bible-story

anonymous asked:

Just so ya know, the song Hometown directly quotes the bible. So I looked in to it and it's literally a full bible story. So, he cums on demand to a bible story.

That’s just Josh n ty for ya isn’t it

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'Risen,' New Movie About Jesus' Resurrection, Linked to Mel Gibson's Massively Successful and Gritty 'Passion of the Christ'
"The unbelieving tribune, named Clavius, is commanded by Pontius Pilate "to find the body, dispel rumors of a risen Messiah and prevent an uprising in Jerusalem," according to a press release. Clavius is assisted in his mission by Lucius, another "abiblical" character. Lucius is portrayed by Tom Felton, popular for his role as the pernicious Draco Malfoy in the "Harry Potter" film series."

Hold Up:

I’m pumped for this film but seriously…Tom Felton aka Draco Malfoy is going to play a character named Lucius? Did they forget his Harry Potter father is named Lucius? That just cracks me up. It’s too ironic for the producers to have missed

“Father I have become you”

As a churchboy, I used to read the story of David and Jonathan over and over and it sustained me as a child. This was before any sort of gay tolerance in church was even considered.

Coincidentally, there is no other love story  covered more extensively as that of David and Jonathan in the entire Bible.

1st Samuel 18 to 2 Samuel chapter 2

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CAN SOMEONE EDIT FUYUHIKO WITH THIS PLEASE?!?!?!?

I WILL LITERALLY LOVE YOU FOREVER OMFG.

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Why do we get baptized? Why did Jesus get baptized? 

These adorable kids will explain.

Hair is our strength.

Notice how we were pro black, strong, & natural back in the 70s??

Are you familiar with the Samson & Delilah story?? Samson was strong because of his hair, one night Delilah seduced him and made Samson spill his secret of strength. He told her it was his hair, so she cut it off while he slept. The next day he awakened to be beat, and sacrificed. While he was chained up to two pillars he asked Yah for strength & for forgiveness. Yah granted him his strength back (hair) and he pulled the two pillars down which is what was holding the temple up & it all fell and everyone died.

After the 70s, everyone permed their hair and fell weak. Now here we are in 2015, back to our natural hair and are fighting for rights again and coming together. Trust me when I say, our hair is our strength and it shows it. That’s why Yah doesn’t want us to cut our hair. It’s our beauty, strength, & crown! Why do you think Caucasians portray our hair to be ugly & try to ban our hair at the workplace? Think about what our hair represents. They are afraid!

John the Baptist

“Hey, are you John the Baptist?”
“No, I’m just John.”
“What are you doing right now?”
“Baptizing someone.”
“What’s the name of someone who does that.”
“A Baptist.”
“So aren’t you John the Baptist?”
“No.”
“Yeah, you are.”
“No, I’m not. I’m John and a Baptist, but not John the Baptist.”
“Yeah, I guess you’re right. You’re John the Fucking Moron for not seeing you’re really John the Baptist.”
“Dude, you suck. I was going to baptize you for free, but not anymore.”
“I don’t want to be baptized by John the Fucking Moron. You’ll probably mess up and baptize my shirt instead of me or something.”
“Hey! That’s only happened a few times.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Hahahah. Think those shirts are in heaven or something?”
“Hahah. Can you imagine? God would be like ‘Why are these shirts here???? Did I order these???’ Hahahah.”
“God seems cool.”
“Yeah.”