Despite the fact that the oldest town in the united states is only 450 years old, Listeners, this week Barton Hollow will be celebrating it’s very first QUINCENTENNIAL! We’re so proud of our little town, and in honor of this life changing event, our mayor and the faeries who still won’t leave City Hall, have decided to throw a week long celebration.
Nothing ghoulish or scary here, Listeners. No tricks and all treats. This week is going to be the best week our little town has ever seen. Yes, even better than that one time it rained chocolate chips for a whole week. We know, that’s hard to believe. And it all starts the 12th.