writer 1: ok so in this scene this girl intimidates rory by threatening paris
writer 2: how about she says, “if paris thinks she can ignore what i have to say, she’s out of her mind” or “she needs a wake-up call”
writer 1: hm no how about like… “if paris thinks she can ignore what i have to say, she’s in for a major bikini wax”
writer 2: i’m uh, 100,000% sure that’s not a real expression todd
writer 1: no it’s like, hip, it’s what the teens say
writer 2: i mean like… ok, but what does rory say in response to that? she can say “gross” or “that’s rude” or something.
writer 1: no she’s gonna say “thanks for the visual”
writer 2: what? like she just… we’re implying rory is standing there painting a mental picture of paris’s vagina?
writer 1: sure
writer 2: look let’s… let’s just have her say, “if paris thinks she can ignore me, she’s wrong” and then rory says like, “you’re not going to get away with this”
writer 1: no. fuck you. this girl is going to say “paris” and “bikini wax” in the same sentence and rory is going to process that mental image and think about paris rubbing aloe vera on her freshly waxed pussy and then she is going to say, “thank you, random ginger bowl cut girl, for blessing me with this vision”
writer 2: isn’t that a little like… homoerotic
writer 1: next season i’m gonna make paris kiss rory on the mouth
writer 2: what the fuck
writer 1: [now spraying silver spray paint directly into his mouth] witness me