big brother contestant

The BBCAN thing is gonna bug me bc is it an all-stars season??? a summer/fall season?? internationals series with arisa hosting?? confirming that it’s been renewed??? Are they taking over the bbus house / doing another hg swap except with a bbcan vet as the DoT curse?? it’s funny how it lines up with the US eviction vote so I’m betting it’s involved with BB19

how tf am i supposed to wait 24 hours 

generic female big brother contestant: “i dont wanna work with the girls cuz guy alliances always do better!!!”

me: “maybe the guy alliances always do better cuz they actually respect each other and dont call each other catty bitches”

Originally posted by giphygiff

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Lgbt Cast of Big Brother season 17: Audrey Middleton Age: 25 First Big Brother Transgender Contestant Jason Roy Age: 25 Gay Vanessa Russo Age: 32 Lesbian or Bisexual

So everyone is talking about who the best Big Brother contestant is or who is the greatest Survivor of all time, but y’all have forgotten the true Queen of reality TV: Heather 

First of all she has won the most Individual challenges (7) out of ALL the contestants! ALL OF THEM? Do you know how many that is; a shit ton.

And not only that Miss Queen Bee has been responsible for more eliminations then anyone else, eliminating 14 people. 14. What kind of Queen?

Also, Heather is one of the few people to play for a record 4 times. And a part of the elite group to make the final 4 more then once. Oh and did I mention Heather has appeared in more episodes than anyone else, with 75?! When will your fave?!

And lastly, Heather never tried to hide the fact she was a stone cold bitch and owned her Villain status and embraced it. Unlike many BB or Survivor contestants who try to hide or cover-up their actions, Heather will tell you straight up she’s a master manipulator and will cut a bitch down quickly. 

So in conclusion; Heather is what everyone tries to be, but never will. Don’t ever try to compete with her, because you will lose. 

both times she’s played, sandra diaz-twine has pitted herself against an (insufferable) male character whose contempt for her as an actual competitive player has helped her build the alliances and relationships she needed to win. twice.

and i don’t think that was an accident. she is so determined in the fight against her chosen enemies that they see her as an annoying fly rather than the threat of the best player that has ever played the game. she can fly the “i told you so” flag to the jury because she DID tell them to get rid of her archenemy and they either worked with her in her alliance or were betrayed and want to vote against someone else. she does what she has to do to make it to the end!!!

assuming that sandra uses the same strategy in game changers, she will find someone on her original tribe that is arrogant, full of himself, and capable of going far in the game. obviously fairplay & russell are my baseline for this assessment. the game has changed and evolved since heroes vs. villains and everyone out there will be playing hard, but i would argue that sandra is one of the most adaptable players in the game. being the only 2-time winner ever she will obviously be more of a threat than ever before, but regardless, i want to know who sandra’s next victim will be.

THE CANDIDATES

malcolm freberg - it might actually break my heart if sandra and malcolm don’t work together, and worse, if they actively dislike one another. malcolm has twice proven he can go far in the game with his physical/strategic abilities and honestly i think it would be a terrible move for sandra to go after someone as game savvy as malcolm.

caleb reynolds - i’m probably blinded by my immense dislike here, but seeing as caleb was originally a big brother contestant, i’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s no survivor superfan and i think sandra’s gonna see through his bullshit. unlike russell, he probably knows that sandra won, but that might be all. i find his cowboy appearance and attitude repulsive and would be overjoyed if sandra blessed us by complaining about him all season. strong contender for the spot.

troyzan robertson - his personality may qualify him for dislike just because he’s so over-the-top and obnoxious – see: “this is MY island!!!” but the thing that gives me pause is that he is a fan of the show and will undoubtedly know how much of a threat sandra really is. i also see another possibility with him taking the role of rupert in pearl isalnds where he is just blinded by being on the show and turns into a pirate.

jeff varner - i could see jeff and sandra working together ESPECIALLY because he was such a target when he played on second chance & is originally from an old school season. of course he’s a lil obnoxious but so are most survivor contestants… 

tony vlachos - i would be shocked if they didn’t end up working together. tony’s one of the most highly regarded winners and that is heightened by the recency of cagayan. tony’s obviously very good at survivor & if i were him i would probably try to work with sandra just to get the target off my back a lil bit.

VERDICT: sandra/caleb rivalry (but not ruling out troyzan)

and that’s why she’s the queen

These were the last people to find out the U.S. election results

House guests on reality show Big Brother Over the Top have had no contact with the outside world for six weeks. On Thursday night, host Julie Chen announced the presidential election results to the show’s contestants.

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Big Brother Contestants that were arrested after the show:

BB3 Tonya - Reckless Homicide, DUI which ended up killing 2 people

BB5 Drew - Domestic Violence against his BF

BB14 Willie - DUI

BB9 Adam - Oxycodone Drug Ring (With BB9 Matthew)

BB10 Steven - Beating the crap out of his BF and fellow Gay Porn Star

BB9 Matthew - Beating his Pregnant GF

BB9 Matthew, again - Oxycodone Drug Ring (with BB9 Adam)

Lazy Day (S.W)

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“YN!” Sam shouts, causing me to jump out of my daydream and swinging in my arm around to smack him for scaring me. “Ow! What the fuck was that for?!”

“For screaming in my fucking ear, you cow!”

“Fuck off, you hit me really fucking hard!”

“Because you screamed in my fucking ear!”

“I’m trying to fucking sleep, shut your fucking mouths you sons of bitches!”

I widen my eyes and pull the duvet up to just under my eyes, Nate’s probably only been in bed for like, 30 minutes, the time being 5 in the fucking morning.

We went to bed last night at 7. We went out for an ‘early dinner’ at 4, came back at 4:30 due to, circumstances, and fell asleep straight away.

