biggest joint ever

“Transistor”

Tumblr is my transistor, It amplifies my creativity to an unfathomable level..O..MY..God..WHATHEEFUCK 7 times radar action :D if i could quantify my emotion atm it would be sitting on cloud 9 with the biggest joint ever filled with euphoria and the most gracious pleasant vibes, I truly have a friend when it comes to Tumblr and you COULD TOOOOOO!!! for only 9.95!!! You Heard me Folks ONLY Fucking NINE Ninety Fi…jk ;) you ever been to a place and it sucked complete ass, and all you could think about was when can I leave…I really wanna go home :/ and when you get home, your like at last im where I wanna be, you start doing shit you haven’t did in two years because your so happy to be comfortable again and super glad to be home. That’s how I feel here :> I love you guys ( no gender bs).

ODD THOMAS SENTENCE MEME

( A mixture of book & movie quotes !! The book sequels to come soon ! )

  • I’m not a celebrity. I am not the child of a celebrity. I have never been abused by, married to, or provided a kidney to a celebrity.
  • I do lead an unusual life.
  • Hey! No touchy-feely!
  • It’s too bad a car can’t love you back.
  • We are not strangers to ourselves, we only try to be.
  • What’s wrong? Is there anything I can do?
  • No. It’s something you’ve alredy done.
  • Her blood is in your pocket.
  • Most people would think that’s a weird thing to say, but you don’t think it’s very weird, do you?
  • Since I like my face the way it is, I learned how to handle myself.
  • The most identifying trait of humanity is our ability to be inhumane to one another.
  • Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one’s cow had exploded.
  • Alliteration seems to offend people.
  • I may see dead people, but then, by God, I do something about it!
  • I’m sorry, but I do not have a “go easy” button!
  • Call me strange. Others do.
  • Perserverance is impossible if we don’t permit ourselves to hope.
  • Too much mystery is merely an annoyance. Too much adventure is exhausting. And a little terror goes a long way.
  • Being thing that can happen to a man/woman/person is a good man/woman/person.
  • Here in the summer desert, winter found my blood.
  • The dead don’t talk. I don’t know why.
  • Here we go again; busted furniture and shattered glass everywhere.
  • You so complicate my life.
  • He ran, and naturally, I gave chase.
  • Naturally.
  • Evil is coming.
  • Good morning, Elvis.
  • Some lives, conducted with grace, are beautiful arcs bridging this world to eternity.
  • You (We) are destined to be together forever.
  • I am not afraid of death. Of course, I’m not ready to go on a date with him either.
  • Would you throw yourself off of a cliff for me?
  • You reek of intelligence and integrity.
  • What’s with the cat ate the canary smile?
  • Tonight is date night.
  • We’re weird and screwed up, but we’re okay.
  • So, you deny me my weirdness but agree that I’m screwed up?
  • You won’t find the truth of life in morbidity, only in hope.
  • We may lack riches, but the greatest fortune is what lies in our hearts.
  • This town’s in serious trouble.
  • Do you see death in me?
  • There’s something about a dead guy trying to get a laugh that just bugs me.
  • Even in death, we still have the pathetic need to be liked.
  • I think you are adorable.
  • Adorable? Really? Puppies are adorable.
  • You are better than a bloodhound.
  • Sometimes complex and difficult moral choices are decided less by reason and by right than by sentiment.
  • This is bad for business.
  • Now would be a good time to run.
  • I found a gateway to Hell.
  • This place looks like a shrine—-a shrine to guys who like to make belts out of women’s nipples.
  • Did you check the refridgerator for severed heads?
  • Where else would you expect to find severed heads?
  • That sound periously close to bullshit.
  • You better not be hauling any dead guys on my scooter.
  • You’re not like most people.
  • We have a problem.
  • Does that mean get on with it, or up your’s?
  • My blood has cholesteral molecules the size of marshmallows in it, if it wasn’t for a little righteous outrage now and again, my arteries would completely collapse!
  • Time feels like a terrible black wave that wishes to crash down and engulf us.
  • Death is frequently the reward for the reckless and the timid alike.
  • We are not, however, a species that can choose the baggage with which it must travel. In spite of our best intentions, we always find that we have brought along a suitcase or two of darkness, and misery.
  • People scare me more than anything, for I know too well the savagery of which humankind is capable
  • If you see him reach into his pocket, he’s probably not going for a breath mint.
  • Fate is not a straight raod, there are many forks in it.

  • I promise you, on the other side of tomorrow, I will have all of my stuffing in tact.
  • If I get caught, I’ll either be arrested for murder, or for rolling what looks like the biggest joint ever.
  • I’m scared and I"m supposed to be fearless.
  • Shot dead? Really? Who does need it?
  • Do you love me?
  • I love you more than life itself.
  • Knock, knock!
  • I wish I’d listened to you.
  • This is our realm. You can’t physically him a living person.
  • One more and they could buy group health insurance, or form a rock band.
  • The joys of life can be found anywhere. Far places only offer exotic ways to suffer.
  • In the belly of Leviathan, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere
  • Be happy. Perservere.