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The Ausfahrt Chronicles - Chapter One - Part 4 - More Than a Matchbox

Bill sighed and tossed the balled-up hamburger wrapper into the back of his cabin, where it made its home amidst the mountain of other wrappers. Hilda sipped her nondescript soda from her nondescript fast food restaurant cup. They’d been sitting in his beloved Dancing Queen’s cabin for over three hours, and had been searching for Marty and Young Mister much, much longer. The past four days had been as slow as they’d been uneventful, and they were fresh out of ideas. Soon, Bill predicted, they’d be fresh out of hope, too. Not even sitting in his precious truck with a beloved friend by his side could boost his morale. They both stared from the cabin into the parking lot of the Grand Temple, watching Jerry play frisbee by himself in the midday sun, both hoping beyond hope that a lead would present itself.

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Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.

omg guys, there’s this series of GF shorts named “Shop at Home with Mr. Mystery” which originally aired in November 2015 and is basically a bunch of fake commercials featuring puppet!Stan trying to ged rid of various Mystery Shack junk, and I really regret not watching it sooner because it’s a *freaking treasure*. can’t remember the last time I got this inspired to draw GF shit :D

(Bill and Stan’s phone talk is from this short and this line actually made me freak out for a second because knowing Alex, it’s either a subtle foreshadowing to the finale, or a hint that Bill is still in Stan’s mind :)))

Looking back, I can’t remember the truth. I blew everything out of proportion so I could feel the hurt and betrayal and write about it in vivid detail. It was my own method of torture. My own undoing; and I enjoyed every second of it.
—  c.j.n.

Reasons I should be a billionaire:

  1. I would do extravagant but nice things like paying off stranger’s GoFundMes or dropping huge wads of cash on struggling artists at artist alleys or leaving hundred dollar tips on a twenty dollar restaurant bill.
  2. I’d be able to hug all my friends who live in far away places whenever I wanted to.
  3. I am small and cute and thus deserve several billion dollars.