biggest douchebag award

I was going through all my unfinished and rejected text files (there’s… quite a few). So, instead of leaving them to collect dust on my computer, I decided hey, why the hell not. Think of these as the roughest of rough doodles. Doodles that might be missing hands. Or are all drawn in side-profile. Most of these are NOT finished.

kinda based on this thing here


If there was a world’s biggest douchebag award you’d be winning the motherfucking shit out of it. But you can’t stop staring at John’s boobs.

It’s awful. You’re awful.

Hate it, that you’re not better than this, that after a fucking decade of John being John your love twizzler still goes hello ladies at the sight of John’s chest and he’s not, they’re not, it’s just him, John, your best friend and your best bro and complete full package deal asshole and god damn it, he has the cutest frickin’ boobs. You’re scum, you’re horrible and you deserve so many pinecones up your fucking ass you can out-fart a Febreze.

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TVD 6x03 "Welcome to Paradise"

• I love bad Stefan

• Carenzo, breakfast buddies 

• I still think that Sarah girl is related to Bonnie

• “quick answer, NO" 

• quick message to Liv and Tyler

• Liam

• Bamon, so hilarious 

• Once again, I want Steroline back, as friends! 

• okay, Stef I love you but you stay away from Enzo

• Carenzo feels

• "but I’m not Stefan” OMG you can actually see the hurt in his eyes

• “that’s my car” Damon making car sounds

• “This sound is the opposite sound of your voice, and I so enjoy it.”

• “I gonna tell Elena how much I love her”

• Elena jumping in the lake

 • “nice family chat” this episode is hilarious

• Jay

• I’m so happy with all those Carolena moments

• “Bonnie’s gone, Stefan’s gone.” (Klaus’s gone)

• OMG! Adam from Carrie Diaries

• Liam and Elena

• Jay’s death

• Listen Kai, you do not mess with my Damon

• I still think he’s cute tho

• yaay magic’s back! So proud of you Bonnie!!

• “… how much I need you”

• Caroline’s speech to Stefan killed me, yup that’s me

• Stefan leaving

• I know who wins “The world’s biggest douchebag" award

• So nice that Elena was there for Caro

• "she know’s what I am” plot twist

• Kai

• “So I don’t have to worry about falling for you.”

• Stefan, WTF

  • Krul: Congratulations.
  • Ferid: Thanks! Uh... For what?
  • Krul: Kuerto might beat you in the biggest douchebag award.
  • Ferid: NU UH. DAT HOE AIN'T GOT THIS FABULOUSNESS. -snap snap snap-
  • JUST LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS.
  • Mika: Says the person with purple nails.
  • Ferid: The nail is essential to my beautiful look. His eyebrows are a walking disaster.