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Actual lines from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, part quatro
  • [imitating Rey]
  • Finn: Oh, Kylo! I know that I am a Jedi, and you’re a Sith Lord and it would be impossible for us to be together, but…
  • Poe: [imitating Kylo] But… my family problems and internal torment with the Dark Side sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh, Rey…
  • Finn: Yes, Kylo?
  • Poe: Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!
  • Finn: And just because I nearly killed you that one time and the fact you killed your own father doesn’t mean that we can’t just be friends.
  • Poe: Or possibly more?
  • Finn: Gasp! No! We mustn’t!
  • Poe: Kiss me!
  • Finn: Bite me!
  • Poe: [back to him] Ew, no, what the fuck, Finn?
  • Finn: [back to him] Aw, come on, I thought we were doing the whole Reylo is the Star Wars equivalent to Bangel thing?
  • Poe: We were but you made it weird! Was that too weird, Rey?
  • Rey: …uh, yeah. I haven’t even dated Kylo once, why did you make it sound like I’m into him?
  • Finn: …I don’t know. I felt a disturbance in the Force that told me hundreds of people have begun following the way of the Reylo. They have called themselves shippers and they worship the one they call trash son.
  • Rey:
  • Finn: What, I’m Force sensitive. That happened while you were out with Luke.
  • *MEANWHILE in the First Order*
  • Kylo: One day my love, we will be together again.
  • Hux: Kylo, she tried to kill you. Let it go. And last time I checked, she seems to be interested in the Finn lad-
  • Kylo: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND LOVE, WEASLEY.
  • Kylo: *runs to his room, humming Sugar We’re Going Down Swinging*