bias

there’s 13 types of biases:

1. the bias that makes you go HOLY GUACAMOLE WHY ARE SO CUTE PROTECT THEM

2. the one that turns you into a hard stan and makes you whisper “i need holy water” every time you see them

3. the one that makes you wonder how is it even possible to be so damn beautiful and has you wondering if they are even fucking real probably not

4. “I WANT TO MARRY THEM AND HAVE TWENTY KIDS WITH THEM THAT LOOK JUST LIKE THEM AND NOTHING LIKE ME SO OUR KIDS LOOK LIKE GODS AND WILL HAVE 879 DOGS AND 765 CATS AND-”

5. the one you fell in love with because of their mind. is THAT bias that makes you wish you could have deep conversations with at 3am sitting in a rooftop looking at the sky and just listening to them talking ‘bout the way they see life

6. THAT bias that makes you cry 24/7 'cause they work so hard, they are so kind, care so much, are so sweet, chased their dreams, started from the bottom and now they’re here, cries when they win, when they talk about other members/their fans, etc. you cry for them just because they fucking breATH

7. bias who’s got your favorite voice in the world. you could listen to them singing, talking, making weird noises and burping 25/8 and you would NEVER get tired. you fall asleep listening you their solo tracks or a compilation of them sneezing

8. you freaking love how silly they are. makes you laugh the hardest even when you’re fucked up and hate your life. makes you laugh so loud everyone looks at you wondering if something is wrong with you or you just high af. in every try not to laugh challenge kpop vers. you lose when they appears, even if they’re just standing there doing absolutely nothing

9. AESTHETICS. every time they post a pic you scream at your phone/computer “INSTAGRAM NEEDS YOU BITCH”. you wish you were as aesthetic as them. you attempt to it, you fail. you probably have them as your lockscreen

10. THAT BIAS THAT GOTS YOU WELL FED. posts 24/7 so you spend 24/7 jumping to get your phone every time you get a notification 'CAUSE IT COULD BE THEM. you wonder if they are trying to kill you, they probably are but you don’t complain

11. THAT ONE BIAS THAT MAKES YOU A STARVING HOE. post once a year, are probably shy/don’t talk too much in vlives or shows but they can also be sometimes the loudest and you thank god for every time they give you a sign they are still alive. when they are strangely active for more than two days you go ?????????????????? and think they’re just feeding you 'cause they plan on dissappearing for the next 100 years you right

12. YOUR BABY. it’s not like “the cute one”. you want to take care of them, don’t want nothing bad to ever happen to them, defend them with your life. don’t you dare insult them, their fans will literally kill 'cause “their babies only deserve love”. you want to keep them in your pocket and protect them from this cruel world. never a hard stan for them, just soft soft soft

13. THE ULTIMATE BIAS. it’s a mix of all the above so you just sit there and question what the fuck you are doing with your life and why the hell you’re so obsessed with someone you don’t even know/why you have so much mix feelings 'for them. you’re their hoe, their mum/dad, their best friend, their wife, their girlfriend, the mum/dad of their children, their doctor, their security guard, their babysitter, their sister/brother and even their fucking grandma/grandpa