bff sam


what do we want? drugs! when do we want them? now! ( requested by anonymous )


So, I wanted to write something without kids…here we go.  Bucky and Sam.  Bro-nemies shenanigans after Darcy and Steve’s first date…

“Well well well, look who is doing the walk of shame.”

Steve furrowed his brow at Sam’s very loud announcement as he walked into the gym.  He didn’t quite understand that and shared a look with Bucky, who was standing next to Sam’s weight bench.  He had been heckling Sam as the man attempted to max out his bench press when Steve had walked in.  And he may have had a pinky on the left side of the bar, keeping Sam from reaching his goals.

But Bucky didn’t understand the phrase out of Parakeet Pant’s mouth either.  But a lifetime of being cool gave Bucky the good sense not to look perplexed.  Instead he plastered on that smirk that they had dug out of the recesses of his brain in Wakanda and nodded at Steve knowingly.

“I’m not—ashamed?” Steve shrugged his shoulders, dumping his gym bag on the bench and digging through it for his workout clothing.

“Berky over here said the reason you didn’t come down to the gym with him is because you didn’t come home last night,” Sam explained with a roll of his eyes as he got up from the bench.

Bucky simply started stacking his own weights on the bar, nearly tripling Sam’s maximum effort for his own warm up.  He had purposely kept Sam in the dark about the particulars about Steve’s date.  It had been with Pepper Potts’ right hand gal, one buxom and beautiful Darcy Lewis.  Steve was madly in love with her, had been for years now.  

And Bucky had strong armed the fool into finally asking her out.  And he’d spent the night with her on the first try.  

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“Alex, your friendship has brought glorious technicolor to my life, it’s been there even in the darkest of times and I am the luckiest person alive for that gift. I hope I didn’t take it for granted, I think maybe I did. Because sometimes you don’t see that the best thing that’s ever happened to you is sitting there, right under your nose. But it’s fine, too. Because I’ve realized that no matter where you are or what you’re doing or who you’re with I will always, honestly, truly, completely love you.”

- Rosie Dunne.

Love, Rosie (2014).

Being a part of Team Free Will would include:

WARNING- There is one curse word in this.

-Living and traveling alongside the Winchesters.
- Whenever Sam and Dean get into stupid arguments or begin to act childish, you’re the voice of reason.
- You are BFFs with Cas.
- Sam and Dean are like your brothers.
- No one is allowed to flirt with you or they will have to deal with the boys.
- You’re a total badass.
- You also are incredibly knowledgeable on reasonably obscure monsters.
- The whole “There ain’t no me if there ain’t no you” deal is extended to you.
- Having to explain various human body processes to Cas.
- Cas trying to understand periods is especially hilarious.
- Singing along to the classic rock that is so often blared in the Impala.
- Whenever you have the chance, you bake a really lovely pie. Be it pecan, apple, cherry, or otherwise.
- This pretty much makes you Dean’s favorite person.
- Pretty much 90% of your wardrobe is flannels now.
- You have the best aim with a firearm. It’s seriously impressive.
- Cas and you watch Netflix together.
- Getting an anti-possession tattoo.
- Cas carving sigils into your ribs.
- You’re Castiel’s favorite because of how patient you are with him grasping human concepts.
- When you die, you definitely come back because you are just as incapable of staying dead as the boys.
- You cut your hair short so that it is more efficient and less of a liability in combat.
- This leads to Dean giving Sam more trouble over his longer hair.
-You actually are quite close with Death as you recognize the importance of order in an otherwise chaotic world.
- You actually remember to prioritize human life and often remind the Winchester’s to keep in touch with their humanity.
- You’re really the best hunter due to this and they know it.

DISCLAIMER- I do not own Supernatural or Netflix. The quote is not mine; it is from Supernatural. You are you. Nothing is mine; please don’t sue me.


anonymous asked: can you gif this scene in pp s4ep14 when they’re at the door cos she looks ridiculously adorable in that outfit?
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anonymous asked:

Geeeez that crotch shot. Using another anons words (thanks anon) Crotch-Jockey Cait and her BFF co-worker Sam. We're supposed to see nothing in that? Not read into any of it? Just pretend that it's normal? May I add this to my list of things I don't understand. At all...

