Movies based on Christian beliefs that came out this year, a summary
-God's Not Dead:
Atheists are st*pid, Christians have everything right and clearly every atheist has some d*mb reason why they don't believe in God how dare they we are superior and christian persecution is real.
White people were totally around right now yep
-Heaven is for Real:
Hi, I'm a four year old preacher's son that had a dream induced by anesthesia on an operating table in which Heaven was centered around my church and I saw depictions of Christ that I have seen as well as my conception of Heaven, everyone listen to me.
Noah was a white warrior and Ramses had a tan. Also the Sphinx was totally European
-Son of God:
Nobody's white EXCEPT for Jesus we almost had it folks
History channel tells Bible stories with white people and interprets some shit right and skews others to make pious shitheads look better. Also Jews are terrible and Jesus was passive
Nic Cage in a movie based on a series of books that make millions on people's fear and apparently the 90s Kirk Cameron version wasn't good enough whoops
guys me and my parents have been watching the bible series on the history channel.
IS IT BAD THAT I AM ATTRACTED TO THE GUY WHO PLAYS PETER? God he’s so cute and perf. Even though i was focused on the storyline and the actual purpose of the story, i couldn’t help but notice that cute little mug of his.
expect more DARWIN SHAW spam from me soon and in the future.
i wonder if this is going to be worse than the sendhil ramamurthy spamage