bill down

So you’re telling me??

They are releasing Bill Cosby , a loser who raped over 50 women, Charles Manson a psycho who murdered a pregnant woman and OJ a jerk who slaughtered two people including his own wife!!… and they all might get paid jobs, books and reality shows out of prison??

But I’m a well behaved kid who graduated from a good college and I still can’t find a decent paying job? Lol gotta love the world we live in!

Foam (00Tanner)

This is my fill for Prompt 101 of the Anonymous Prompt Exchange

“Put that gun down” Bill sighed heavily as he made his way inside of the bedroom when Bond opened the door, eager to soak up a bit of the cool air bestowed upon the hotel guests by the air conditioning: he was an Englishman through and through and the humid, suffocating heat in Macau was driving him insane - despite the fact that he was wearing a linen short-sleeved shirt and corduroy trousers, clothes that were supposed to be comfortable in the heat and not to stick to his skin like a shroud.

James pushed the door closed after briefly spying behind Bill’s shoulders to make sure that no one had been following him “What are you doing here?” He inquired curiously, pouring the both of them an healthy drink.

James knew that Tanner had been an agent in the past - not a Double-Oh, but still he knew his way around the field and it was unlikely that he had forgotten all the instincts that he has acquired through hands-on experience: James was surprised to see Tanner there because, to his knowledge, the man had never been sent on a mission since he had become an executive.

“Q is afraid of flying” Bill offered as an answer, shrugging before tossing back his drink “And I drew the shortest stick”

“Of course he is” James observed with a smirk in place.

Bill observed as the man sauntered back in front of the mirror to cover the lower part of his face with shaving cream “Don’t be mean to him: he’s not a field operative” he chided, taking the straight razor from Bond’s hand.

“You handle that with ease”

“My father had one” Bill offered as an explanation, tilting the razor under the light to study the evennes of the blade; unsurprisingly, it looked well-cared for and sharp like a throwing knife.

“Mine too” James grinned, turning around “Want to give it a try?”

“Is that a roundabout way to test me?” Bill inquired, momentarily folding the razor to inspect the freshly whipped up shaving cream.

“It’s a way to ask you to make yourself useful”

Bill rolled his eyes but nudged the agent towards the chair “You’ll have to sit down”

James let himself be manoeuvred in place and, while he trusted the other man, his stomach knotted at the idea of letting him so close to him with a sharp object - it was a natural response to James, one that years in the field had ingrained in him. Though, when he felt the gentle and careful dragging of the razor against his skin, James relaxed and let Tanner tilt his head in whichever way he needed “You’re good at this”

“Now that I have your stamp of approval I feel so much better” Bill snarked, eyes focused on the agent’s face to make sure that the blade wasn’t going to nick the skin as he swiped it up towards a sharp cheekbone “Shut up or I’ll cut you” he admonished.

James tutted “Rude” he sentenced playfully but he did shut up and let Tanner work in peace. Only when the man was done and had washed his face with a damp towel, James tugged him down by the tie and teasingly kissed him “Thank you”

Used to Bond’s impish character, Bill wasn’t particularly surprised by the act in itself - but his own reaction was something he hadn’t been expecting: low in the pit of his belly, Bill felt arousal slowly uncoil. True, he hadn’t gotten laid in a while - there was just too much work to be done - but Bill hadn’t thought he was so.. desperate “What a lousy way to show your gratefulness” he murmured, both teasing and inviting if Bond wanted to take the hint.

James’ eyes sparkled in the low and warm lights of the hotel room “Oh? My bad” he retorted, wrist twisting to take a better hold on the other’s tie “Let me make it up to you”

  • Snape: Mr. Potter, why don't you read first?
  • Harry: Alright, Chapter 1; Surviving your fascist Potions Professor who needs to put kids down to feel big.
  • Harry: Oh wow! This is useful guys, we should read on!

Fancy dinner dates spent pocketing breadsticks and silverware. I give it twenty minutes tops before they either get kicked out or decide on skipping the tab.

I am So Done with these criticisms I keep seeing like “It was good and all but Diego Luna didn’t work for me casting-wise, he was too wiry and soft-spoken, not action-movie enough” and I’m like??? SPY???? That’s the point???? Honestly people need to stop forcing the Hypermasculine Jason Statham Aesthetic bullshit irrelevantly onto characters that bear literally no comparison.

Originally posted by lunadiego

*donald trump + brexit + general world shit happens*

doctor who execs: oh HELL NAWWWWWW FJCK ‘em!!! this season we gonna have so much fkn optimism!!!! we are gonna have a happy black lesbian for a companion and the master is gonna turn over a new fkn leaf because evil doesn’t have to be permanent and people need to know that RIGHT NOW!! ep 1 is gonna b a lesbian love story, then we gonna have an ep thats like YO FUCK CAPITALISM and then we gonna have an ep that’s gonna be hella fkn weird but the important message will be that consent can only be given out of love and complete trust AND THEN these fascists crusty ass monks are gonna fuck the world over with fake fuckin news and we’re gonna tell humanity to WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! while still giving hope for a better and brighter future because if we don’t what are we even fuckin here for we aren’t even gonna kill nardole get me a cup of fkn tea cos im gonna spill!! it!!

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here comes M-O 

yeah he has a design sheet

he doesnt get paid enough for the things he has to deal with. and by not enough I mean not at all. somebody bring him to somewhere he can slack off a bit

Watched Batman & Bill last night, a documentary about the attempts of Marc Tyler Nobleman to find an heir of Bill Finger who can push DC Comics to finally give Bill creator credit on Batman stories.

My favorite thing about it is that it would’ve been fairly easy to find Bill’s granddaughter, Athena Finger, who had kept her maiden name and who had a MySpace page on which her dog Bruce Wayne was prominently displayed.

But Nobleman never thought to look for a granddaughter, because he was convinced Bill’s only son, Fred Finger, had been gay.

He wasn’t. According to Fred’s ex-wife, he was bisexual.

And so instead Nobleman ended up going through a laborious process to hunt down Bill’s ex-wife’s cousins, who told him of Athena’s existence once he finally found them.

Anyway, Athena eventually ended up successfully getting the credit changed. 

And she almost didn’t, because of bisexual erasure.

Don’t let anyone tell you queer studies doesn’t have practical applications, kids.

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Now you can mail your ashes to Republican lawmakers who voted away your health insurance

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