big egos and no heart

sun//moon//rising//midheaven//venus//mars

ARIES

aries sun - you’re enthusiastic and energetic, impulsive and sometimes brash. Natural leader, you don’t like to be a follower in the crowd.

aries moon - you rush into things without thinking them through, optimistic, happy. You don’t like manipulating people - you play it straight. You don’t sulk when you don’t get your way.

aries rising - you’re brash, optimistic, you don’t think things through. You’re independent, self relying, honest and fearless.

aries mid heaven - you’re full of confidence, a good organiser, you might be shy until you’re the center of attention and then you shine.

aries mars - very impulsive, gets angry really fast but then forgets about it, restless when you’re bored. you can be openly aggressive and probably quite accident prone. you’re not patient. you love competition.

aries venus - you’re really not very subtle, you flirt a lot. you’re impulsive, impatient and passionate. you fall fast. you like to be the group leader among your friends. not afraid to stand up for themselves.

TAURUS

taurus sun - you’re stubborn, you appreciate beauty. You like to be around pretty things and you have good taste in everything. You can be very blunt. You put extra time into how you look so you always look good. You’re reliable and capable, and you can be kind of possessive

taurus moon - you like to be happy, you’re strong willed. you’re very romantic

taurus rising - you’re steady and capable, careful and cautious. You’re comforting to be around. You can be a little possessive, you might view your partner as personal property. You like the good things in life - food, clothes, money. Because of this, you’re always well dressed

taurus midheaven - you’re persistant and like to be in charge. You’re stubborn and tough

taurus mars - easy going and calm, very focused on their goals. not very adaptable, but you’re reliable and dependable. you’re conventional and straightforward in relationships.

taurus venus - you don’t like drama, you’re cuddly and you’re attracted to someone who will provide a stable relationships. you have a strong sense of commitment.

GEMINI

gemini sun - you’re intellectual, and you have opinions. Lots. Some people might think you’re a little two faced sometimes, but you just change how you think and act a lot. You’re affectionate, kind and generous.

gemini moon - you’re fun and pleasant to spend time with. You’re witty and charming. You can also be moody and irritable. You’re very open minded, you’re loyal and loving.

gemini rising - you’re curious about everything, always looking for something to boost you socially. When you admire people, you might subconsciously mimic their movements. You’re a great multitasker. You don’t like schedules

gemini midheaven - you can multi task, and you do it well. You can focus on multiple things at once. You like diversity.

gemini mars - easily bored, can become unfocused easily. restless, you have a lot of energy. you’re imaginative and creative, never boring

gemini venus - natural flirt, witty, likes variety. not very sentimental, but bright and good natured. full of life and fun, knows all the gossip, charming

CANCER

cancer sun - emotional, wants to be center of attention, upset when you don’t get your way. You want to feel secure in relationships.

cancer moon - you’re very emotional and want to be enter of attention. you want stability and security in a relationship and require people to give themselves fully to you. You get upset when things don’t go how you wanted and you probably think the world revolves around you

cancer rising - when you are center of attention, you love it. You are very emotional, and you like getting your way.

cancer mc - you’re quite a careful person, you want stability and security in relationships. You worry a lot, and you often get emotional.

cancer mars - can be v passive aggressive, they like to feel secure before they act on something. passionate and creative, can be very moody.

cancer venus - you want a committed, predictable relationship. you like to snuggle (aw). you find it easy to read people, and care for them according to that. you are very easily hurt. you look for friends/partners with a big heart.

LEO

leo sun - You have a huge ego and you like to be around people you love. You try to project an image of success but sometimes you feel really self-conscious. You like to be in charge. You are really bad at taking criticism, because it feels like a dig on you personally, not on whatever it is you’re doing. You like to be the center of attention, especially when its somewhere you’re comfortable and with people you actually like.

leo moon - you’re sociable, happy to be the spotlight in social situations where you’re in charge/comfortable, you like entertaining your friends in an environment you’re familiar in. You have a lot of integrity. If you get upset, you prefer to retire somewhere you won’t be bothered and have privacy. In relationships, you might get a little jealous, but you’ll never become possessive.

leo rising - you love being center of attention, and people are attracted to you. You have a magnetic personality, you’re creative and you speak your mind.

leo mc - you understand that persistence pays off, you are very generous. you can be very stubborn. You’re very dignified. You’re easily insulted and take everything personally.

leo mars - you want to be significant and give a lasting impression. you have a lot of physical energy, you’re playful. you are compassionate and have a good sense of humour.

leo venus - you like to brag about your relationship and you demand a lot from your partner. you have high expectations of your partner but you can be very generous.

