed, saying they would be perfect gentlemen, but winking at each other as though it would be a bit different. Victoire showed them all the designs for dresses and suits, as well as the sort of setting they wanted - a nice, cool afternoon behind the Burrow, where they could have the wedding under a tent in the fields. That summer had been one filled with little rain and beautiful days and most of those days were spent with the Weasley-Potter kids running outside and playing Quidditch.

“Who’s going to be the flower girl? And the ring bearer?” Rose asked.

“Oh, right!” Teddy said, rubbing his blue hair, “Molly and Lucy can be flower girls, I guess?”

“And the little boy I used to babysit? Mum’s friend’s son? Jean Luc?” Victoire said, talking about a little French boy.

They both nodded. The group continued to talk about the wedding and how wonderful it would be. Eventually, they all left. It took two weeks to get everything planned, but they were happy with it. They settled on a week before the children had to leave for Hogwarts, since it was Rose, Scorpius and Albus’ fifth year and OWLs were supposed to be very tough this year since the slight syllabus change.

Each girl was clad in a different colour, with the same pattern- a beautiful white ribbon around their waist. Rose was in sky blue, Roxanne in yellow, Lilly in orange, Winnie in lilac and Liz in bright green. Interestingly, they were all in their favourite colours. The boys were put into suits with ties of the same colour as their partner’s dresses. Scorpius and Rose were of course put together, since the whole family wanted them to get together, even, quite strangely, Ron. Teddy was the most annoying about it, always teasing them mercilessly and trying to nudge them closer together whenever they sat beside him. Louis and Dominique were paired, but since they were sister and brother it was a bit weird for them.

Liz and Freddy were paired as well as Winnie with James. Both Winnie and Liz were annoyed with it, since Freddy and James kept trying to flirt with them and wiggling their eyebrows in silly ways. Winnie found James funny at first, but eventually they both begged for a change. Eventually, the boys were paired with their little sisters, who kept them in check by threatening to tell their mothers about the time they blew up an entire broom closet at Hogwarts. So, Liz and Winnie were paired with Albus and Hugo respectively, who were both much younger than them. Liz found Albus funny since he was so sarcastic, while Winnie found peace in the fact that Hugo was so quiet. Molly and Lucy loved being flower girls. They both were dressed in little white dresses, while Jean Luc was upset that his suit itched, but Teddy offered him a whole tub of ice cream if he didn’t scratch throughout the wedding. All was well.

Not to be cliche, but the wedding was beautiful. After the bridesmaids and bridegrooms walked arm in arm down the aisle to a gentle song, Bill walked his daughter down the aisle making everyone tear up as he kissed her forehead. He had tried to cover his scars, but they were evident on his face and hands and Fleur had told him not to be nervous, but he was.

“You look handsome, Daddy,” Victoire murmured to him. “I love you.”

“I love you too, Peaches,” he murmured to his daughter, looking lovingly down at her as he used the nickname he’d used since she got peach juice all over herself as a baby.

As the two read their vows, there wasn’t a dry eye in the place. Even Scorpius cried, although he never thought he would. The ceremony only lasted about half an hour, maybe forty five minutes. The reception was the really fun part. The whole family gathered in the large tent. It was somewhat like Bill and Fleur’s wedding, except they had a pellyvision which played pictures of the pair and their family and friends. They even played pictures of Teddy and the Malfoys, who were at the wedding, since he’d gotten to be friends with them since he was related to them through his mother. Even Lucius was there, although he refused to dance.

Draco and Harry talked at a table where Victoire had put the Malfoys, Potters and even Ron and Hermione. Ron didn’t talk to Draco much, but Ginny, Hermione and Astoria got along splendidly, so he sort of had to be polite. He was still upset about how he’d acted at Hogwarts, but he accepted the fact that Rose and Scorpius were friends now. The kids all danced and laughed together. Albus danced with Rose since they were such close friends as well as cousins, but it was playful and silly. Hagrid was invited too and even he was seen spinning a giggling Roxanne on the dance floor, because they got along splendidly. Lysander Scamander danced with Lilly, but it was a bit more of a slow dance and he couldn’t help blushing. When Victoire and Teddy’s dance came up, they swayed slowly to a lovely muggle song they both loved and the family was extremely happy. It was warm and bright in the tent and no one even noticed when night fell.

