The Rihanna- Fuck’s up your ex’s car in broad
daylight and waits for him to come out so he knows it was her
The Nicki Minaj- Dresses you up in her
clothes with your titties and ass all out. Records videos of you in the club
dancing up on some dude, posts them to instagram and tags your ex in all of
The Beyoncé- Tells you to forget him and not worry about him. Then, coincidentally a week later his car gets repossessed, he loses his job, leg gets broken in three different places and he’s living back with his mama and can’t qualify for unemployment
The Naomi Campbell- Hooks you up with her man’s wealthy friend. Is always sure to let your ex know what your new man has bought you
The Viola Davis- Has a sit down with your ex and gives him a lecture of how disgusting of a person he is and she doesn’t let him get a word in. Tells him he owes you an apology and after that to never speak to you again or she will have more than words ready for him next time. Ends conversation with “are we clear?”
The Cardi B- Literally will kill him
The Lil Kim- Gets her brother and his friends to jump him
The Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard- Shows up to his job,cusses him out and gets him fired. Will wait for him out in the parking lot to cuss him out some more
So I want to brag for just a minute!!
So this is my good friend Qu'ran. He is a senior at the school that my teaches at. He has been gay for as long as he can remember and recently wanted to start cross dressing, which is fantastic. He did not go to his junior prom for many reasons, but largely because of comfort. This year, the school approved it for him to wear a dress to prom, and I have never seen him more happy. I took him dress shopping today and he had the time of his life. We walked in heels and danced and I am so happy for him.
I mean seriously, look at how happy he looks in those dresses!! I am such a proud friend right now!!
Female Awesome Meme: [4/15] Supporting Characters » Tahani Al-Jamil “I haven’t been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend Kanye, who was defending my best friend Beyonce.”