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Seventeen as Bad Pickup Lines

S. Coups: Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend Material

Jeonghan: Can you touch my arm so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel?

Joshua: I put “stud” in Bible study

Jun: Did you get your pants 50% off? I’m just saying that they would be 100% off at my place ;-)))

Hoshi: If I’m vinegar than you must be baking soda because you make me all bubbly inside :D

Wonwoo: If you were a vegetable you would be a “cute-cumber”

Woozi: I’m not actually this tall, I’m sitting on my wallet

DK: Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite

Mingyu: Did you sit in a pile of sugar because you have a sweet ass :-)

The8: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back

Seungkwan: Dang girl, are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work in my stomach but it makes me want to take you out

Vernon: Hey bb, on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Dino: If u were a booger I’d pick u first

Pick up lines every Christian girl needs in her arsenal
  • I went on a mission trip recently, but all I did was end up mission you
  • You sure do put the stud in Bible study
  • You know what you and the temple veil have in common? You’re both ripped.
  • How do you like your kisses: unforeseen or sloppy wet?