big reality

Hamilton in the Big Brother Diary Room
  • Alex: It's just he... *takes deep breath* I just want to strangle him, y'know, just... he's a fucking asshole!
  • BB: Who are you talking about today, Alexander?
  • Burr: I feel good. I do. Nobody knows my secret yet, and I have no plans of telling them. Not until the very end, because that's how you win, you wait. I think the people watching respect that.
  • BB: People constantly boo you Aaron
  • John: But like... how does it work? How do you hear me? Are you an AI, or are you a dude hiding behind there?
  • BB: Why did you come into the diary room this morning, John?
  • Hercules: I may have lost that challenge, but when you knock me down, I get the FUCK back up again!
  • BB: Take a moment to calm down, Hercules, and rejoin the house.
  • Lafayette: I will not apologize for calling Burr a little shit in French! He thought I was offering him breakfast.
  • BB: *sigh*
  • James: I just want to go home. *shudders, wrapping blanket tighter* I just *sniffles* wanna go home...
  • BB: Someone make this man a hot chocolate
  • Thomas: Look, just because Alexander's a little bitch doesn't mean I should be labelled as the villain. Why the fuck do people boo me on eviction night? I'm a pleasant guy, okay, y'all motherfuckers don't know how fuckin nice I am
  • BB: You may have done well not to antagonize the situation by throwing a potted plant at Alexander's head
  • George W: I feel as if I have to watch over them, like they're my children or something
  • BB: I know the feeling
  • King George: Let them boo. Let them jeer. I'll watch them all burn in the end. All of them.
  • BB: We're concerned, George
  • Angelica: I've got game. If you know me, you know that I've got game. I let Eliza win that challenge, because I would be a shit sister if I didn't, but at the end, WHAM! I'm gonna sprint those last few miles
  • BB: Wonderful strategy, Angelica. You haven't slept in three days
  • Maria: I... I don't know why I keep sleeping with Alexander... he's just... really hot, and... I don't want people to think I'm that kind of girl, but...
  • BB: We understand, Maria. We understand.
  • Eliza: Everyone leaves their shampoo out. Like Thomas, why can't he simply snap the lid back on and put his shampoo back properly? It's very simple! Extremely simple! I won't be everyone's maid... I'm not cleaning another square inch of this house!
  • BB: We'll believe it when we see it
  • Peggy: Does anyone know who I am in this house?
  • BB: You're on the voting boards, Polly.