bill burr quotes

I think Trump got in because of eight years of Obama and progressive left, and I think they got in because of eight years of Bush and Cheney, and I think they got in because of eight years of Clinton, and I think he got in because of eight years of Clinton and Bush. It goes way conservative and then it goes way fucking liberal. My problem with both sides is the way they ram their ideologies down your fucking throat. If you have a difference of opinion on the right, usually, it means you’re against America, you don’t support the troops, and you’re a socialist. On the left, if you don’t agree with them you’re a caveman, you’re a sexist, you’re a racist, any of those fucking things. But both sides equally try to get you to lose your job and destroy your ability to earn a living because of your beliefs.
—  Bill Burr
  • Draco: Okay so let me get this straight... God's everywhere right?
  • Hermione: Yep, everywhere, all the time.
  • Draco: Okay, so God's everywhere... but we have to go down to church to see him? Really?
  • Hermione: That's where you visit him yes. Church is like God's house.
  • Draco: Then why is he mad at me down there!? He asked me to visit!! And Why in the name of Merlin's pants do I owe HIM money?!?!