big brother houseguests in school

paul
- listens to metal loud enough so everyone can hear it
- give out free copies of his mixtape
- had a mustache in 4th grade
- 1 other friend
victor
- talks in spanish to his other spanish friends around teachers
- hasnt cut his hair since 6th grade
- doesn’t wear underwear
- got suspended twice
corey
- wears the same shorts every day
- secretly gay
- plays football just for the chance of touching a man
- got suspended for burning the school mascot, “Gerry the Goat”
paulie
- thinks everyone loves him
- douchebag
- has a different girlfriend every 3 weeks
- scared of women
bronte
- hair bows
- short shorts
- math
bridgette
- reason the school has home ec
- everyone hates her because she’s dating an asshole
- converse
- brings cookies into school every day
frank
- has a girlfriend but hits on other women
- touches girls but doesn’t get in trouble
- probably sleeping with the principal
- curly cue
zakiya
- never speaks
- bad in gym class
- has no friends because she’s dating the school douchebag
jozea
- messiah
- openly gay
- uses the womans bathroom
nicole
- somehow popular
- thinks people like her
- talks about her friends behind their backs
- boyfriend is gay
glenn
- last one picked in gym
- left school after a week
james
- flunked
- talks about how great his last class year was
- class clown
michelle
- messy bun & sweatpants
- skipped 2 grades
- calls people out for their bs
- raps in the school talent show
natalie
- head cheerleader
- been a freshman for 3 years
- karen smith
davonne
- loud
- has a new weave every month
- squad leader
tiffany
- gets called her sisters name in class
- antisocal
- lesbian but says she’s bi to fit in
- silly