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bpd’s jus one big defense mechanism that thinks it’s protecting you but really does nothing but make u wanna choke n die. its trying its best tho

Milkshake | A Valentine’s Day One Shot

I know it’s a day early but here we have one in which Harry fucks up because I hate Valentine’s Day and we don’t need any extra sappy-ness, ok? It’s hard enough being permanently single without having a special day to rub it in my face.

“Date night Tuesday, yeah? For Valentine’s Day?” Harry says as you lie your head on his chest. There’s a show on the telly at the end of the bed but neither of you are really paying attention, more interested in the whispered conversation you’re having. He’s been home for a while but soon he’ll be gone again and you wish you could keep him by your side like this forever so he could never leave. But Gucci clothes don’t buy themselves, do they? Oh but yes they do, you reason, when they’re sent to him for free.

“Gotta be seen to be wearing ‘em, makes everyone money,” he justifies with a small giggle.

“Yeah but I still don’t understand why they give the free stuff to the very people who can afford to pay for it? This is how rich people stay rich, you know? They don’t have to buy anything for themselves. I read that Lady GaGa got given a £10k place to stay for the Super Bowl for free by Air BnB, I mean, what the fuck?”

“Are you saying you don’t like the dress YSL sent you?”

“That is completely beside the point, Harry. Entirely. I can’t afford it, you can.”

“Oh, of course, sorry, I forgot you can’t afford anything with your multi-millionaire fiancé,” he rolls his eyes.

“Nope. What’s yours is yours until you get that ring on my finger,” you tease.

“Still think we should skip the big wedding and jus’ go t’ Vegas.”

“Your mother would kill us both,” you laugh. “And why Vegas, of all places? Could go anywhere in the world on our own and you choose Vegas?”

“When we’re in LA sometime…quick flight to Vegas, married an hour later, done.”

“Gosh, remember when I thought you were romantic?”

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anonymous asked:

fave dnp vids? :0 esp ones that are calming maybe?

thos boys make me feel calm at all times ive Got You

awkward fancy meal god tier + obama llama n not worth watching are my go tos when im anxious n vidcon 2014 part one + part two warms me from the inside. anyth to do with the radio show is guaranteed to make me fkn        Cry but big weekend 2015 is the feeling of floating its summery lovely & everyone is having a good time + the cabaret video diaries days one two three n four will never be anything but perfect in my eyes. these automatically all count as god tier u cant do me on this.

best gaming videos are keep talking and nobody explodes one + two, yasuhati one + twothe entirety of gamingmas, whos your daddy, gang beasts, christmas shopper simquick draw and the holy trinity of just dance, ddr + 1-2-switch. i also cant not include spooky week even though its not necessarily uh calming but its good for smiles. the sims is golden [esp extreme makeover, dils honeymoon & ditl of tabitha].

any of the baking videos or any of the ditls are a garunteed uhh good time i actually used to have a playlist of them all put together n wld watch it whenever i had an anxiety attack idk man it just works. also any of the pinofs + super amazing project are weirdly calming even if sap is sometimes a bit wild, n undertale is good to watch if u just need sth to settle down with.

how to make dan cringe is also god tier + dan gets his legs waxed, phil v praying mantis, dan tries caviar. personal favourite main channel vids are any of the internet support groups, pastel n punk edits, sleepless night with phil, story of my hamster, the power nap + phil in the club. im deadass just listing every video theyve ever made at this point but theyre Good Men and i trust them with my life.

n last a compilation of dans soft voice, phils soft voice & dnp with babies good nite

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #11

-MINI DOGBY IS BACK AGAIN?? IT’S ONLY BEEN LIKE A WEEK CHILL DOWN UR IMMUNE SYSTEM
-N0 BAMBI N0 DON’T GIVE HER THAT BREW SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO THROW IT AT U
-“HOW MANY WIVES DOES GRIFFIN HAVE?” DOM IS THE QUEEN OF SHADE
-“I’VE ALWAYS REALLY FANCIED…” I DEADASS THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA SAY “YOU” I’M SO GAY 4 DOGBI
-THAT LITTLE NOSE BOOP I CAN’T #DOGBI
-WHY R U SO DESPERATE FRAN I MEAN STOP TRYNA GET BETWEEN THE STITCH AND BITCH SISTERS THREE’S A CROWD BITCH
-“ONE THAT’S WHOOPING U AT SCRABBLE” BITCH JUS OWNED BIG POPPA
-FRAN UR NOT SPECIAL STOP ACTING LIKE U AND CHEEKBONES HAVE INSIDE JOKES U’VE BEEN BACK 4 A HOT MINUTE AND HAVE DONE LITERALLY NOTHING MEDICAL U’VE MOSTLY JUS BEEN CHATTIN SHIT
-“HAVE U BEEN WATCHING FROZEN AGAIN” I’M WHEeZING
-AU WHERE CHEEKBONES AND GOSSIP GURL WATCH FROZEN TOGETHER #STILLGAY4CHEEKBONEZ
-AU WHERE LOFTY AND DOM DO A JIGSAW TOGETHER BUT DON’T REALLY DO THE JIGSAW THEY JUST DO OTHER THINGS*COUGH* LIKE EACH OTHER *COUGH*
-“I THOUGHT THEY’D MATE 4 LIFE” DOM IS ME WHEN MY CANON SHIPS SPLIT UP
-MO & CHEEKBONES’ FRIENDSHIP IS EVeRYTHING
-THE BIG POPPA FAMILY REUNION HAS MY SKIN CLEARED, MY GRADES AT A+, AND SOME HOPE LEFT IN HUMANITY
-CHEEKBONES IS SO WOKE LIKE SHE KNOW WHERE IT’S AT WITH ALL THESE WYTE RICH BOYS GETTIN THE TOP JOBS JUS 4 BEIN WYTE & RICH
-DAMN S0N LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™ IS SERVING LOOKS
-“HOW DID WE MISTAKE MO FOR A GIANT SWEDE” I’M
-N0 FRAN DON’T U FUKIN
-THE SINGING, DANCING AND SLIDE SHOW HIT ME RIGHT IN DA FEELS
-WHY IS THIS WATER FORMING IN MY EYES I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS
-C-RUSS IN THE PIC IN THE SLIDE SHOW REMINDED ME OF BETTER DAYS

OVERALL THOUGHTS:
NAH FRAN GO FUK URSELF M8 ARE U ACTUALLY LOOKIN 4 A FITE