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‘The summer sun was not meant for boys like me. Boys like me belonged to the rain’

cutie pies Dante Quintana and Ari Mendoza from Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz. I finished it a few days ago and wow……it is an AMAZING book. i cried several times

the first time ari stays the night at dantes is like… a complete accident like he would go see Dante after a tiring day of whatever boys did back then and they’d make out and stuff and he’d just fall asleep. like the boy’s knocked out. and soon it’s 9pm and he hasn’t woken up and dantes like “mom he’s actually snoring I dont wanna wake him up”

Then the Mendozas call the Quintanas asking for ari and they say he’s asleep

or Soledad calls the Mendozas to let them know ari is there and still sleeping and that he’s safe and stuff and convinces them to let ari stay the night since its safer than him driving while he’s tired

and ari doesn’t know any of this so he just wakes up the next morning next to Dante completely freaked bc he was out the whole night and he didn’t call his parents and he’s thinking they’re worried outta their minds

Happy Birthday to Shaquille O'Neal

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