Meet Bofogo. My new pillow pet. He’s a dolphin. But I named him BFGShark (pronounced bofogo shark). Which does not stand for Big, Friendly, Giant Shark. Oh no. This is the Big, Fat, Gay shark. Why? Because I’m overly influenced by Glee fandom. Also, Bofogo has a cleavage line, showing off his moobage. 

And also, Bofogo happens to be on a Hello Kitty comforter. Just saying.