VIRGO

virgo sun - so you’re a organised person. You like order and planning your actions, but you can also work well in chaos as long as you have things that make you happy in there too.

virgo moon - you want happiness and security. You like doing little jobs like running errands, you find it relaxing. You love routine, you’re shy, and you love to stay busy.

virgo rising - you’re shy when you meet new people, and you’re nearly always reserved and quiet. You’re probably a picky eater. You adapt well to new situations. You like to keep busy. you’re a loyal and reliable friend.

virgo mc - Youre crazy analytical - you organise everything around you. You’re not subtle either, you come right out and say what needs to be said. You like to be very neat, but you can work well in chaotic environments as long as you have things that make you happy with you. You tend to over think things that you shouldve moved on from long ago.

virgo mars - you’re practical, sometimes a little bit scattered. you can be critical and sometimes stubborn, you’re not very aggressive though. you’re a perfectionist. you can be shy and humble.

virgo venus - not very flirtatious. you’re a good listener, you don’t like boastful people. you like to take your time before getting into a relationship. you want to feel useful, but you don’t like being taken advantage of.

LIBRA

libra sun - you like harmony, and want everything to be in balance all the time. youre sensitive to the needs of others. You always try to understand the other side in an argument, and don’t mind stepping down to compromise. You’re very social, you’re very stylish and people like you. You’re a little flirty by nature. You prefer to be in a relationship than single.

libra moon - you don’t like to be alone - you like having a partner. You flirt a lot - intentional or not. You always want to have your way, and you like to have other people supporting you and your goals. Your mood changes a lot though, you’re pretty unpredictable.

libra rising - you’re really charismatic. You attract people to you, and you don’t know what to do without your special someone by your side. You know how to dress well, you really like material goods and physical comforts. You’re very polite.

libra mc - you feel that if you can attain balance and harmony, you will be happy and successful. You’re a good team player. You’re self conscious of your social position. You present yourself well in a poised, elegant way

libra mars - you can be indecisive, but its because you like to weigh up pros and cons before you act. you’re very charming and you can sometimes be a little passive aggressive. you need a lot of motivation, you don’t like rude people.

libra venus - you’re idealistic, and a romantic. you fall in love easily, often for the wrong people or too soon

SCORPIO

scorpio sun - you’re intense, self reliable, and full of emotions. you’re imaginative, loving and loyal

scorpio moon - you live for emotional intensity. You can see through people, right into their deepest feelings. You don’t like being criticised, and you can be very jealous.

scorpio rising - you’re someone you wouldn’t want to screw with,  you can be pretty intimidating and people either love you or hate you. You have crazy strong defence mechanisms, and this comes in handy for your strong drive to succeed.

scorpio mc - you’re self motivated, you know what you want and how you’re going to get it. You can be a little intimidating.

scorpio mars - you’re quiet and subtle but a formidable opponent. You have powerful emotions. You’re very passionate and sensual

scorpio venus - you’re intense and deep. you’re good at giving your full attention to your partner. you aren’t afraid of intimacy or commitment.

SAGITTARIUS

sagittarius sun - you’re smart and adventurous, but you speak your mind and can sometimes offend people. think before you speak next time.

sagittarius moon - you are a traveller, wanting to go to new places and expand your horizons. You want to be in charge, you hurt people sometimes when you speak your mind

sagittarius rising - youre enthusiastic, and you love a good adventure. You hate being still. You’re opinionated, and you like sharing your opinions. You like a little competition to prove your worth every now and then.

sagittarius midheaven - you like to be in control, you like to be in charge. You can be pretty blunt sometimes and upset people. You love adventure and want to travel and expand your horizons.

sagittarius mars - you’re not known for patience. you’re used to getting your own way, and you can be very persuasive.

sagittarius venus - you like to learn things all the time, you can be a little judgemental. you need space and freedom to be happy. you’re easygoing, you’re honest and blunt.

CAPRICORN

capricorn sun - practical, reliable, wants to work hard and not take shortcuts. likes material possessions and wants to be rich tbh

capricorn moon - you want to feel useful and productive. you like to get your own way. You don’t show your emotions, and people think you might be a little cold. You just don’t like showing them in public.

capricorn rising - You take everything seriously. Youre practical, responsible for as long as you can remember. You like material possessions. You work hard/have worked hard to get to where you are/where you want to be.

capricorn mc - you want to care for others, you’re confident and you know how to handle situations. You want to make a positive impact on the world. You’re practical and systematic. You have a strong sense of duty and dedication.

capricorn mars - you like to be in control, you’re determined and orderly. you’re responsible and reliable. you’re practical and you can come across as pessimistic sometimes.

capricorn venus - you like to impress people with your wit, you’re responsible and in control. you like to be alone, its hard for you to let down your guard. you want to help your friends succeed in life.