After a few hours filled with speeches and dances and good food, Scorpius gained the courage to whisper something to Rose.

“Posie, want to dance?” he asked, a bit nervous.

“I’ve never danced before… like, slow and stuff,” was her reply.

“I’ll teach you. Mum made me learn when I was younger,” he murmured, He took her little, soft hand and they walked away from the table.

They were next to Victoire and Teddy at the table at the front of the room and though most people were dancing, the lot of Weasley-Potter kids all stared somewhat discretely at the pair. Rose looked up at him as he put his hand on her waist and his other hand into hers. She put her hand on his shoulder, looking a bit concerned. Scorpius nodded, to say she was doing the right thing and smiled down at her. He explained that all she had to do was look down and follow the movement of his feet. She nodded silently, looking at his dark shoes, well-polished, as he stepped backwards and forwards. She giggled when he spun her around and pulled her closer to him. He kept staring at her bright blue eyes, with her light red hair naturally curled around them.

“Posie, have I told you you look really, incredibly, completely, unprecedentedly beautiful tonight?” he asked her, softly.

“How long did it take you to memorize that?” she asked, loudly and laughing at him.

“About thirty seconds after I saw you in that dress,” he murmured.

She was silent, which was strange for her, because Rose Weasley was one of the biggest chatterboxes in her entire family. She was more than that to him, though. In his eyes, she was so intelligent, even though she was a Gryffindor. In his eyes, she was braver than he could ever be, because she was such a strong advocate for S.P.E.W, which he wasn’t because of his father and grandfather. In his eyes, she was so funny, with her silly jokes and occasionally clumsy nature. In his eyes, she was beautiful, in fact, the most beautiful person he’d ever met. Not just in how she looked, but in how she moved. Strange, to think it was beautiful the way someone moved. She wasn’t necessarily graceful, but just so free. She did what she felt, she was jumpy and quick when playing Quidditch, but gentle and soft when she was reading. She’d turn the pages as though she were holding little birds between her fingertips. Her handwriting was impeccable. Her hair was flawless, in his eyes, even though most people thought it ghastly to have such thick red curls. In his eyes, her nose was cutest when it was red and her eyes were brightest when she was laughing and they’d crinkled round the edges and her cheeks were dotted with the most amazing little freckles and her lips….

Her lips…

“Is that lipstick you’re wearing?” he asked.

“Yes,” she answered, giggling, “Why do you ask, Mr. Malfoy?”

“Well, Miss Weasley-Peasley, I’ve never seen you in lipstick before.”

“Dominique did it,” she told him. “She made me wear lipstick and make-up and stuff. She even loaned me some perfume.”

“Funny, I’m wearing cologne,” he told her, after spinning her another time.

“Okay, well, I’m going to sniff you now,” she murmured, before nuzzling her nose into his chest.

Rose was a lot shorter than him, so he couldn’t smell the perfume on her up close, but the aroma hinted from her arm around his neck. He smelled something like flowers, a whole bundle of them. She smelled something like the aftershave that her father used and pine trees. She wondered if this is what Amortentia would smell like and she leaned her ear to his chest and closed her eyes. They weren’t really dancing so much as hugging and swaying to the music, his arms around her waist and hers around his neck.

“I can hear your heart beating,” she told him, quietly as they swayed.

“I can smell mangoes in your hair. It’s really sweet,” he replied, then said goofily, “I wonder if it tastes like mangoes.”