As a reformed ho, I understand dick. As a former celeb gossip junkie, I understand the blurred lines of actors who have to get all up in each other’s crotchal business on the clock. Seeing the two mesh together after hours brings a tear to my loins.

how many people in this picture are bending their knees or leaning forward so shepard doesn’t look so short? TRICK question it is ALL OF THEM. 

disclaimer before I inevitably get people whinging in my inbox and in the tags about how the heights/weights are inaccurate to the game: YES I AM AWARE THAT IN-GAME ALL THE FEMALE CHARACTERS HAVE ESSENTIALLY THE EXACT SAME MODEL THEREFORE THE SAME HEIGHT AND WEIGHT. I am choosing to totally fucking disregard that fact because it makes for really really boring character design.

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Dating Dean Winchester Would Include:

Warnings- There is mention of an injury (no real description though), some arguments (none of them violent), and a one-night stand is mentioned as well. Apart from that, it shouldn’t upset anyone.

- You and Dean met while you both were researching for a hunt disguised as FBI agents.
- You two were both super confused at first before figuring out the other was a hunter.
- After some arguing between you and the Winchesters, it became clear that you’re all too stubborn to leave so you may as well work together.
- Your stubbornness causes you to clash with Dean. Sam mostly rolled his eyes in the background while you two fought.
- This tension soon led to a one-night stand.
- You all continue to bicker after this.
- Sam storms away and leaves you two alone to research and sort through your issues.
- While researching, you and Dean get to know each other.
- This leads you to realize that he isn’t quite as mean and cocky as he would have others believe.
- He discovers that you’re quite an accepting and open person actually and don’t like to pick fights.
- You go over how you got into hunting and that causes you to realize just how similar the two of you are.
- Sam returns, satisfied that you two are getting along now.
- Later, during the hunt, Dean gets injured.
- This leads to you flirting with him to try to keep him conscious long enough to get him somewhere safe enough to treat his wound.
- Your talk with him escalates and you promise him a date when he heals, thinking that he wouldn’t remember.
- After the hunt is resolved and Dean is patched up, he asks about that date.
- And so, your relationship began.
- He is super protective of you. It can get really irritating sometimes.
- Really. It’s to the point where he tries to convince you to stop hunting and live in the bunker 24/7.
- You but sing loudly to his classic rock music together.
- He lets you drive his car sometimes.
- You two trust each other a lot.
- He’s huge on PDA. Anything from hand-holding to make-out sessions is okay for him in public.
- You both love to cuddle.
- You both alternate who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon.
- Whenever you have a nightmare, he’ll just take you in his arms and listen to what happened in your dream. He’ll then reassure you and offer extra training time to try to prevent whatever happened from occurring.
- When he has a nightmare, you do the same.
- You lessen his insecurity by reminding him how important, intelligent, resourceful, heroic, loyal, and loved he is.
- You’re both super proud of each other and constantly trying to one up each other’s supportiveness.
- For example: You’ll mentioned how he cut off those vamps’ heads in one clean blow and he’ll counter with mentioning how artful your decapitation was of that alpha you all had encountered.
- If you get injured in any way during a hunt by someone, he’ll step up training with you and go over the situation again and again.
- Even after you have gotten it right six times over and are 100% confident in your ability to avoid the scenario. You eventually have to call Sam in to let Dean know that it’s okay now.
- So many ‘I love you’s.
- You bake him a lot of pies.
- Particularly after arguments.
- Speaking of arguments, they’re frequent and often involve some yelling.
- They never escalate beyond that though as you both love each other very much.
- You two make up very shortly after your arguments as you both love each other too much to stay away.
- You become BFFs with Sam, Cas, Crowley, Charlie, and Kevin.
- Dean and you still flirt a lot with each other and sometimes will say cheesy pickup lines to make the other laugh.
- You love it when he cooks.
- He loves it when you cook.
- You both cook and bake together super often.
- This usually involves some level of food fights and other immature but immensely fun activities.
- You both love each other to pieces and are happy to have found a balance between an “apple pie life” and hunting.

DISCLAIMER- I do not own Supernatural or any of its characters referenced in this post. You own you. Please don’t sue me.