both my lock screen and home screen are the same cAUSE I’M A DOR K and i was listening to guillotine by jon bellion totally haven’t been listening to it for days on end and last and definitely least my gross face :’)
Which character do you ship Edd with and why? Are there any ships that you truly dislike?
… This feels like a trick question XD. ‘Who does Starryoak, the
person who has managed to turn at least half or more of these questions
into something Eddeddy related, regardless of the actual amount of
Eddeddy in the question if any was present, ship with Edd?’ I will answer in a series of images, because this…
Does that answer your question?
The answer is Eddy. It has literally always been Eddy, even when I was a freaking kid, the answer was ‘I think Double D likes Eddy and they’d be cute together’. But anyway, it’s a ship rooted heavily in canon to the point where storyboard artists shipped it, where Danny Antonucci likes pictures of Eddeddy posted in places, it’s just… The team ships it. So do I.
The reasons I ship it include; goddamnit it would be adorable, which factors into all of my shippings, honestly, but that’s the least of it. The two have so much canonical evidence towards an attraction towards one another that even Ed ships it. Everybody ships it; Kevin chose to make Eddy kiss Edd as a dare, even though making him kiss Ed would have been way more unpleasant, there’s gotta be a reason, he later asks if they’re getting married upon seeing a banner and then, teasing or not, he knows, even the paragon of awful that Eddy’s brother automatically makes the assumption that Edd is Eddy’s girlfriend. Everyone knows.
The two bounce off one another incredibly well, with Eddy absolutely needing that grounding force of ‘No, Eddy, don’t’ and other such ‘no that is a bad idea Eddy stop’, but not just that.. Emotional support, genuine caring, being able to say the hings he needs to hear… and Edd honestly needs friends, any good friends, and Eddy, for all his… Eddy, is a good friend. And Eddy provides Edd with a lot of adventure, which isn’t a bad thing at all; Edd needs something to break down his rigid rule-based life, and Eddy does that. I don’t know how to articulate the whole thing, but I do know that someone else probably will. So um, I’ll just go with ‘it’s goddamn adorable and perfect’ and leave it at that.
Kevedd and Broedd. Definitely. I’m sorry, but… um… no. No offense to people who ship it, I mean, I’d hate to be that one person who tells people what they can ship or what they can’t, but… no. Just… no. Kevedd just has no basis in…. I don’t even understand it. I can’t explain it, I don’t get it at all; he called him ‘my dork’ once as a possessive or something and now it’s a thing? I probably wouldn’t be so against it if it didn’t make finding Eddeddy so goddamn hard over here. It just highlights the issues with it, especially that Kevin is kind of implied to know Eddeddy is a thing, along with not being a very good person to the Eds.
And…. Broedd. Do I have to explain? I feel like it’s outright obvious and I’d like to move on from that because please don’t. Just.. no. Eddy’s Brother can go rot in a hole somewhere, ok?
“It still kinda bugs me that there weren’t any Desire Demons in Inquisition. They were always my favorite. Bioware did such a big overhaul on their creature designs between games. Can you imagine how they’d look in-”
“Wait… is that…?”
“Nevermind. Suddenly I’m ok with Desire Demons not being in Inquisition.”