AQUARIUS

aquarius sun - you’re kind of an oddball, but somehow the weird works for you. You crave freedom and you think you’re better than everyone. You are rebellious when your freedom is challenged. You pretend you don’t have any emotions. you’re unique and a little bit nuts. You’re a humanitarian, you care more about the world than yourself/people you know.

aquarius moon - you’re observant. You have a pretty big ego, and you want to stand out for being unusual. You’re stubborn, but youre also kind and compassionate. You’re a humanitarian. You really hate criticism.

aquarius rising - youre friendly and likeable. Your humour is kinda weird and not many people get it. Your’e very unique and you like being in the spotlight.

aquarius mc - you like learning. you’re good at making plans and putting them into action. you fear humiliating yourself in public by looking stupid.

aquarius mars - you’re proud of your independence. you have a lot of ambition and energy, you value freedom. you stay faithful and you’re loyal unless you’re bored.

aquarius venus - you’re very open minded, you don’t like restrictions. you don’t display many feelings in public. you want your partner to be your friend more than just a lover. you don’t like clingy partners.

PISCES

pisces sun - spiritual, compassionate, full of love. emotional and intellectual. tactful, charming, you’re not great at making decisions. you’re generous to those you love, you’re a huge romantic. you’re very creative, do well in the arts.

pisces moon - You’re emotional, and are good at sensing how others feel. You’re compassionate and full of love. Your sense of humour is silly. You’re sweet and soft hearted, genuinely care about everyone.

pisces rising - you’re unpredictable and can seem to change personalities on a day to day basis. You’re not too great at decision making, and you see the world through your own biased eyes. You don’t want to stand out too much. You really love animals, and probably want to have pets/already have a few.

pisces mc - People probably think you’re a little emotionally unstable, but you just have a lot of feelings. You are sensitive to other’s feelings, and you always want to help comfort people. You don’t take extreme sides on anything. You understand what you need and what you want.

pisces mars - you’re gentle and mild, go with the flow. you’re attracted to the arts, you play games to get what you want. you’re very sensitive to your environment.

pisces venus - dreamy and soft hearted, you want your partner to know that you love them unconditionally. you like romance and tenderness. you’re compassionate and sensitive, you can understand people and always forgive them.

