bill what even was this

coffeeandcastiel  asked:

I just sent an ask about the differences sbout the TB i work at vs the ine i used to work at. This one doesnt even require a manager to check big bills. I mean, i know its Vegas, so 100s and 50s arent as rare. Its still just so weird to me. I never had to check big bills myself. I'm not even sure what im looking for. I just check in the light for that little strip inside and use the pen and it never comes back brown??? Idek

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My part of an art trade with @bippwirter who wanted beast wirt & bipper, sorry it took so long

Okay but what about apartment au where, of all people, roe and guarnere are roommates like can you imagine what that would be like cuz I can

- bill is the cook because gene is so perpetually exhausted half the time he goes to start the coffee machine and he’ll forget to put water in
- bill didn’t tell gene he could cook though until he came home one day and found gene trying to cook spaghetti and it broke bills Italian heart
- doc starts out bandaging bill after his stupid shenanigans, but after the third (bill says it’s the third time really it’s the eighth time) gene makes a jar that bill has to fill with money and trinkets (scissors anyone?) that’s labeled “stupidity fund”
- everyone assumes that between the two of them bill is crankier in the morning, but luz comes swaggering in unannounced (unwelcome) and gets a med textbook to the face
- bill feels bad for making gene come home from exhausting classes and grueling shifts to loud parties and babe eating all their cereal so he makes sure to cook something Cajun once a month
- their first argument as roommates was a total disaster because neither could understand the other because their accents got thicker and thicker the angrier they got

How Bill turned into a terrorist
  • Bill: aww..!come on Pine Tree! What can I do for you to love me???
  • Dipper: nothing! I won't love even if you explode an entire town!
  • Bill: ...
  • Dipper: What?
  • Bill: then what's about I burn down a whole country?
  • Dipper: What?!?? Bill no!
  • Bill: Bill yes! Just wait here and I'll be back!
  • Dipper: Bill no!!!

“Got to be at least some kind of cousins,” said the Archchancellor. “It’s not a common name. Have another beer.”
“I had a look through the Unseen records once,” said Rincewind morosely. “They never had a Rincewind before.” He upended the can of beer and finished the dregs. “Never had a relative before, come to that. Never ever.” He pulled the top off another can. “No one to do all those little things relatives are s’posed to do, like… like… like send you some horrible cardigan at Hogswatch, stuff like that.”
“You got a first name? Mine’s Bill.”
“‘s a good name, Bill Rincewind. Dunno if I’ve even got a first name.”
“What do people usually call you, mate?”
“Well, they usually say, ‘Stop him!’“ said Rincewind, and took a deep draught of beer. “Of course, that’s just a nickname. When they want to be formal they shout ‘Don’t let him get away!’“

– on Rincewind’s name | Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

because nothing screams “FASHION!” like rhinestones on your boots

Hetalia Characters as Teachers (part 3)
  • Finland: The math teacher that all of the students who pay attention and do their homework really love because he's super sweet and gives out snacks when you come in for tutoring but he's also actually really strict on rules and makes you call home if you didn't do your homework, it's terrible.
  • Sweden: The wood shop teacher who no one understands. He mumbles so much and the students always have to sort of piece together what he said based on what each of them heard. He's really chill though, you have to mess up really bad to get in trouble.
  • Denmark: The dorky science teacher who sometimes shows Bill Nye even though this is advanced biology what are you doing??? Students either love him and think he's the best or think he's a loser and generally find his enthusiasm really annoying.
  • Norway: The science teacher who also thinks Denmark is a loser and generally finds his enthusiasm really annoying. To most students he seems like a pretty normal teacher, doesn't talk much other than when he's lecturing, but those who get to know him discover that he's a pretty weird guy too, and he apparently believes in bigfoot.
  • Iceland: The new English teacher who acts very cool and hip and tries to pretend he doesn't care but actually cares so much. He really just wants all of the other teachers to approve of him and to keep this job. The students love him though because he's young and "gets them".
  • Lithuania: The kindest history teacher. His class is all business, relatively dull, but this poor guy will do anything to help his students pass. He gives retakes, extensions, extra credit, but he's always really trying to make sure they're actually learning.
  • Estonia: That one teacher who seems to teach like ten different subjects. He usually teaches choir an economics, but it seems like every time an extra section of a class gets opened up, he's the one who's stuck with it. He likes what he does, though, and always seems happy to teach whatever is thrown at him.
  • Latvia: The teaching assistant who is very nervous, and will quickly do anything the teacher wants but for some reason always seems really afraid to mess up. The students kinda feel bad for him, and they always watch as he runs out of the room to make copies.
  • Netherlands: The cool English teacher who you can talk to about anything. Students are completely open with him and they never get into trouble or get scolded. Also everyone wants to fuck him, and every once in a while a rumor will pop up that someone actually did.