big kid mocking the little kid

anonymous asked:

Honestly things have been such a mess lately and looking more and more like it's going to be a long term battle. Not even sure if there is still a band left anymore. I still care about the guys but if we have to continue with the bullshit then I don't see the point really. Now we got two fake babies and a bunch of fake girlfriends and the most shady promo. I would rather give my time and money to someone else. Still gonna be here for your writing though :)

Who would’ve thought this shit would stretch for long and get even worse, eh? I certainly wouldn’t. But we’re here, and that’s the current situation. *sighs*

I don’t even worry about the band TBH. All this shit we’re seeing traces back to money. We’re seeing the result of a predatory industry preying on young talents (literal kids when the boys started). So, even if it takes 20 years, 1D will still come back because it’s profitable. (New Kids on The Block have returned, so why not 1D?).

Even if they were at each other’s throats (like the press wants us to believe), at one point they would still come back because $$$. Remember how everyone got excited about the prospect of some dude suing 1D and how that would mean all five reunited in court? That only proves that, despite the fuckery in this fandom, people would nut for a reunion. End of. 1D are a big name. It doesn’t matter that many think they’re a band for kids. Pretty much everyone knows about 1D, even if just to mock them as “kiddies stuff”.

(And here I don’t have much to say because 1D’s team targets grown men making all kinds of lewd jokes and singing innuendos at kids. If you go back to UAN tour, you’ll know a bunch of hormonal teenage boys were NEVER appropriate for little kids. “Blow a kiss, blow a job”? “Different dick every night”? PLS!)

But back to the subject. Yeah, it feels like everything will drag for some time. We see all those babies around, and it doesn’t seem like we’re getting any denouement soon. We can’t enjoy anything about the boys’ solo careers without some kind of fuckery, or being used to promote their so-called “girlfriends”. Everything is normal and people break up and get cheated and go back again.  Yup, nothing to see here. Celebrities are fickle and so are the normal people associated to them. :)

Many don’t care for facts and roll with it. Some even want you to dumb down to their level when logic and facts tell you otherwise. Fandom life is more and more complicated because you don’t know who to follow, the friend of yesterday is the heterosexuality-loving anti of tomorrow blocking you and pretending like they’ve never seen the shadiness they turn a blind eye on now. Many of your blog friends are deleting or changing blogs completely; everybody and their nan are a Kpop blog now.

I agree with you in that we don’t have many positive things right now. Haven’t had them for years now TBH. It’s just no fun. I can see why investing time in other thing would be nice, or even just enjoy casually the music that (hopefully) comes out. I’ll probably do that at one point, too. I’m not interested in drama. When I want drama I watch Soraya Montenegro try to kill three different characters in the same scene★. Now That’s What I Call Drama™.

All that said, I still want to see the boys emerge victorious. It won’t be easy (we’re seeing it now), but one day something good must happen, right? We’ve never asked for much.

We wanted nice merch? Have dolls, bags and 256 perfumes!

We wanted OT5 content? Too bad, they’re all mortal enemies now. Their securities actually are to protect them from one another.

We wanted the rumoured collabs with other artists like FOB? Get rekt! There’s no ‘team’ in ‘featuring’, and have I mentioned that all 1D boys hate each other?

We’re honestly starved of everything we’d get from a normal band. I’ll be blunt here: I don’t give a single fuck about personal lives, naming their families members or whom they’re supposedly banging. I never did. But what did we get? A bunch of “relatable” canvas girlfriends to supposedly makes us squee. Aww, see that? The boys date normal girls! Older girls! That means you too can be a 1D girlfriend!!! Yeahhh… there’s not a single thing surrounding 1D that had been aimed for typical fans. Everything had been done like we all want to bone them. (And many do, but that’s not everyone. They’re not pieces of meat and we’re not fucking pumas!)

1D success has been DESPITE their team. The boys are loveable and their bond is what has drawn most of the people in. I still think we don’t have many 1D fans as we have “I’m [1D boy]’s fan and I’m stick with the other 4” around here. Too many hateful stans that thrive on tearing the others down to elevate their fave. When I think about that, it’s not hard see why 1D shitty team got away with the putrid stuff they try to feed us: too many scavengers.

Anyway! I have no idea where I was going with this (it’s mostly 1AM ramblings), but yeah. We can only hope for something good in less than 20 years. I wish all five the best and want to see them succeed. I hope I can see it happen before we’re all 50-somethings. And thank you for the kind words. :) Glad my writing can add something positive to this hellhole of fandom. I’m here for the music, the boys’ friendship, to support them and fandom content. Sadly those are the things we don’t get any more. *sighs*

Big, Ol’ Furball

“Big, Ol’ Furball”

There he was sitting in the back of the cage
All by himself like a freak on a stage
Ridiculed, mocked, scorned, and rejected
Hopelessly old and probably infected

The kennel felt cold as he rested his paws
On the metal’s surface; with his chew toy he gnawed
And observed on; listening to doctors in white
Prescribe his only medicine he would need tonight

He knew his time would soon be up
With his left paw he covered his eyes shut
He couldn’t bear to watch his friends be picked
By little kids and parents with a list oh so strict