all in one post so you can use this as a ref

THE SIGNS & SYMBOLISM
  • Aries: The trail-blazer. The pioneer. Me, myself, and I. Fire. Civilization. Self-growth. Self-improvement. Taking the next step. Entitlement. Moving forwards. Hating boredom. Needing excitement and goals in your life. The first sign of the zodiac. The infant. Eternally young. Egotistical. Experimental. Creative. Competitive. A little reckless, but brave, brash, and bold. Hiding your sensitivity. Hiding your feelings with aggression. Self-assertive. Self-directed. Action-oriented. Force of vitality, force of nature.
  • Taurus: Silk sheets, good food, long walks in nature, gardens in full bloom. Sensuality, stability, sturdiness. Wanting the good things in life. Wanting to take it easy. Wanting comfort in life. Earthy, laid-back, relaxed. Blue skies and light breeze. Level-headed. Reliable. Dependable. Averse to change. Averse to stress. Stubborn. Clinging to the past. Not willing to see other points of view. Need to decompress. Naturally attuned to music. Attuned to nature. Loving, caring, sweet.
  • Gemini: Duality. Having several personalities. Intellectualizing your emotions. Clever. Witty. Improvisation. Natural comedians, tricksters, storytellers. Going with the flow. Preferring to take life as it is. Sly eyes and smiles. Curious. Quick-witted. Sharp mind. Hard to keep up with, can blend in anywhere. Endless inner monologue. "I think, therefore I am." Learning how to speak up. Learning how to articulate. Learning how to learn. Astute, adaptable, flexible. Learning how to speak up.
  • Cancer: Empathy. The nurturer. Intuition. Just “knowing” things. Flash insights. Having hunches. Kindness. Showing your vulnerable side. Guarded, careful, shrewd. The rise and fall of the tides. Getting wrapped up in your feelings, feeling consumed by your emotions. Feeling drained by a lack of emotional support. Nourishing presence. Soulful eyes. Looking like an old soul. Learning how to let go. Learning how to deal with attachment in a healthy way. Your strength comes from your emotions, your sensitivity.
  • Leo: Big ego, big heart too. Glamorous, grandiose, good-hearted, and good intentions. Egotistical. Self-involved. Self-centered. Generous. Kind. Loyal. Looking for the brighter side in life. Focused on self-expression. Focused on expressing your creativity. Shining light. A little flashy. Effortlessly getting attention. Needing attention. Needing praise. Honorable, courageous, high-minded. Inner child. Innocent in a way. Always wanting to see the best in people. Hopeful. Inspiring.
  • Virgo: Observer. Focusing on the the details. Wanting to serve. Wanting to be helpful. Naturally intellectual and analytical. Critical, exacting, perfectionist. Down-to-earth. Au-natural. Hidden quirks. Witty, worldly, wise. Suave. The little things make your day. Self-criticism. Criticizing others. Nothing is ever good enough. Wanting to always improve yourself. Checking your work once, twice, three times. Piercing gaze. Delicate look. Hidden sensitivity. Modesty. Pure soul.
  • Libra: Charm. Pleasant appearance, pleasant voice, pleasant personality. Wanting to be well-liked. Wanting to be agreeable. Suppressing your own wishes in order to appease others. People-pleaser. Doormat. Loving beauty. Loving having an easy life. Naturally skilled with dealing with others. Natural eye for beauty. Natural eye for balance. Wanting to keep things on the lighter sides of things. Fashion-icons. Schmoozer. Tactful, diplomatic, likeable.
  • Scorpio: Hidden things. Secrets. Alluring in a dangerous way. Challenging yourself. Changing yourself. Feeling the fear and doing it anyways. Loved or hated, feared or revered. Lack of self control. Powering through. Leaving your old self behind. Provoking extreme reactions from other people. Being extreme, swinging 180 degrees- being very good or very bad. A mysterious aura. A dark appearance. Hidden strength. Hawk eyes. Jealousy. Possessiveness. Mother tiger. Remembers every slight and every bit of kindness, and will repay it tenfold.
  • Sagittarius: Wanting freedom. Naturally uninhibited. Feeling relaxed, feeling good. Big, cheesy grins. Laughing with your entire body. Seeing the bigger picture. Having a feeling that everything will be alright. Trying to look at the positive side of life. The philosopher, the explorer, the thinker, the optimist, the adventurer, the traveler. Hypocritical. Doing things in excess. Winging everything. Honest. Too blunt. Fantastic sense of humor. Enthusiastic, sincere, positive.
  • Capricorn: Calm, cool, collected. Composure. Serious faces that light up beautifully when they smile. Cold exterior, hidden empathy. Traditional values. Moral integrity. Principled. Old-fashioned. Timeless. Classy. Facing difficulties in early life. Not feeling comfortable in your own skin. Aging like a fine wine. Getting older suits you. Building something for yourself. Building up a new life for yourself. Starting with nothing and now having something.
  • Aquarius: Spaceman. Electricity. A lightening bolt. The wilderness, the bizarre, the future. Innovation. Technology. Everything new. Everything bizarre. The rebel without a cause. "Think different." Feeling misunderstood. The outcast. The outsider. Black sheep. Keeping people at a distance. Learning to become an individual. Unique. Creative. Wanting to be authentic. Unable to be conventional, unable to do what's expected. Iconoclast.
  • Pisces: Dreaming, surrealism, idealism. Glamour, Golden Age Hollywood. People who are larger than life. Myths, legends, archetypes. Wanting to live up to an image. Delusionment, confusion, disappointment. Imagining how you should live instead of actually living it. Getting lost at sea. A cloudy morning with the horizon shrouded in fog. Spirituality. Connecting with your higher self. Connecting with a higher purpose. Working for a bigger cause. Compassion. Enlightenment. Elusive, dreamy, imaginative.
♃ Jupiter
  • Jupiter/sun: big heart & spirit or big ego
  • Jupiter/moon: infinite soul & charity or swelled indulgence
  • Jupiter/mercury: sincere childlike wisdom or stretched truths
  • Jupiter/venus: a love for life or affair with greed
  • Jupiter/mars: holy adventurous warrior or flagrant idle fool
  • Jupiter/saturn: realistic idealist or enlarged superego
  • Jupiter/uranus: integrated truth & faith or god complex
  • Jupiter/neptune: mystical experiences or grandiose fantasies
  • Jupiter/pluto: universal wisdom or grand power complex
104th’s reaction to your costume being too sexy. 🎃

Eren:
*He thinks you look great but he prefers you look like that only around him and no one else. He gets jealous throughout the night*
“Why do they keep staring at you? Its pissing me off.”
“Eren, calm down. Please?”
*gif is eren*

Originally posted by untidy-joseph

Armin:
*He thinks you look great and his self confidence boosts up quite a bit knowing he has a s/o as good looking as you do. He would have troubles with the guys trying to pick you up but you can handle yourself*
Random guy: “Hey, sexy!”
You: “Fuck off, dipshit.”
*armin is gif*

