big time scandal

Why Lucy’s song is NOT about Kendall:

  • he’s a great dancer
  • he smells good
  • he loves animals if he sees a cat he’s gonna pet it
  • he’s got a nice shoe size
  • he’s caring
  • he loves his mother he loves MY mother
  • he’s a good listener
  • he’s kind, he’s responsible
  • he’s an upstanding citizen he can stand up a lot all the time
  • he is a friend to the whales
  • he got a 650 on the verbal section of the SAT