I guess two and a half hours of pure sex really does tire you out. Well, obviously, but I’m surprised we managed to go out for that long. We only ever stopped so Sam could pee and I could get some water. It was great really.

“Sorry, bro!” Sam calls back in a laugh. He leans on his elbow, looking down at me with a big smile. “So…” He mumbles, raising his eyebrows at me. “Wanna go for round 16?”

I scoff loudly and roll my eyes so hard that they hurt. “Dude, no! I’m so sore I can’t even begin to explain.”

“You think you’re sore?” He laughs sourly, “I went through nearly two packs of condoms! I need to moisturise my dick!” He’s such a drama queen sometimes, he’d be such a good Big Brother contestant. “Wanna help with some natural moisturiser?”

That smirk will be the death of me. But it will also be the death of him.

“I’m not going bare, Sam, your pullout game is weaker than Donald Trump’s parents’.”

He tilts his head back and shakes his head at my comment. “Harsh.”

“Say that to more than 30 pregnancy tests.”

He’d probably freak out if I told him the actual number of pregnancy tests I’ve taken since we met. When we were 15. That was 8 years ago.

79.

79 fucking pregnancy tests in 8 years. Thank god for multipacks. And late periods.

“Damn, more than 30?” He looks impressed with himself, but also shocked - imagine having 30 kids. Fuck 30, imagine having 79 kids.

“'You know how much money all those tests cost me?”

“More than my Yeezys?”

“You didn’t even pay for them, but yeah, roughly around the same price if you want an accurate result.”

“I’ll buy the next one-”

There won’t be another pregnancy test in my hand for at least 6 years. That’s one promise I can (try to) keep.

“The next pregnancy scare will be when we actually want to start a family-”

“Aw babe, you wanna have kids with me?”

“Only if you shut up and rub my back like a good boyfriend.”

I roll onto my stomach with my head facing my boyfriend. I pull the cover down to my tail bone and grab his hand, placing it right on top of the spot that needed a good run. “So demanding. So sexy.”

He starts to gently massage my back with his warm hands. “I’m not gunna give in.” Sam sighs and adds a little bit more pressure with his hands. He really does have magic hands. “We’re not fucking for a month, either.” I need time to recover from the past 24 hours. “Let’s not talk about this anymore, tell me about your trip to Jamaica next week, I wanna hear what you’re planning on doing.”

“For an entire month?! Are you fucking crazy?!”

“Dude, I changed the subject!” I pinch his bicep with a laugh - we both know I won’t be able to actually hold out for an entire month, but it’s a good threat for when he pisses me off. “Are you gunna meet Ky-Mani finally?”

We spent the rest of the day in bed, - well, until 3pm when we decided to get into onesies and go get McDonald’s, but then we came home and got back into bed - talking about things we saw around the town or online, watching Family Guy and How I Met Your Mother on Netflix and eating anything we could find, which was barely anything because guys who both have busy lives travelling around don’t bother to stock up their cupboards. It was a good day. Lazy days with your partner is the best thing ever, hands down.

Even when the entire time is spent turning down requests for a “round 16”.

IMMUNITYILOL'S guide to "What season of Survivor should I watch first?"

[updated as of Season 29]

Hello! Please take note that the best way to watch survivor (to avoid spoilers from other seasons) is to watch it chronologically. But it’s really no big deal if you start with the recent ones or at the middle. Just keep in mind that sometimes, players talk about previous players/winners that can spoil a previous season. Although, remember that a season is not just about who won it, there’s more to it than the winner. A good combination of tribal councils, cast, challenges, confessionals, and more, make up a lovely survivor season.

So here’s a list of seasons with all-newbies that I recommend:

-Brains Brawn Beauty (Season 28) [wildly beloved with a really really good cast]

-China (Season 15) [very interesting location with really good cast]

-Pearl Islands (Season 7) [a really good classic season]

-San Juan Del Sur (Season 29) [loved-ones season, it’s basically like a normal season but with pairs of people who know each other, better to watch this after about a couple of normal seasons]

-Nicaragua (Season 21) [Old vs Young twist, I liked this season but it had mixed reactions because it followed Heroes vs Villains]

-Gabon (Season 17) [the best location for me and i like the cast too]

-Panama (Season 12) [combination of good, interesting and polarizing players]

-Cook Islands (Season 13) [Race twist, controversial, very nice location]

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Here’s a list of other seasons with no returning players:

Borneo (Season 1), Australian Outback (Season 2), Africa, (Season 3), Marquesas (Season 4), Thailand (Season 5), Amazon (Season 6), Vanuatu (Season 9), Palau (Season 10), Fiji (Season 14), Tocantins (Season 18), Samoa (Season 19), One World (Season 24)

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the list under this have specific seasons of players returning on a given season (is that clear omfg this is so hard to explain), you might consider them spoilers (i do not) but it’s up to you

Here are seasons with returning players:

All Stars (Season 8) - 18 players from season 1-7 returned

Guatemala (Season 11) - 2 players from season 10 returned

Micronesia (Season 16) - Fans vs Favorites, 10 players returned from seasons 7, 9, 12, 13, 14, 15.

Heroes vs Villains (Season 20) - All-stars with 20 players from seasons 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

Redemption Island (Season 22) - 2 players from Heroes vs Villains returned

South Pacific (Season 23) - 2 players from seasons 20 & 16 returned

Philippines (Season 25) - 3 players that were medically evacuated before returned, from seasons 2, 16, and 19. those are not major spoilers because at least one in every season gets injured/quits

Caramoan (Season 26) - Fans vs Favorites 2, 10 players from seasons 16, 17, 21, 22, 23, 25

Blood vs Water (Season 27) - Loved-ones season with 10 returning players from seasons 1, 2, 12, 19, 20, 24, and a former Big Brother contestant