Originally posted by iwillalwayswantyounexttome

Jean:
*He’s another guy whose confidence sky rockets. As if his ego wasn’t big enough, when he sees you he has instant heart eyes and he walks around the whole night boasting about how hot his s/o is. But that comes to an end when the jealousy kicks in bc of the guys trying to get with you*
Random guy: “So you single?”
Jean: “Actually no, I’m their boyfriend. Hey.”
*gif*

Originally posted by boys-babbby

Mikasa:
*She doesn’t care as long as no one touches you*
*gif*

Originally posted by roseydoux

Reiner:
*Good luck trying to keep him off of you for two minutes because he’s on you all damn night trying to get lucky*

Bertholdt:
*A nervous mess and you have no idea why? He’s seen all of you before but with that costume on he’s how he is when you both first met. Shy and nervous. Its cute.*

Annie:
*Same as Mikasa but she probably wouldn’t even let anyone try to talk to you. She can sense whores and douche bags from a mile away*

Marco:
*He’d be his regular sweet self and complement you all night.*
Marco: “Did I tell you that-“
You: “That I looked wonderful tonight? Yes.”
Marco: *gif*

Originally posted by sefise

Historia:
*In all honesty you would probably have to worry about someone trying to holla at her because we all know Historia is fine as hell*

Ymir:
*No one approaches you because Ymir will break someone’s arm if they tried to so instead the admire you from a distance*

Connie:
*He’s a mix of Armin and Marco. He thinks you look great and tells you every chance he gets.*

Sasha:
*She literally doesn’t care either, as long as she has food*

The Signs Expectation vs. Reality
  • Aries: angry all the time // a total badass
  • Taurus: total foodie // loyal friend who can empathize
  • Gemini: won't shut up // WON'T SHUT UP
  • Cancer: super sensitive // really nerdy and makes bad puns
  • Leo: big ego // really insecure
  • Virgo: neat freak // kind person with your best interests at heart
  • Libra: stupid and preppy // just wants everyone to get along
  • Scorpio: satanic and evil // super sensitive and intelligent
  • Sagittarius: knows the meaning of life // rebel child 8)
  • Capricorn: extremely motivated // loves sweatpants just as much as the next person
  • Aquarius: distant and nerdy // hilarious and also pretty evil
  • Pisces: super positive and happy // understanding

Nintendask: Dream Daddy AU

This cool dad is one hotshot for someone so literally “cool”. Prone to showing off his muscles and taking others on in just about any challenge, Midbus is the big ego with a tender heart. For some people, flattery gets you everywhere.

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Top 15 West Wing Relationships (as voted by my followers)

12. Abbey Bartlet and Jed Bartlet
     “One of the things that happens when I stay away too long is that you forget that you don’t have the power to fix everything. You have a big brain, and a good heart, and an ego the size of Montana… You do, Jed! You don’t have the power to fix everything. But I do like watching you try. ”

The Two Karas

Honestly, I think one of the reasons I love the relationship between the Danvers sisters so much is because if there’s ever a parallel for Jed Bartlet/Leo McGarry, it’s them.

Too often I see people treat Kara Danvers and Supergirl as two separate entities, or even two different people and I’m just so much reminded of what Toby said about the two Bartlets: “Well, there’s always been a concern. About the two Bartlets. The absent-minded professor with the “Aw, Dad” sense of humor. Disarming and unthreatening. Good for all time zones. And the Nobel Laureate. Still searching for salvation. Lonely, frustrated. Lethal.” Honestly just change a few words around, and you have the assistant at CatCo, pretending to be human, and the last Daughter of Krypton—the two Karas.The girl who pretends to be human and non-threatening and unseen, always with a smile on her face and a helpful ear to anyone who needs it.

And then there’s the girl who was raised to be nobility, to hold all of her world’s memories and history on her shoulders. Who have all the powers of a god from mythology, and all the anger–that’s apparent in the Red K episode. She has so much anger and frustration inside her that very few people expected.

Even James, who knew her backstory and her history was still surprised at what she was capable of. We joke she’s a horrible liar, but really she’s one of the best. The best liars are the ones who convince you that they’re the worst. She can lie to anyone, even herself.

And then there’s that quote from Abbey “You have a big brain and a good heart and an ego the size of Montana… . You don’t have the power to fix everything.” I absolutely adore Kara but sometimes she does have a bit of a snob thing going on. But if I was going to describe Kara, it might be like this.

