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The Signs as Bully Characters

Aries: Jimmy Hopkins

Taurus: Gord Vendome

Gemini: Gary Smith

Cancer: Pete Kowalski

Leo: Mandy Wiles

Virgo: Derby Harrington

Libra: Lola Lombardi

Scorpio: Edgar Munsen

Sagittarius: Norton Williams

Capricorn: Bif Taylor

Aquarius: Ted Thompson

Pisces: Trent Northwick

  • Bif: Derby Harrington... how do I even begin to explain Derby Harrington?
  • Angie: Derby Harrington is flawless.
  • Gord: He has two Rolex watches and a silver Lexus.
  • Thad: I hear his hair is insured for $10,000.
  • Christy: I hear he does Aquaberry commercials... in Los Santos.
  • Chad: His favourite movie is Richie Rich's Christmas Wish.
  • Parker: One time he met Jennifer Aniston on a plane...
  • Melody: And she told him he was pretty.
  • Johnny: One time, I punched him in the face. It was awesome.

Welcome to Bullworth

Since the poster was actually wrecked, I wanted to colour it digitally. I feel much better knowing it hasn’t gone unfinished. 

Bully Height Headcanons

Jimmy Hopkins: 5′6″

Gary Smith: 5′8″

Petey Kowalski: 5′4″

Russell Northrop: 6′4″

Johnny Vincent: 5′9″

Derby Harrington: 5′11″

Earnest Jones: 5′5″

Ted Thompson: 6′

Bif Taylor: 6′3″