July 1, 2011- Stubby’s Tavern

“This place looks like a dump…I like it.”

“Shut it,” Jace said, “we’re just going in for a drink.”

“Sure,” Diego smirked.

“What’re you having?”

“My usual,” Diego said, “easy on the ice.”

“I gotcha, Bubba.“ Diego sat at the nearest table while Jace ordered their drinks. He returned a moment later, taking the seat across from his brother. Looks like a slow night.

“Thanks,” Diego said, inspecting his drink before taking a sip.

“The least I could do,” Jace said, “you really didn’t have to help me today, y'know.”

“A simple thank you would be fine, little brother,” Diego said, studying Jace carefully, “I’m sick of seeing the shitholes you move into. You’re a fucking adult.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Jace scowled, “ but I didn’t ask for your help.”

“No,” Diego raised an eyebrow, “but you did ask to stay at my place until the end of the month.”

“That’s different,” Jace sighed, “I just couldn’t…it was too hard.”

“And you’re still not over her. You’ve gotten soft. Neck-deep in pussy and you’re pining away for that, well, I wouldn’t call her a woman anyway.”

“Shut your fucking mouth about Aida,” Jace snapped, “you’re not one to talk.”

“Well you’re an idiot for breaking up with her then,” Diego retorted, his voice sharp as broken glass, “you probably deserved a punch in the face, God knows you’re stupid enough.”

“Tell me something I don’t know, asshole,”

“How about get your balls untwisted and get back with her, or shut the hell up about it,” Diego rolled his eyes, “this is exactly why I don’t date women, too much drama.”

“Bullshit!” Jace bellowed, “you’ll literally fuck anything that moves!”

“Fucking and dating aren’t the same thing, little brother,” Diego shrugged, “I’m just saying that men are much easier, none of this feelings nonsense.”

“Which further proves my point!” Jace shook his head. Any time spent together usually resulted in them trading barbs and busting each others’ balls. To an outsider, it would appear that the men were in an argument, but they weren’t actually serious. At least, not usually.

“I’m not arguing,” Diego grinned smugly, “but why would I ever deny myself something I want over something as arbitrary as what’s between their legs? Or want to put up with only one person?”

“If only we could all be as open as you,” Jace chuckled, “you’re a real saint.”

“That’s me, just trying to spread the love.”

“Spreading STIs maybe.”

“Touché, little brother.”

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Overgrown Lizard Law

A/N: Hi guys! Second one-shot in two days, I’m on fire! I had fun with this one, and it’s my first request! I hope you guys like it! Requests are open, and feedback is always welcome. Feel free to follow me!

Request: Hello can I get an Owen x Reader where the reader works with Owen and the raptors? The raptors act weird towards the reader and no one knows why. It turns out it’s because they acknowledge her as the alpha’s mate and so alpha female of the pack?

Owen x Reader

Warnings: Swearing again, but only like once so it’s fine.
Y/N/N: Your Nickname (or just your name)
Y/L/N: Your Last Name

“Are you nervous?” You ask, leaning your arms on the railing of the catwalk, watching as the girls play-fought and chased each other around the paddock.

“Me? Nervous? Sweet cheeks, I was born ready.” Owen said with his signature smirk plastered across his-quite honestly, gorgeous- face, reaching out a finger and bopping you on the nose. Rolling your eyes, you bump him with your shoulder, and look down at the ground again watching as Delta ran circles around Charlie. Biting your lip and playing with your hands anxiously, you watch as the two chase each other’s tails.

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anonymous asked:

More Pro Hero requests just for you. Could you do Aizawa, Hizashi and Toshi reacting to there their S/O (preferably female) giving them random lap dances?

oh lawd oh lawd hot teachers want a lap dance?

Aizawa Shouta

-It started with them just wanting to sit in his lap, which he didn’t mind. He could still work on some things and get that closeness he loves. But this is different. Every time he finishes something or rubs his eyes, hands slide down his shoulders to his chest. 

-”Need some entertainment?” they ask him. He knows that he needs to get back to work, but that voice. It gets him everytime. 

-So here he was, halfway through a progress report, halfway to throwing his s/o on his bed and making them fully aware of what this does to him. 

-Instead they insist on him following a no touching rule. His hand are usually on the desk, white knuckled and trying his best to control himself. 

-It happens during the work day too, when it’s just them in the teacher’s lounge. They’ll get his ‘engine running’ and then dip out to go back to work. 

-He makes up for the teasing they do on his days off. He makes sure that it’s tenfold. 

Yamada Hizashi 

-He is always pleasantly surprised when his lovely s/o sashays into any room with the full intent to entertain him to their hearts desire. He loves it. He loves that they have that kind of effect on him, and they know it. 

-He loves their confidence and thinks its super sexy that they do what they want.

-He always has time for them to give him a lapdance, or to massage their feet, or be with them. Mic understands what it’s like to be alone and bored and likes to be needed. 

-His s/o should probably be aware that he will give commentary on what they do. Like “Ah _____ has gone and learned some new moves on me” “how can I keep my hands off of you” “Don’t just get me going and leave me hanging?!”

-He would probably brag to Aizawa that he has such a sultry s/o who likes to remind him that they are in charge. And Aizawa tells him that’s because they know how needy he is. 

-After all of the teasing and lap dances and just being too sexy around him, Mic can’t really last that long when he does join with his partner. But he most definitely goes for multiple rounds.

- probably some sort of who can make the other finish the most contest

Yagi Toshinori

-Plays along in a fan service way. He’ll probably touch them more than he should and whisper sweet nothings. 

-He can turn one of his s/o’s lap dances into an I love you contest so quickly. They’ll end up silling on his lap and falling into the trap of “No, I love you more” because he’s that kind of guy. If they decide to end it with an “Okay” he’d be hurt. big dumb baby

-Wouldn’t enjoy them doing it while he is at work. He needs to focus more than anyone else and his s/o should know that by now. However, when he gets home, they know that itsa perfect beginning to a “Let’s Help Toshinori Relax” event that ends with cuddles and doing the laundry. 

-This is because he is sick and coughing up blood. Very often. So it would make sense that they have to do the laundry often. 

-He would try to return the favor to his s/o, but he can’t keep up his hunk form anymore so it’s not the most attractive thing he could do for them. They love it though. His enthusiasm and humor make it a marvelous experience for both of them. 

-The Principal will most likely call them the lap couple because he saw Toshinori do it once when they all went out for drinks together. 


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I’ve gotten tons of asks requesting more of this guy’s face. So here’s some of the finest pictures of the finest Once-ler cosplayer at AX!
I consider him my greatest gift and contribution to the fandom heheh ;3

Cosplayer is thetraingoat
Cosplay made by me 

i am in tears because i finally realized that Kevin Bishop is THAT Kevin Bishop like he is THAT DUDE as in 

he’s the fucking kid from Muppet Treasure Island

like………. i don’t even knwo why this is so funny to me i feel like i’m probably just imagining 2D dressed up like a pirate surrounded by muppets while confused. which was basically phase 3 anyway

everyone start drawing 2D as a pirate again please