And then there’s that line Mrs. Landingham tells kiddo!Jed: “You’re blessed with inspiration.” Kara, who inspires enough hope to an entire city to beat off alien brainwashing, who has one of the most powerful women in the world tell her on multiple occasions “You inspire me,” that she changed her for the better, who makes people who are bitter and jaded and at their last straw do the right thing with mere words, diffusing an armed robbery without her powers. And don’t forget Lucy Lane—the daughter of Sam Lane, xenophobe extraordinaire. There’s a line from Leo—“everyone here would rather die than let you down.” And this is a show where death is a very real possibility. This is not a hypothetical.

And then there’s Alex. Alex, the girl who was partying her future away, grades, slipping, her life a hair away from being spent in a cell. The woman who became a soldier, because she wanted to protect. “He likes teams. I love him so much.”  “I take a bullet for the President. He doesn’t take one for me. Is that all you got?” “There’s nothing you can do that’s not going to make me proud of you.” Leo, whose heart literally broke when Jed fired him. That’s how devastating the though was that Jed Bartlet didn’t need or want Leo anymore. The man literally almost died.

And yes, everyone can see how much Leo cares about Jed Bartlet, who wouldn’t with a line like “There’s nothing you can do that won’t make me proud of you,” but Jed loves Leo so much he Loves Leo, he’d do anything for Leo and Leo always wants to protect Jed, blacken his soul so Jed doesn’t have to, but just he Refuses, like how taking the censure would ensure that Leo wouldn’t face prosecution. Or where yes, Sam wrote the memo for the President to support Leo after the Sierra Tucson info got out, but Jed was the one who approved it. Or how for years, Jed kept and framed the napkin Leo brought that said “Bartlet for America,” giving it to him for a Christmas present, and held onto it for five years, keeping it with him everywhere he went. This is a man who is very independently wealthy, who’s keeping a campaign schedule to become vice president, but the possession he held onto was a framed old napkin.

Then there’s their common history. Both are soldiers, first and foremost. And then there’s the drinking. God, maybe Alex wasn’t quite addicted to alcohol—but she was getting there. Almost drinking and driving, failing her classes. She definitely had a problem. And Leo—who was drinking while he was Labor Secretary, who joked (but was probably more than a little bit serious) when Jed asked him for help on foreign policy “why do you think I’ve stayed sober?”

And then there’s that line from Jed: “He’s my best friend. I’m not the kind of person who has best friends.” Even on Krypton, Kara was pretty much alien royalty—that’d be a bit isolating. Combine that with a literal alien nature on Earth, yeah, she’s not going to really have a best friend, except Alex. Sure, plenty of people who she’s friendly with, but best friend? Even Melissa said this about Alex “she’s not a badass she’s my heart.”

Don’t get me wrong, I really do think the writers need to step back with trying to add all the extraneous characters to the ensemble because there are just too many, the CatCo and DEO storylines meshing less now that Calista isn’t here to really carry that storyline, but God do they do this relationship right.

Also, just a few key important things to remember—the fact that both Kara and Jed make stupid jokes when they’re hurt “I hope too many people didn’t bet on me” “Any pre-existing medical decisions?” “Well. I’ve been shot.” These two morons  cracking (bad) jokes in order to make their loved ones feel better when they’ve been hurt.

And then there’s a few other things:

“We try to avoid having the President make aesthetic decisions.” Cat would agree here. Kara is not allowed to make aesthetic decisions.

“You’re quite a nerd, Mr. President.”

“He’s a klutz, Mrs. Landingham, your President’s a geek!”

“The president likes steaks, he likes lobsters, he likes spaghetti, he likes ice cream…. he doesn’t like green beans.” Oh look, it’s Kara’s diet, minus the potstickers.

And then there’s the fact that both Kara and Jed like to watch TV to unwind, although Kara has a bit more freetime than Jed. You know. The most important comparison.

