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BF: “I like this part about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness… but can we also add something about hot chicks?”

JA: “Good GOD, man!”

TJ: “Sit down, John!”

JA: “I AM SITTING DOWN!”

TJ: “Well, then, open up a window.”

BF: “See, John? This is why you’re obnoxious and disliked.”

JA: “I DON’T HAVE TO TAKE THIS FROM YOU! I AM A GRADUATE OF HARVARD!”

TJ: “I attended William and Mary.”

BF: “And I have 37 honorary doctorates. And I invented the stove. Now why aren’t there any women here?”

TJ: “I invented the folding chair, but you don’t see me bragging.”

JA: “Can we PLEASE get back to Freedom? Our rights are unalienable.”

TJ: “Inalienable.”

JA: “Good GOD, man!”

BF: “That’s it. I’m out of here. I’m missing all the drinking and whoring in Maryland. You two wrap this up.”

JA: “I knew I should have focused on the saltpeter instead.”

TJ: “So you could ‘sit down, John’?”

BF: “High five.”

JA: “Good GOD, men!”

TJ: “Chill, bro. I want to get back to the Mrs., so I’ll bang this out by the First. The Second at the latest.”

JA: “You’d better, or you’ll be dead to rights.”

TJ: “Inalienable rights.”

JA: “Good GOD, man!”

BF: “Seriously, at least join me in the drinking, if not the whoring.”

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All things considered, it’s even more miraculous we pulled this off than most people realize…
@1776andmylife I follow you and I saw this on my facebook feed and thought of you

my name is ash (real name Rebecca but i go by ash). im 12. bisexual. metal is my evrything. sws is my favorite band my fav album of their’s is Sempiternal. austin mckinnon saved my life. my favorite song is a love like war by crown the empire. luv my bf, 3-37-14