“No old dogs or ones with brown fur.”
“No dogs with short tails,” one kid concurred
“How about this Golden Retriever?” one wife preferred
Sadly, this pattern everyday occurred

“This dog looks ancient,” one kid pointed out
And mocked the dog for its big, ugly snout
As if he wasn’t aware, but dogs have feelings
And can sense certain words, emotions, and meanings

He didn’t meet the criteria for anyone’s list
“All I wanted was a home,” he often would wish
As folks walked by he put his head down and whimpered
And prepared to be put to sleep at the end of the winter

But an hour later, maybe two, to be exact
A little girl walked bynot turning her back
She appeared to be ten, maybe eleven years old
“Hey, come here!” to her daddy she called.

She pressed her nose against the bars of the cage
And observed this dog’s color, size, and its age
“This big, ol’ furball is perfect!” she said so excited
“Well, if that’s the one you want, then I guess its decided.”

The father said this and the cage was soon opened
And for that moment the dog did not feel hopeless
But still in shock and trying to understand why
And how he was picked as his eyes met the sky

As they got into the car, the father tried to condone
“What made you decide to bring this dog home?”
The daughter looked at him, smiled, and said
“No innocent dog deserves to be dead.”
Our canine friend barked, as if he agreed
His small tail wouldn’t quit wagging through the window’s breeze
He was so relieved and happy because
Someone accepted him for the big, ol’ furball he was.


•It seems like (especially in the movies) we get a lot of Anakin Angst
•but what about Anakin being a goofball or a happy human being (domestic au I guess)
•After all, he’s a 20-something year old guy, for goodness sake.
•What about Anakin being semi-famous for making vines of dangling things in Obi-Wan’s mouth when he sleeps?
•"Amazing,“ he whisper-yells in an Australian accent into the camera. "I can’t believe I can get Ahsoka’s entire iPod in here without waking the wild Kenobi.”
•What about the story Anakin’s friends always tell about that one time when he followed a stranger around in the grocery store for half an hour because he thought she was Padme?
•Because Padme totally does all the shopping. All Anakin knows to buy is, like, Ramen noodles and ranch dressing.
•What about how, when Anakin was in middle school and Ahsoka was just starting elementary school, he saw an older kid mocking her frizzy black hair and big nostrils and lips?
•"Hey!“ Baby Anakin shoves himself between the kid and his little sister. "What’s your problem?”
•"I dunno, maybe it’s having to school with a torgruta.“
•After hearing the slur, Anakin doesn’t hesitate. He hauls off and punches the kid right in the teeth as hard as he can (which isn’t very hard). And then Ahsoka spits on him. And then they both spend a very long time in the office, but at least they’re together.
•What about Anakin, being silly and clueless and selfless? What about Anakin being good?

anonymous asked:

#60 with Ashton please

60 - ‘we’re going to have the cutest babies ever!’

At this point in your life, you couldn’t be happier. You had just married the love of your life and thankfully, you had managed to conceive twins without any complications whatsoever.  

Today, you were out with Ashton buying all the essentials you would need for when the twins came in just 4 short months. And specifically, you wanted to shop for matching outfits for them. A girl and a boy, you and Ashton took both sides of the baby store you were in and picking out outfits left and right.

“Look babe, they have flannels for boy babies!” He said excitedly, holding up one that comically matched the one he was wearing at the moment.

You rolled your eyes. “I am not putting my little boy in a flannel, Ash. When he’s 15? Sure, but not right out of the womb.”

He jutted out his bottom lip into a pout. “Please Y/N?”

“Oh my god, look at how cute this onesie is! And it matches this little onesie for her little brother!” You said, getting distracted by the twin set you found while Ashton slyly slipped two flannels into your cart so that the twins could match identically.

“That’s so fucking adorable.” He said, looking at the clothes.

A woman nearby looked at Ashton in disgust at his use of language around the child propped up on her hip. “There are kids here!” She exclaimed as she walked off.

You looked at Ashton and you both simultaneously burst out laughing. “ ‘There are kids here.’ Big deal.” You mocked, continuing to laugh at the woman’s scolding.

“Oh my god what about these!” Ashton exclaimed, spotting something across the store. He picked up two fuzzy onesies, whose hoods had little ears on top and a little tail on the bum. “We need to get these.”

Excitedly, you joined Ashton and grabbed another one. “We’re going to have the cutest babies ever!” You said, pecking Ashton’s lips quickly.

“It’s all because of you, babe.”

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anonymous asked:

len and barry walking around town together during trick or treat times, counting and competing to see who's got the most kids wearing their costumes this year. NO wait, even better: theyre both in full costume, rounding up and leading armies of their mini-selves (and possibly their mini-allies? mini-rogues? mini-firestorm and mini-arrow on flash's side?) to mock battle each other. winners get bragging rights until the next year (parents? what are those? pshh, kids run free in Central...)

i love it omg….

len and barry call a truce on holidays so they can put on a show for the city like this big fucking production and all these little kids just die bc they get to meet their favorite hero (and antihero!) its so good i love this