bias: christmas boy

Attention followers, friends, family, strangers, whoever you are: Here are some awesome gift ideas

What to get me for my birthday:

  • Jung Hoseok

What to get me for Christmas:

  • Jung Hoseok

What to get me for Hanukkah:

  • Jung Hoseok

What to get me for New Years:

  • Jung Hoseok

What to get me for Halloween:

  • Jung Hoseok

What to get me for Valentines Day:

  • Jung Hoseok

What to get me for St. Patrick’s Day:

  • Jung Hoseok

What to get me for Easter (I don’t care if I don’t celebrate it):

  • Jung Hoseok

What to get me for any country’s independence day:

  • Jung Hoseok

The gist of this post:

Get me….

  • Jung Hoseok
  • Jung Hoseok
  • Jung Hoseok
  • Jung Hoseok
  • JUNG HOSEOK
  • J U N G H O S E O K 

that is all

DISCLAIMER: i’m not actually a psychotic fangirl with no sense of a persons well being or privacy or free will and i do not actually want anyone to kidnap J-Hope of BTS for me, i just have a lot of feelings okay

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Stephen Colbert - Jingle Man, Christmas Boy

Oh, Jingle man, Christmas boy
Fighting crime with toys
Catching smugglers in New York 
and thieves in Illinois, oh

Jingle man, Christmas boy
Fighting crime with toys
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 
ho ho ho ho ho ho

Dashing through the town
In a one-horse Escalade
Hunting criminals down
Punching all the way, PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!

Helping the police
Eating candy canes
Wearing polar fleece
And an umbrella if it rains

Oh, Jingle man, Christmas boy
Fighting crime with toys
Catching smugglers in New York 
and thieves in Illinois, oh

Jingle man, Christmas boy
Fighting crime with toys
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 
ho ho ho ho ho ho

Dashing through the snow
In a pizza delivery van
Over the streets they go
Hitting pedestrians, Just kidding!

Never doing drugs
Calling their grandmas
Giving lots of hugs to
Everyone who needs a hug

Oh, Jingle man, Christmas boy
Fighting crime with toys
Silver bells and do be do
I lost my train of thought… ROCK LOBSTER!

Jingle man, Christmas boy
Fighting crime with toys
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 
ho ho ho ho ho ho