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EXO’s reaction to you flirting your way out of a ticket

Baekhyun: “don’t worry I’m from EXO I got this.” *smirks at you and tries to bribe the cop with a selfie or an autograph but fails miserably*

You: “wow I love your uniform, I bet girls throw themselves at you all the time” *you wink and bite your lip*

Baekhyun: SLUT” *will not admit he’s jealous that you succeeded*

Chanyeol: *freaks out inside when you get pulled over, he tries to keep his cool but fails* “HOLY SHIT DON’T MOVE DON’T MOVE”

You: “I’m sorry officer it won’t happen again I hope you’re as nice as your looks and might consider letting us go?” *smile bigger than Chanyeol ever does and he lets you go*

Chanyeol: *is shocked at first but then when you start driving again he just starts laughing like crazy and starts singing* “PREACH TO THE QUEEN, PREACH TO THE QUEEN”

Chen: “hi officer I’m really sorry. We’ll be safer next time. What’s the damage?”

You: *you’re not ready to give up yet and you start working your magic* “do all officers look like that? Damn your muscles are huge”

Chen: *gif*

D.O: *stays quiet and just apologizes*

You: *keep staring at the cop’s lips* “is there anything i can do to change this?” *the cop thinks kyungsoo is your little brother so he walks back to his car and gets a piece of paper “yeah your number”*

D.O: *satansoo mode activated* “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY”

Luhan: “I’m a man let me handle this”

You: “oh please, watch this.” *you start flirting with the cop and he falls for it and starts complementing you*

Luhan: *doesn’t stay quiet for a second* “i’m sorry don’t even think you could get a girl like that you doughnut machine”

*the cop gets really mad and writes you an even higher fine, then he winks at Luhan and walks away*

Luhan: *gets out of the car and starts cursing the cop and almost punches him in the face* “don’t fucking walk away be a fucking man and deal with me. if you don’t think you can then maybe you’re smarter then i thought” *you bail him out of jail the next morning*

Kris: *sees you trying to flirt with the cop*

Kris: “are you 4 real right now” *hands the cop a 100 dollar bill* “here officer this is for your suffering, i’m sorry for the sexual harassment you’ve just experienced”

You: “bu…but what about the…”

Kris: “shut up. please. for your own sake”

Suho: *is embarrassed by your flirting* “babe..babe did you forget who i am?”

You: “shh let me handle this”

Suho:

Sehun: “OH MY GOD stop being such a cry baby it’s just 50$ i make more than that in one minute”

you: *you continue flirting and you manage to lower the fine to 20$* “see no one can resist my charms”

Sehun: “good for you”

Lay: “what are you…oh no.. no stop”

*when the cop turns around you realize it was a girl all along*

Lay:

Tao: *starts flirting first* “the only fine i see is you”

Xiumin: *you start flirting with the cop and he just sits quietly waiting to see if you’ll succeed*

you: *you succeeded and Xiumin just starts slow clapping*

Xiumin: “damn why don’t you talk to me like that?”

You: “because you don’t fine me”

Xiumin: “well i guess i should start”

Kai: *sees what you’re trying to do while you fail completely*

Kai: “oh god here we go”

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#HandsOffTheHomeless: Faith leaders, politicians, community organizers, and civil rights advocates gathered in front of City Hall to demand an end to the NYPD’s “sweeps” of homeless people from public space and other instances of inhumane treatment of the homeless by police.

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#HandsOffTheHomeless: Faith leaders, politicians, community organizers, and civil rights advocates gathered in front of City Hall to demand an end to the NYPD’s “sweeps” of homeless people from public space and other instances of inhumane treatment of the homeless by police.