Cryptid theory: Bigfoots don’t sexually reproduce; rather, they’re derived from Bigfoot hunters who go too deep and undergo the necessary metamorphosis into a Bigfoot, attracting new Bigfoot hunters in turn as part of a sinister cycle of transformation and reproduction.

hey if things aren't going well please just remember this

everyone makes mistakes

no one is perfect

you will always have worth as a human being, and there will always be people who care

bigfoot is still out there and needs to be stopped by any means necessary

every day that bigfoot lives is a day we have not done enough

bigfoot’s fiscal irresponsibility is a direct result of countless tax dollars delivered into their hands by covert order of “president” obama

find bigfoot.

kill bigfoot.