With that, he pulled a lock of her hair into his mouth. She laughed loudly as he spat it out, saying how it was a terrible idea and he didn’t know why he’d done it. She giggled against him and he could feel her stomach move as she laughed and looked at his face, her chin boring into his chest a bit. He looked at her pursed lips yet again and she wondered what he was thinking.

“You’re too silly, Scorpius,” she said, playing with the little blonde hairs at the back of his neck.

He was really thinking of all the times she’d said she hated him as they were growing up, because he teased her loads. Those words really stung him, because he’d always loved her, secretly. The teasing was more of a mechanism for her to notice him, because she was so wrapped up in her schoolwork and her family that he felt invisible. In the past year they’d become close, but he had to ask what she thought of him.

“Rose?” he murmured, softly. “You don’t really hate me, do you?”

“Well, for such a smart guy, you ask a lot of dumb questions.”

“That’s true.” He chuckled.

“Do you like me?”

“Yes, you’re my best friend. Of course I do.”

“Do you… think of me as… just your best friend?”

She was nervous and frightened. She knew this would come, because she had noticed how he’d treated her lately. He’d wait in the doorway when she was the last one in class even if it meant he’d be late too. He’d send her owls every day in the summer, telling her loads of things. He’d make her laugh all the time when she was sad or in pain, like when she had her period and had stomach cramps. She trusted him. He trusted her. But they weren’t sure at all what their relationship could become. She put a hand to his face. She didn’t notice, but her family was holding their breath. She’d never done anything like this with Scorpius before. They all wanted to see and even little Molly  and Lucy, who hated kissing or dating or any of those things, were craning their necks around the crowd to see.

“I think of you as my Scorpius,” she told him, with her cheeks tinted red.

“And I think of you as my Rose,” he replied, blushing as well.

With that, he leaned down - mostly because she was tugging at his face gently - and pressed his lips to hers. It was a soft kiss and Rose felt like she was melting. He’d never kissed anyone before and neither had she. They were so, so nervous, both of their stomachs filled with swarms of fluttering butterflies and both their hearts beating erratically. Their eyes were shut tightly. They’d stopped dancing entirely now, they were so still as they moved their lips against each others. Rose’s face was bright red, even her ears felt warm and Scorpius’s hands were trembling. When they pulled away, Rose’s nose was pressed against Scorpius’s and they giggled at the sight of each other’s faces being so close.

It took a minute for the two to realize that everyone was staring at them. Teddy had one of the widest grins on his face that they’d ever seen, second only to how he looked when he finally saw Victoire in her wedding dress. Lilly and Albus were clapping and James walked over to pat Scorpius on the back. Ron seemed nervous, for some reason, but Hermione gently stroked his hair to comfort him. He’d just watched his little girl kiss the son of a boy he’d hated growing up, but was accepting the concept of them dating. Molly and Lucy didn’t even think it was gross and Lucy, who was only seven, decided to kiss poor Jean Luc, who didn’t speak English very well and didn’t understand when she asked if she could and afterwards ran away screaming.

“I knew this would happen! Yes!” Teddy cheered, hugging Victoire tightly and cheering.

Draco laughed happily as he’d always known about Scorpius’ crush on Rose. Astoria was happy for the pair. She’d always wanted her son to find love and not to be forced into marriage, even though her arranged marriage worked splendidly. Rose and Scorpius were shy about it, holding hands even after the party was over and Teddy and Victoire went off to their honeymoon. Rose and her family were staying at the Burrow with Arthur to help clean up, but Scorpius insisted on staying for a while, deciding to let Ron take him home in his flying car later on. They changed into more comfortable clothes as it was very, very late - almost eleven o’clock. Rose wore the clothes she kept at the Burrow - some soft sweatpants and a t-shirt, while Scorpius borrowed an outfit that belonged to Albus - a white shirt and pajama pants with Golden Snitches on it.

“Was that your first kiss, too?” Rose asked him as they washed dishes.