Why I'm FUCKING MAD at the signs
  • Aries: you're too fucking dramatic. Stop blowing everything out of proportion. The world doesn't revolve around you.
  • Taurus: you complain all the fucking time but never change what bothers you. Get your fucking ass up and stop coming up with new excuses.
  • Gemini: you're so damn mean. Who the fuck hurt you? You lie and talk shit about people the moment they leave the room but expect everyone to be straight up honest with you? This isn't how it works.
  • Cancer: you're such an unforgiving, petty little crybaby. I'm sorry for what I said three years ago. I apologised a million times. Move the fuck on. You're so damn whiny.
  • Leo: you're an insensitive fucking prick. You hurt others without even noticing and stomp around on the pieces of their broken hearts cause you, with your big fucking ego, expect everyone to make way for you.
  • Virgo: you're the devil in an angel's disguise. You lure people in like a siren, learn about their weakness, then ruin them by a calculated plan. You think you're smart cause you know how to play others? You're just being a manipulative asshole.
  • Libra: your inability to make decisions is so fucking annoying. I'm running out of patience with you. You're so unsure of everything, even of yourself. Stop being so goddamn insecure about who you are and what you want. You're not going to get anywhere in life if you keep relying on what other people tell you to do.
  • Scorpio: you're too fucking demanding. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins, and yours is never satisfied, which is why there's a special place in hell reserved for you. You always want more and complain when shit doesn't immediately work out for you. Have you ever heard of patience?
  • Saggitaurus: you're so loud, even when you're not talking, but that's rare anyway. You always have to make everything about you and prove your point and make sure you have the last word in an argument. That pisses people off and you don't even realise cause you expect everyone to love you just the way you are. Here's a secret: Some people won't love you the way you are. Learn to accept that.
  • Capricorn: you can be so motherfucking dull, like the human equivalent to a fucking rock. Generally smart and witty, you seem to be unable to feel empathy most of the time. You bottle everything up and constantly block everyone who tries to be kind to you, then complain about being lonely? Doesn't really make sense, huh?
  • Aquarius: you're such a self-loathing, dramatic pseudo-deep shit-talker and a walking cliché. Probably a hippie. Probably a hipster that says "I hate hipsters" and an artist that makes fun of other people's art.
  • Pisces: you're a dependent little baby and a hypochondriac. You're unable to pull yourself together and always create drama to distract people from your flaws which you never admit to have. Also, stop spending so much money wtf

*exo members does a solo activity*

chanyeol ALWAYS: 

Primadonna
Marina and the Diamonds
Primadonna

Cause I’m a primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was the world
I can’t help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
You say that I’m kinda difficult
But it’s always someone else’s fault
Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
You can count on me to misbehave

Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds

Entice (Baekhyun)

This request was fun ^_^ thank you very much to both of the anons for requesting this!

Too much, it’s you, your love, this is overdose.

Dating Byun Baekhyun is exactly what you imagined it to be. Since knowing him from almost the moment he could talk, you’d known what to expect from being the girlfriend of Byun Baekhyun from around the age of thirteen, when you realised quite how deep you were into the black hole of having feelings for your best friend.

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Gone part 1

Author’s note: Alright, I’m use to writing up Fairy Tail Fanfictions but I wanted to try something different. This might be a four shot. I love Eisuke but he can be a jackass sometimes and it makes me wonder why I chose him as a character. This is a tumblr only fanfic so, enjoy!


“___________!” Eisuke screamed “Wait! I can explain!” you were crying, your eyes out. The man you loved had beytrayed you by sleeping with another woman “___________, I can explain!” He was naked, trying his best to get dressed. He tried to console you and comfort you but you pulled back.
“What gave you the right to touch me after what you just did?” you ask Eisuke.
“_______________……..”
“We’re done Eisuke.” You handed your keys, pager and card to him. Then, you turned on the elevator and left without a word.

“________________, wait!” Eisuke called out, but it was too late; you were gone.
“Eisuke…..” his new found mistress called out “Come back to bed! Forget about that horrid girl.” Eisuke could literally feel his blood boiling, this slut thought he could get over you just like that.  
“Get out.” Eisuke muttered.
“Come again?”
“Get out! Get out of my hotel! You overstayed your welcome!”
“I-I never!”
“You really think my woman is some year round mating season?! I think that’s what you are if anything!”
“How dare you!”
“Leave!! Now!” with this said, the mistress left. Eisuke then walked over to his bar, poured himself a drink and sat on the couch.

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“You did what?!” Baba and Ota screamed. It was the week after you walked out, the guys showed up unannounced after being turned away by Eisuke the week before.
“Repeat that again Boss.” Baba said flabbergasted, Eisuke sighed.
“I cheated on ___________,” he said “she found out and left me.”  The guys looked at Eisuke in shock and disgust; he was the last person they expected to cheat on their girlfriend.
“What the hell were you thinking?!” Mamarou screamed while smoking his cigarettes crazy “You cheated on the kid!!!”
“Please, she’ll come back to me soon.”  
“Is your ego that big?” Soryu asked in a serious tone “You broke her heart! And not only that, she knows about the auctions! She could go to the public about this and ruin everything!” Eisuke paled on Soryu’s words; he was already depressed over losing you, but he forgot about that.

