big 4

1. I have liked my postal carrier for years. She’s let me track her down elsewhere in town to get an international package before.

2. She does not like my dog, he’s big, loud and lets anyone he sees know he is protecting my house.

3. I saw her, waved, she waved back and I gestured I was coming out to get the packages. Something I’ve done many times as I know she doesn’t care for my big scary dog.

4. She THREW them on my porch anyway. As seen here. And this video will be presented to her boss as a result. I don’t care how safely they are packaged or if it’s raining. No excuse for that ****.

She is now on my list.

5

Hang on Team Mom, your kids are trying to make their new sibling comfortable.

so yeah I finally watched Moana and she is like super cool and now she is gonna be one of my new faves and i can’t find the proper colour for her skin plz kill me

Bonus +

The Big 4 is the Big 4 for a reason. It bugs me when people have the gall to look at them and say they’re hardly developed, they’re cliché (and that’s bad), or there’s nothing there, when they themselves ship something that makes little sense or is obscure. It’s developed- Mashima’s given countless chapters to these pairs interacting whether platonic or otherwise. It seems cliché because of course we’ve seen these kind of couples before- we can identify with them. That doesn’t make them bad.
    – submitted by anonymous

Brief introduction to the big 4 of thrash metal

This post is aimed towards those who are completely new to thrash metal



formed in 1979. The creators of thrash metal. Also the first metal band ever. To this day they have released 234 studio albums.
Members (from R to L) 

Nick Mustaine ( 4 string guitar, backing vocals) 

Lars king (lead guitar,stunts and cries)  

 Frank hammett (vocals, kazoo and electric triangle on tracks 2 and 9)

David Ian (irrelevant guitar, backing vocals, flute)

Tom Hetfield (drums, backing vocals and keyboard)

recommended albums: roots, darkness descends


Formed in 1990, the most comercially succesful of them all. Also the Creators of the teenage mutant ninja turtles metal genre.
Members (from R to L):

Scott Newsted: guitar we all care about, occasional screams

Joey Ellefson: irrelevant guitar, lead mouth farting, magic tricks.

Jeff Ulrich: longer guitar, backing mouth farts

James Spitz: drums, piano, 1 string guitar on track “untitled”

recommended albums: game over, powerslave


formed in 1985 in texas, they have the most varied style and albums. Famous for being slayer’s enemies and for kicking dogs on-stage
Memberz: 

 Marty burton: lead drums, vocals 

 Jason menza: lead dog kicker, more important guitar, backing screams for mercy   

Dave hanneman: less important guitar, irrelevancy  

Charlie belladonna: lead vocals, weird guitar, xilophone, nun chucks

recommended albums: world circus, think this


formed in 1986 theyre the most mysterious of them all. Few things are known about the band members. We do not even know their real names

Members:

“kirk”:GUITAR, ukulele 

“ putrid pervert”: lead vocals, not so important guitar, violin

“skullcrusher”: bongs, drums, skulls

“morbid corpse love maker”: long 4 string electric harp

recommended albums: killing is my business, de mysteriis dom sathanas

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“Come listen my young dragon friend, and I will tell a tale

Of days when Vikings feared the sound of monsters’ distant wail

For was a time not long ago, when wars were bravely fought

Against a foe we feared before a lesson we were taught

That night of fury one did dare to set aside his dread,

And place his hand upon a winged villain’s gentle head

Now time has past, and what was once our cursed enemy,

Now carries us to battle against our threat across the sea”

Hiccup’s Ballad. 

because Hiccup always secretly wanted to be a disney princess who sung with animals

10

1. Sheldon referring to coitus as ‘making love’ for the first time.
2. Making sure Amy knew they weren’t having sex for the wrong reasons.
3. Being all adorable and shy as he talks about what they’re about to do.
4. Leading Amy on as they walk to their bedroom.
YUP, I’m dead. Bye world.