“Yep,” he replied. “But Merlin that was wonderful.”

She laughed, splashing a bit of water on him playfully as he pushed some hair out of her face gently. He was trying to be smooth, but she was so giggly. James had told him that most of the time when girls are kissed by someone they like for the first time, they usually smile and laugh a lot even days after. Of course, he’d know, since he’d kissed tons of girls - probably half the girls in his grade and even then a few in the grade below. Scorpius didn’t care about any of the other girls in his year. They were all the same to him. Rose was different and he loved her.

They laughed as it became a little bit of a fight, with Rose throwing soap suds at him and him doing the same to her. They were covered with soap after a few minutes and had to dry up the kitchen floor, but it was so, so worth it, because they were together and happy and loved, even if they hadn’t admitted it yet. It was the most wonderful day they’d ever spent together and it was even more wonderful when they had finished cleaning at one in the morning and got to cuddle by the fire and sip hot chocolate. When Scorpius had to leave, they shared one last kiss goodbye. It was a mostly quiet ride home.

“You had fun, tonight?” Ron asked him, keeping his eyes on the road.

“I did, sir.”

“I’m really happy for Teddy and Victoire. Are you?”

“Of course!” he replied with a smile. There was a long pause until Ron spoke.

“You know I trust you with Rosie, right?”

“I should hope so, sir,” he replied, politely. Then he admitted quietly, “I don’t know if she knows this yet, but I really, really love her.”

“You do?”


“Not a lot of young men would admit that,” Ron said, looking at him with a little smile for a few seconds before turning his eyes to the road.

“Thank you, sir.”

“Still like the Chudley’s, Scorpius?” he asked with a grin.

“Not as much as Posie,” Scorpius replied, smiling back at him.

“Me too, Scorpius,” Ron murmured, as they flew off into the night. “Me too.”

anonymous asked:

Dipper stooped over at his desk working on mysteries and Bill giving him neck rubs.

Bill is determined as all hell to make sure Dipper doesn’t kill himself with work.



Dipper was a very serious paranormal investigator. Once he was given something to decode he wouldn’t stop until the code was cracked and the mystery solved. Whether it be as something as easy a Caesar Cipher, or something like Journal 3’s Author’s code, which a record of had never been written down, Dipper would crack it. Forgoing all sleep and human needs he would sit at his desk until it was done.

Until Bill freaking Cipher.

So, okay, at first the neck rubs had been really, really nice and Dipper had been near purring after the first one, Bill pressing gentle kisses to his cheeks and forehead after finishing. It wasn’t until he was almost asleep he figured out what the tricky demon was up to and locked him out of his room, Bill whining and complaining the whole time.

He should have known declaring war on Bill Cipher would end in disaster.

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cheshire-kas  asked:

Dude, dude, imagine this. So human!Bill and Dip are sitting up on the roof of the mystery shack, right? Dip starts falling asleep, so to stay awake, he starts naming off the constellations. At one point, he falls asleep in Bill's arms

….Goddamn you… How did you know that I was a star nerd at Dipper’s age…HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU MISCHIEVOUS CAT!!!

Star Nerd


Dipper was a star nerd. He could name every constellation in the sky and every star in that constellation with no hesitation. He also had the habit of rambling off every fact of every star he could think of when he was star gazing. So when Bill, who had lately been taking his fifteen-year-old human form more and more lately, dragged him up to the roof for a midnight date he knew it wouldn’t end well.

“And that’s Cassiopeia, named after the vain Queen in Greek mythology who kept boasting about her beauty. It was one of the 48 constellations listed by Ptolemy and it’s still one of the modern 88! The brightest star in it’s constellation is Schedar- Oh! And that’s Ursa Major! The body and tail of the bear actually make up part of the Big Dipper, which is the first constellation I learned, as you can guess and-” Feeling a hand cover his mouth after the twenty minutes of rambling he had done he blinked and looked up to Bill, who had a wide grin on his face.

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