Immediately, Eisuke pressed a button and called Kenzaki into the Penthouse.
“Yes Mr. Ichinomiya?” Kenzaki asked in a respective tone.
“I need you to bring _________________________ in here.” Eisuke replied “I wish to talk to her.”
“I’m terribly sorry Mr. Ichinomiya, but _______________________ quit this morning.” The men looked at Kenzaki in shock.
“She quit!?” Ota screamed.
“Yes. She didn’t specify why, but said that she needed a change in scenery. Also, she didn’t leave a forwarding address and had left as well.” Eisuke could literally feel his heart shatter into a million pieces hearing Kenzaki’s words.

“What about her friends?”  Eisuked asked Kenzaki.
“Miss Koizumi and Miss  Kurihara?” Kenzaki asked “Yes, they are still here.”
“Bring them in.” Kenzaki bowed and left to retrieve the two friends. Eventually, the two girls arrived inside the Penthouse and looked around the room.
“Ladies,” Eisuke began “I would like to know where _____________ is.” Sakiko and Chisato looked at each other with worry and uncertainty.
“Should we tell him?” Sakiko asked Chisato in a hushed whisper.
“Maybe we should.” Chisato replied “I mean, does it really matter at this point?” Eisuke and the men looked with uncertainty.
“Is something wrong?” Baba asked with kindness. Sakiko pulled out her cellphone and looked in her text messages. Finally, she pulled up something and showed it to the guys; The video showed you’re face in your apartment at night.

“Hi Sakiko, Chisato.” you said into the camera “If you’re watching this, I’m already gone. You’ve already heard that Eisuke and I have ended our relationship. I have also quitted my job here at The Tre’s of Spades. Why? Because, I need time. Seeing Eisuke with another woman, it made me realize something; I was being played for a fool. The constant calls, the stupid time limits, being blamed for stupid things even the jealousy over nothing. I realized, that I’m too good for Eisuke; I loved him, but after he broke my heart, I realized he needed me more than I needed him. So, I’m leaving Japan for my own reasons and I’m going to travel the world on my own. I’m not giving my exact location to anyone. And I’m sorry, but I know how Eisuke can be, so I removed some of the tracking devices he put on my devices and changed my number.”
“Jesus Christ.” Sakiko said during a pause to Eisuke “The hell’s the matter with you?”
“Realize who you’re talking to.” Eisuke growled.
“But, after this, I’m leaving for a random country. Hope to see you both again one day.” The video ended at that moment, leaving the men speechless.

“She really is gone.” Ota replied with shock.
“We checked her room,” Chisato replied “a good portion of her clothes are gone. Not the ones she’s seen wearing outside of work. More like clothes she wore before she got here.”
“Clothes she wore before she got here?” Soryu asked.
“You didn’t know?” Sakiko asked “____________ was a goth chick before she got a job here.”  The men’s eyes widened hearing this statement about you.
“Also, we found a good portion of her hair in the trash can and a bottle of hair dye.” Chisato replied. Eisuke began to feel numb, hearing this new wave of information about you and your sudden disappearance.
“_____________,” Eisuke whispered. For once in his life, Eisuke felt powerless




Part 2 is out: http://mangaguitar96.tumblr.com/post/125816607128/gone-part-2

I’ve wandered, I’ve roamed, I have called other places home, if for awhile. This state, this big sky, big mountain, small town, smaller ego, open land, wild state, has my heart, and always will. Montana is magic, it sinks into your blood without you knowing and plants it’s flag proudly inside you. It pulls you back, no matter how far you stray.
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Homesick (Klance fic for arrafrost)

Here’s my little Klance offering to @arrafrost the Queen Crab temptress extraordinaire who dragged me into this ship. You’re a mean crab sorceress and I’m gonna fight you and your evil influence (with red heart confetti). Enjoy! Just like how I enjoy these two gay dorks. Ugh, that sounds kinda creepy when I say it out loud. Also, like I suddenly want Space Daddy Shiro to sex up Lance and I don’t know why.

Tags: Keith/Lance (Voltron), fluff, some angst and crying, comforting boyfriends, my stupid first attempt at Voltron because I’m an incurable shipper of two gay space cowboys pleasedontkillmeeeee

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Well I guess I finished drawing my OC?

Her name’s Carmen, she’s 18, and she’s a sassy pun-loving fuck who likes to dance and look fabulous. She can also do a bit of gymnastics and is kinda flexible. She’s 5′4″ (like me), completely colorblind, and she has some anxiety but she covers that up with a fake big ego when in reality she is a smol kind-hearted softy who is lonely and likes praise bc her rich parents don’t give her attention at home. She absolutely LOVES cats, has a tendency to be way too brutally honest at times, and she can probably eat anything tbh. Also she is biromantic and asexual.

She’s still kinda in the works but oh well. Feel free to draw her and maybe ship her with your own OC’s? Go wild! (ノ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ *:・゚✧