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things that could happen when nygmobblepot becomes canon

( I don’t want anyone telling me it won’t become canon, let me have this please and thank you my loves ❤ )

  • Ed pulling Oswald close to him while they kiss and Oswald recoiling out of sexual insecurity, but Ed helps him through it
  • Edward and Oswald holding hands
  • Edward and Oswald murdering people and kissing over dead bodies
  • Relationship drama followed up by makeup kisses and sex
  • Ed saying “I love you” to Oswald every day so he never forgets
  • Stroking each other’s hair affectionately
  • Ed killing someone to protect Oswald or out of jealousy
  • Jim and Harvey having to watch them makeout
  • Implication that Ed and Oswald had sex
  • Ed and Oswald sleeping in the same bed (in their pajamas)
  • Flirting constantly
  • Ed or Oswald worrying profusely when they are separated from one another
  • Sitting close together on couches and chairs, arms around each other casually, going about normal business
  • One taking care of the other while they’re sick, and there is a lot of fussing
  • Ed and Oswald reminiscing about the first time they met, and how far they have come in their relationship since then
  • Ed and Oswald kissing, all the time
Damn it, Ed Sheeran...

That’s right, I said it.

I had an SPN fanfic mapped out. It was going to be sexy and wild and fluffy.

There was going to be shower sex.

But the song I had in mind slipped from it rather quickly. So I go looking for another.

And then, by some random crazy happenstance, I stumbled upon Ed Sheeran.

That’s right. This guy:

Originally posted by old-ed-sheerin

And there’s a song in particular that, once I heard it, moved me with warm fuzzy feelings of newfound love.

And the shower sex went right out the window. God damn it.

Oh, there will still be smut. Delightfully so. But the context will be considerably fluffier than I initially intended. And maybe that’s okay.

And it’s all because of that beautiful ginger bastard with the heartwarming vocals.

Ed Sheeran is a precious cinnamon roll that should be protected at all costs. 

Originally posted by expectvnce

That is all. ^_^